CRIME IN VERNON TOWNSHIP

This is why we never carry deer.

(Thanks to Candy Tutt)

Comments

[Mrs. Wheezer]

How desperate do you gotta be to rob an obviously armed man who is quite capable of hitting a target?

[Edgar Greenberg]

If he just shot the deer, didn't he have a gun of his own?

[Siouxie]

The robber was just after a buck or two...

[Betsy]

..or at least a little doe.

[Clean Hands]

Did somebody let our deer little pervert out of jail? And he had his German friends help him find a new date??

[casey]

Just how did the hunter know the deer was dumb, huh? Did he give it an IQ test before he killed it?

[casey]

Well, now that I think about it, I guess the deer was dumb enough to get shot....

[crossgirl]

if only he'd had his football helmet with him.

[Cheryl Howard]

*Flagrantly borrowing this*

Missing! John Doe. Last seen in the vicinity of...

[Morty]

I would like to see how this would have played out if it had been one of maybe 100 dear hunters I know here in Arkansas.....I don't think these three would have got away with it.

All three of them would be squeeeelin' like a pig with there purdy mouths....(apologies to Ned Beatty).

[Clean Hands]

*snork* @ Morty

[morty]

...er, I mean 'DEER" not Daer...dear. bear where? Here?......aaaggggh

[Siouxie]

LOL morty!

*suddenly hears the sounds of duelin' banjos*

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Are they sure it wasn't the deer's family in disguise?

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Mentioned in the police report, but not in the article is that--to preserve the sport in the situation--the three assailants first instructed Hanna to run around trees and bushes, while yelling: "Serpentine, serpentine!"

While he did this, the attackers fired off a few rounds, and then satisfied, took the deer and left.

[CJrun]

Deer Nazis! No deer for you!

[NiftyWitch]

Here's a link to the story on KDKA, with video...

http://kdka.com/local/local_story_332230206.html

[Siouxie]

NiftyWitch's Linky

[Monsoon]

"Hanna said he was ordered by the two bearded men in denim coats with orange vests and hats to empty his rifle by firing it."

Bearded denim-coated man: "You vill now empty ze gun by firing it!"

Victim: "Very well..."

Rifle: Bwammmm!

Bearded denim-coated man: "Urrrrgggghhhh"

Victim: "Be careful what you ask for!"

[Stevie W]

Lol, lbff, for "serpentine." Hilarious movie. Time to see it again.

[Stevie W]

"He said the two men had spoken German." Hmmmm...

The antlers my friend
Were taken to Berlin.
The antlers were taken to Berlin.

[Siouxie]

stevie...the only Berlin I know is the 80's punk band

[Stevie W]

And, sxi, don't tell me. The only Wall you know is Pink Floyd's.

[Siouxie]

you got it, stevie!

[Betsy]

Stevie...Thanks for the earwig (and the snork that goes with it:)

[NiftyWitch]

Thanks, Siouxie!

I think Weird Al needs to re-write the lyrics to Amish Paradise.

[wooleybob]

I was the guy who this happen too..and belive me them Amish men when caught,I want a piece of their ass to mount on my shed!Ruined my gun cause I had to throw it 20ft out of the tree,and then they hit me in my back with a gun,I just had my second back surgey...Next time I see a horse and buggy i'll run them sob's off the road.!!!

[Siouxie]

uh..gumball anyone? no prob. niftfy!

[Sarah15203]

Ahhh. Makes me proud to be from Pittsburgh.

BTW, Carrick is supposed to be one of our good neighborhoods.

[Sarah15203]

oooops. Web went goofy and it posted my comment on the wrong story...hmmm...