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Posted by: angene15 | November 16, 2006 at 09:04 AM
Oh no. Excuse me ma'am, you're sitting on my margarita! eeewww
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 16, 2006 at 09:04 AM
My cup runneth over...
Posted by: Just Ducky | November 16, 2006 at 09:05 AM
Wow... what will they think up next? Using your butt to pressurize your drink... Maybe they can include a "carbonation" feature in the upgraded model.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | November 16, 2006 at 09:05 AM
I love to sip beverages that have been warmed to room temperature BY MY ASS!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 16, 2006 at 09:05 AM
It holds eight margaritas? At least it makes a soft place to pass out. You might want to skip the salt though.
Posted by: artchick | November 16, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Eight full drinks? That'd be ... um ... four on each side ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 16, 2006 at 09:10 AM
i prefer the bra model.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 16, 2006 at 09:10 AM
What a remarkable product! I need to order two. And that sit n sip looks kind of interesting also.
Posted by: fivver | November 16, 2006 at 09:10 AM
Where's the companion product? You know, so you don't have to leave your seat when nature calls?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 16, 2006 at 09:43 AM
I'm gonna need a bigger bag...just sayin'
Not only is my @ss bigger than that..but...only 8 drinks??? come on!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 16, 2006 at 09:43 AM
ok..they took care of one of my complaints:
"An additional bladder for extra drinks!"
now if they could only make my butt smaller...hmmm
Posted by: Siouxie | November 16, 2006 at 09:54 AM
Does this cosmopolitan make my butt look big?
Posted by: Stevie W | November 16, 2006 at 10:00 AM
*SNORK!*@stevie w.
No! It's perfect! Really! With or without, it's just absolute perfection.
*Downs another JD*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 16, 2006 at 10:05 AM
Oh, great, so your seat actually gets more unciomfortable as the day goes on. When you drink, the pressure reduces, so the cushion gets more and more flabby.
Posted by: beth | November 16, 2006 at 11:28 AM
but if you mix those drinks right, you won't care!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 16, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Looks like an updated version of an enema bag. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 16, 2006 at 11:54 AM
I just say keep refillin' (for the comfort of course)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 16, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Want a drink? No really, it's a real drink. No,it isn't bum juice, it's a margarita. No I didn't fart on it. Ok maybe once but... it's in a bag and there's this hose and everything.
No really, it isn't bum juice.
Posted by: Wheat | November 16, 2006 at 12:22 PM
But, it doesn't come in a CLEAR PLASTIC ZIP-LOC BAG!
Posted by: CJrun | November 16, 2006 at 03:15 PM
"keeps your cold drinks cold and your hot drinks hot"
hmmm...how does it know??
Posted by: Imelda | November 16, 2006 at 05:22 PM
Yeah, I always dress like that for sporting events.
And who wants a seat that gets increasingly less comfortable? Maybe that's why the margaritas are specifically mentioned. This looks to me like a clever way to sneak adult beverages past security at a stadium or theatre, until, of course, the security guards catch on.
Posted by: Ellasmom | November 16, 2006 at 05:26 PM
The nice thing is, after emptying it, it can double as a urinal.
Posted by: sts | November 16, 2006 at 05:44 PM
At first they tried to market it as the "Ass Blaster," but for some reason no one wanted to by it.
Posted by: Marketing Genius | November 16, 2006 at 09:00 PM
Great product. Almost as good as the BEER BELLY.
Posted by: Paul Lester | November 16, 2006 at 10:09 PM
I'm sorry, but I'd have to know the person sitting on that thing before ...
Posted by: boo | November 16, 2006 at 10:20 PM