CELL PHONES
They're changing the way we live.
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November 29, 2006
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- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
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I'd say he can keep it.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | November 29, 2006 at 03:30 PM
OMFG, a thief with a sense of humor. ***SNORK***!!!
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 29, 2006 at 03:32 PM
All I got is *snork*
Posted by: Mrs. Wheezer | November 29, 2006 at 03:35 PM
LOL I agree, CH!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 03:36 PM
So, will the picture of the penis appear in a offensive penis photo lineup?
Posted by: casey | November 29, 2006 at 03:38 PM
I guess this is the updated version of "You show me yours and I'll show you mine?"
Did he include a note? "Hey! What a coincidence! Here's my boyfriend."
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 29, 2006 at 03:39 PM
Casey...it's always better when they play offense. A penis on defense is just sad.
Posted by: Betsy | November 29, 2006 at 03:39 PM
Who brings a penis to a lesbian? Oh wait no--that was a knife to a gunfight... nevermind.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 29, 2006 at 03:55 PM
maybe he wanted to convert her back by showing her what she was 'missing'???
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Dave, how exactly is this changing the way we live?
Posted by: blurk | November 29, 2006 at 03:58 PM
blurk, it's too hi-tech!
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 04:20 PM
What was AT & T's old slogan? Oh yes, now I remember; reach out & touch someone.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | November 29, 2006 at 04:31 PM
I'm sorry, you go the wrong member.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 29, 2006 at 10:47 PM
That's GOT the wrong member. Sheesh.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 29, 2006 at 10:47 PM
*the member you have reached is not in service at this time*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 29, 2006 at 11:42 PM
Can you leer at me now?
Posted by: Stevie W | November 29, 2006 at 11:51 PM
One ringy dingy
Two ringy dingy
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 07:19 AM
Ring my chimes ...
[or]
Yeesus Yumpin' Yiminy!!! Yingle Yangle!!!
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 30, 2006 at 07:41 AM
*disco alert*
You can ring my belllllllll..ring my bell.
ring my bell.
*ringalingaling*
Posted by: Siouxie | November 30, 2006 at 08:09 AM
Me just wanted to show her his ding-a-ling.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 30, 2006 at 09:19 AM
That's HE, not ME.
Posted by: Stevie W | November 30, 2006 at 09:21 AM
Peni$ picture on screen? Check.
Phone on vibrate? Check.
Finger on land line's "redial" button? Check.
Tally-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: Layzeeboy | December 01, 2006 at 01:59 PM
Ahhh. Makes me proud to be from Pittsburgh.
BTW, Carrick is supposed to be one of our good neighborhoods.
Posted by: Sarah15203 | December 01, 2006 at 04:33 PM
Is it sad that I've met people who
who would've taken
the thief up on his offer ?
Posted by: Megan | December 01, 2006 at 08:11 PM
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