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She hit her with a drink???
That has got to be painful.
Posted by: billinbossier | November 27, 2006 at 08:51 AM
linlo?!!?
yack!
Posted by: crossgirl | November 27, 2006 at 08:51 AM
Pour thing. She poured her drink on me and its just not right.
Posted by: Meditrina | November 27, 2006 at 08:52 AM
And yet, when the drink was poured onto her she didn't melt while yowling, "Oh, what a world!"
Posted by: Lairbo | November 27, 2006 at 08:52 AM
Oh, NOOO, don't make me be the first on a news item involving Paris Hilton. Somebody, jump in and say first before my eyeballs melt off and I can't see the monitor anymore!!!
BTW, that head popping Marie A. doll could have real potential as a personal defence weapon.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | November 27, 2006 at 08:55 AM
Oh, whew! thank goodness someone(s) got in there before I finished typing. Saved by the DSL
Posted by: Annie in Texas | November 27, 2006 at 08:56 AM
Just finished reading Dave's Xmas gift list, I have GOT to get that nasal hair trimmer that looks like a finger for my furry nostilled hubby. Then I can stop complaining about how his face, in profile, looks like a science fiction movie about the incredible hairy thing that came from the sinus cavity.
Posted by: Annie in Texas | November 27, 2006 at 09:00 AM
With all that cash, can't Paris buy some class?
Posted by: Meditrina | November 27, 2006 at 09:00 AM
It hurt? Maybe it was hard liquor.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 27, 2006 at 09:02 AM
Can I hit her next?
Posted by: artchick | November 27, 2006 at 09:02 AM
That poor drink.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | November 27, 2006 at 09:08 AM
*snork* at lisa.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 27, 2006 at 09:08 AM
cg-I was just about to lol @ artchick
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 27, 2006 at 09:19 AM
Mebbe if the drink wuz in one of these?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 27, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Yet another piece of hard-hitting, pull-no-(rum?)punches journalism.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 27, 2006 at 09:44 AM
Well, you know what I say about Paris Hilton, so decorum prohibits me from repeating it here.
And "LinLo"? I second Crossgirl's yack.
Posted by: Mr. Completely | November 27, 2006 at 09:48 AM
Paris was probably just responding when "LinLo" (gag!) said "The drinks are on me".
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 27, 2006 at 10:12 AM
luckily for the host, the drink landed on the
LinLo-eum and could be wiped up easily...
Posted by: insomniac | November 27, 2006 at 10:44 AM
Tsk,tsk. Alcohol abuse.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 27, 2006 at 11:37 AM
I suppose it's a good thing, but no one seems to have picked up on the Paris sharing stockings with Britney reference. According to Hollyweird gossip, the two are having an affair. At least there can be no offspring.
passes out brain bleach, after using some herself.
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Posted by: | November 27, 2006 at 03:12 PM
"Paris is now sharing stockings with Britney Spears" Ewwwww. You'd think one of them would have more sense. They'll probably catch whatever diseases the other has.
Posted by: Kristina L. | November 27, 2006 at 10:45 PM