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So this is newsworthy because she actually had panties on?
Posted by: artchick | November 13, 2006 at 08:45 AM
please warn us before we go to the link. i just had breakfast. now i think i'll lose breakfast. thanks
Posted by: wickedwitch | November 13, 2006 at 08:46 AM
I see London, I see France...
Posted by: Stevie W | November 13, 2006 at 08:50 AM
EEEEEW. Cellulite. And Granny Panties.
Posted by: Nightingale | November 13, 2006 at 08:50 AM
Thought it was "I see Paris, I see France", etc.
Posted by: Bill the Elder | November 13, 2006 at 08:54 AM
Blech! I just threw up a little in my mouth. That is just plain gross. I bet the pink butted russian hamster had a better looking rear.
Posted by: casey | November 13, 2006 at 08:58 AM
The brainy end of Paris.
Posted by: ron | November 13, 2006 at 09:02 AM
And she has a severe case of the zactlys.
Posted by: ron | November 13, 2006 at 09:09 AM
That's not hot.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 13, 2006 at 09:11 AM
Let's hope that 2007 brings an end to Ms. Hilton's press coverage. By my accounting, she has used up about 14.57 minutes of being considered famous. If Andy Warhol was right, it should be "Paris who?" by the end of January.
Hey! K-Fed is available. Maybe we could hook them up!
Posted by: PiraeteBoy | November 13, 2006 at 09:22 AM
ron, I'm afraid of the answer, but I'm going to ask anyways......what is "zactlys"?
Posted by: casey | November 13, 2006 at 09:28 AM
I'll bite, ron. What zactly are the zactlys?
Posted by: Stevie W | November 13, 2006 at 09:28 AM
In some cases your face can look zactly like your ass.
Posted by: ron | November 13, 2006 at 09:33 AM
LOL!
Posted by: casey | November 13, 2006 at 09:37 AM
Definitely not hot (and I have definite opinions on that)!
And I think it is "I see Paris, I see France" ... I'd rather not see your underpants!
Posted by: AmerInParis | November 13, 2006 at 09:39 AM
That's Ed Zachary disease.
Scrawny, ain't she?
If you see cellulite and granny pants, you have some pretty high standards there, Nightingale.
Posted by: Leetie | November 13, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Can't we just leave Paris' behind?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 13, 2006 at 09:47 AM
But, ...
Posted by: Leetie | November 13, 2006 at 09:48 AM
leetie,
You is Ed Zachary right.
Posted by: ron | November 13, 2006 at 09:48 AM
How derriere she!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 13, 2006 at 09:52 AM
I take it you're not a fannie?
Posted by: Leetie | November 13, 2006 at 09:56 AM
Tushé!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | November 13, 2006 at 10:12 AM
Poor Paris...she's just become the butt of our jokes...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2006 at 10:15 AM
That couldn't have been Paris Hilton's ass. Her head wasn't up it.
Posted by: Lairbo | November 13, 2006 at 10:15 AM
"Just Become"
Sorry, butt she has been a joke from the beginning.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | November 13, 2006 at 10:27 AM
I'm still stuck on Lindsay going commando.
*searching for brain bleach*
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 13, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Baby don't got back. That the weakest excuse for a hiney I ever saw.
*borrows a cup of layzeeboys brain bleach*
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | November 13, 2006 at 11:10 AM
I'll be glad to give her some of my extra buttage...she definitely needs it!
(skeeny @ssless byotch)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2006 at 11:13 AM
In OTHER breaking entertainment news:
Fed-Ex Meets his Fans (all 3 of them)
(note: he can only count to two)
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2006 at 11:22 AM
And in case yer wondering, those underoos ain't "taupe-colored", they just need a good washing. That is all.
Posted by: random thunking | November 13, 2006 at 11:44 AM
bleargh
Does anything else really need to be said?
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 13, 2006 at 04:05 PM
CherylHoward: Homegirl would need some _melanin_ in order to have some _butt_!
'Steatopygia': the genetic predisposition of the Khoisan of the Kalahari (aka 'Pygmies') and other Africans and those of African descent to have fatty deposits on the buttocks (1. yes, you need a little extra something in the deserts and jungles and 2. yah, black people tend to have butts [I are one])
Posted by: chinohillster | November 13, 2006 at 04:26 PM
chino, cubans must come from a similar background as we too are predisposed to have a little something something (actually a LOT of something something in some cases) in the back room (IFYWIM)! and yes, I are one...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2006 at 06:10 PM
and IYKWIM also...
Posted by: Siouxie | November 13, 2006 at 06:11 PM
Is there anyone in the world that hasn't seen Paris' crotchal region by now?
Posted by: AlanBoss | November 13, 2006 at 11:54 PM
Why the constant fascination with oxygen thieves?
Posted by: JimBob | November 14, 2006 at 10:29 AM