ATTENTION, WEST DES MOINES SHOPPERS

Be careful.

(Thanks to oneblankspace)

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[Edgar Greenberg]

Oh Deer.

[Edgar Greenberg]

The buck stops there.

[Siouxie]

the buck stopped...uh..there?

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*over loudspeaker*

Herb, Blitzen on aisle five.

[Philintexas]

The Blog appears to be in a blogging frenzy...he must have a book he's trying to strumpet or something...

[Siouxie]

yikes, Edgar...almost psychic simul...

[Herb]

Aisle five, check

[Just Ducky]

Rather ironic that the buck ran into a TARGET store.

[Wyo Cowboy]

good thing he ran out an open, and not a closed door.

and *snork* Sioux, "buck stopped here."

[diverdowndoc]

d'ya think he came from WalMart?

[ron]

Pre-Christmas mission for Santa Claus.

[diverdowndoc]

Thanks Wyo!

[diverdowndoc]

And WTF is up with the robot?

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

He left when he saw the rifles in the sports department. *if you ask me, when you hear yourself described as an 8-point anything, it's time to run for cover*

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

Waves to Herb *hee hee*

[Esther5kids]

Did anyone else think of WMD's while reading the title?

Esther
*Dyslexics of the world -UNTIE!*

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*snork* @ Esther

[Esther5kids]

Snorkin' right back at ya, LBFF!

[Herb]

*waves at LBFF and giggles*

[Herb]

And tingles a little at the simul.

[Annie Where-but-here]

..."Polk County Animal Control arrived.

'He was tired and scared. His tongue was hanging out,' Frasher said."

Sounds like Polk County Animal Control is out of control.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Esther, were you the agnostic insomniac dislexic who stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog?

[Esther5kids]

Actually, I'm more apt to walk into a bra and order a bree...

[Annie Where-but-here]

that reminds me of a joke-
Punkin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long....oh, deer!"

[Meanie the Blue]

Jeez, why all the panic? Poor guy was probably just looking for some reindeer games.

[slyeyes]

The buck caused no damage and left no droppings.

Poor thing was scared sh!tless.

[Stevie W]

He was applying for the bilingual ass position.

[Meditrina]

* double snork * at sly

Maybe not at the Target, but I have been there: The overwhelming sensation of severe rectal tension. Or as my daddy would say, "I think my A$$hole just slammed shut."

[Annie Where-but-here]

because blurkie's not here to say it -
"Nice rack!"

and a belated *snork* to just ducky for pointing out that it was a TARGET store.

overheard from the crowd - "...tsk, tsk...this would NEVER happen in East Des Moines."

[Annie Where-but-here]

Maybe he was looking for the 99cent store and needed change for a buck.

[Stevie W]

Annie's on a roll.

Would you have any grey poupon?

[Stevie W]

Deer prudence - not.

[Stevie W]

He was looking for the jewelry department. He was bringing his gemsbok.

[shellann]

He was filling in for the Wells Fargo truck - there to pick up the doe.

[PirateBoy]

And now, deer reader:

Poor dear!

You gotta have hart?

D'oh! A Deer! A female deer! <- The Simpsons

Because the Moose Lodge was closed?

Deer Hart, I want you to know...

He had to put his purchases on a charge card, because he didn't have any doe?

[insomniac]

that's one Serious Roebuck there....

[Annie Where-but-here]

Wow - happy pun day, everyone. What a way to celebrate.

[Stevie W]

It went North on Fawn Hall.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Good morning, Right Coasters!

Muskrats and wombats and terrorist squirrels,
New books and dumb crooks and boys that are girls.
Interesting toystores and misguided deer,
These are the reasons that I snorked my beer.

Stupendous catcalls when Twitney dumped Kevin,
Vigorous strumpeting 24/7.
Boogers and snorkers with differing views,
These are the reasons that Mel hates the...news.

Canucks run amok and some Britons need glasses,
Big ugly snails and they're hiring @sses,
Studly hot pronghorn and nasty hot fat,
These are the reasons I am where I'm at.

When your job bites,
When your butt stings,
When you're feelin' bad
You simply remember these snorkable things
And then you won't feel so sad!

[Stevie W]

Xlnt, xlnt, xlnt...you do like that song, don't you?

PS Your "Mel" song is even better; I did one to the same melody but it doesn't hold a candle.

[occam's lady schick]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ANTLERS_STABBING?SITE=VARIT&SECTION=US

html-fu crapped out. but it's worth it.

eventually it all comes out in the wash.

[Guin]

"No corporate-mandated contingency plan in place."

"Randall, I specifically told you to come up with a contingency plan for wildlife entering our stores."

"Sorry, sir, I thought you meant squirrels."

[Mikey123]

Just a reindeer checking on the Christmas stuff for Santa.

[Nebbisk]

8-point Buck? And here I always thought a buck was eight bits.

[Baron VonKlyff]

The deer ran through an automatic door near the store's one-hour photo lab, danced on the floor...

Now was its dance a soft hoof shoe, or perhaps a buckfoxtrot?

[Layzeeboy]

"He was tired and scared. His tongue was hanging out." Sounds like me when Mrs. Layzee drags me around the mall.

[chinohillster]

Being involved in my company's upcoming Disaster Recovery (for our Information Technology systems; I'm a DBA [Oracle/SQL Server]), this paragraph got my attention:

"Frasher said the store had no corporate-mandated contingency plan designed to deal with the wayward deer, which led employees on a lap around the store before running out an open door about 20 minutes later, just before Polk County Animal Control arrived."

Hmm...maybe I'll have to include a Deer Contingency Plan in my DR documentation...

[WriterDude]

Deer. Target. Reference: "Bummer of a birthmark, Hal."

For those who get it, enjoy. All others, kindly move along...

[No Name Rock Band]

Annie,

love the song. It's the best parody of any song I've heard.

I think the deer was rather behoofed to leave.
*from the loud speaker*

*Deer:8, Target employees:0*

Don't worry, I'm just horsing around.

Oh deer I seem to have run out puns,
could any of you spare me some?

[sthnbelle]

WD, I love the Far Side© - I've already got my desk calender for next year!

[AlanBoss]

Annie, Whatever you are on today, I want some!

WriterDude, I got it and I enjoyed it.