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November 27, 2006
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Now, finally I can get rid of that annoying secretary!!
Posted by: DavetheRed | November 27, 2006 at 08:47 AM
if it doesn't come with a flame suit, i'm not interested.
Posted by: crossgirl | November 27, 2006 at 08:53 AM
Wow. Takes goofing off to a whole new level. We always used wadded up paper, stress balls and a laser pointer.
(and believe it or not, we actually also got work done)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 27, 2006 at 08:54 AM
Uh-oh.
Can't get it 'cuz it doesn't werk on a Mac ... Dang!
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 27, 2006 at 09:30 AM
And goes great with their mouse pad!
Posted by: jon | November 27, 2006 at 09:31 AM
Of course you'll have to recruit a cube-mate to stand by and make the "att-tat-tat-tat" sounds.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | November 27, 2006 at 09:44 AM
"authentic sound effects".......
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.......actually a gnfarb......
Posted by: russell | November 27, 2006 at 09:54 AM
I wonder if you can get that mouse pad with electronic messaging built in?
Posted by: Clean Hands | November 27, 2006 at 10:04 AM
I'm not so sure about this. It doesn't say if it rotates the thing, if there's an actual laser, etc.
I still want one, tho. :)
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | November 27, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Could I get away with this at a public library? Hmmmm.....
Posted by: Kathybear | November 27, 2006 at 01:29 PM
It's a little cheaper here.
Posted by: ScottMGS | November 27, 2006 at 02:27 PM