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November 14, 2006

A GIANT STEP FORWARD FOR HYGIENE

Vibrating soap.

(Via Gizmodo)

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wow! this could make the massaging shower head obsolete.

Soon to be standard issue in Leavenworth

Technical specifications say that it is "Made of real soap."

Thank goodness. That plastic soap was just not cutting it.

hmmm....not so fast crossgirl!! maybe an alternative??

Who the heck invents this stuff? I swear I went in to the wrong field after High School. I wonder if they are going to release shaped bars next.

Hey everybody! Look over there!!

*points in opposite direction of saop*

*grabs soap while everyone looks at..... nothing*

*dashes for shower*

Ooops... did I post that out loud?

OSHA has just issued its 49 page manual "Vibrating Soap, Safe Operation of."

AND without proof reading??

Some people are starting to look way cleaner than they used to. Just sayin'.

Yep Bucket...you just stole yerself a vibrating bar of saop!

As if my wife doesn't spend enough time in the shower now...

*SNORK* @ crossgirl.

Hey, give Bukcet a break, OK?

*pokes head out of shower*

Actually souxie, I think I did pretty well, as I only POINTED in entirely the wrong direction.

*resumes "bathing"*

geez...Maenie...fien!

can't even joek aroudn heer...

*SNOKR*

hell, Bucket...as long as it vibrates ;-)

*hands Bucket some extra batteries*

*Warning* If bathing takes longer than four hours discontinue use and consult your physician.

No offence taken Souxie -

Neener MtB - I still got the soap.

During a shopping spree around this web site I
found:

VIBRATING SOAP
MOOD LIGHTING
TWIN SHOWER HEADS
AN ORGASMATRON
A DIGITAL CAMERA.

How absolutely unique the Christmas letter is going to be this year.

dear santa,
i've been a really dirty girl. could you please send me the following items:


Actually, my mother got me one of these. They were giving them away at the sales convention she went to.

It wasn't as exciting as it looks. But it was great fun disturbing any guests who needed to wash their hands.

Clearly, what's needed here is MORE POWER.

Uh, sorry. Didn't mean to channel Tim Taylor.

Oh my! Well! Um....... Oh my! [blush]

wonders what kind of sales conventions squirl's mom frequents and if she could get me samples too.

This gives "showering with zest" an entirely new meaning.

"Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap.
I'd go slippey, slippey, slidey over everybody's hiney.
Oh, I wish I were a little bar of soap."

Um, not to get all technical, but I wasn't aware colors were delicious.
Also, why would you want to spend $12 for soap (plus shipping), that will just eventually wear out and go down the drain? Wouldn't that money be put to better use on a more permanent implement?

But a waterproof one with plausible deniability, MB?

I don't get it. How does it work? What happens when the soap gets down to sliver stage?

"Ms. Owl, How long does it take to get to the center of a bar of vibrating soap?"
"I don't know. I never made it. Go ask Ms. Turtle (animatronic)."
"Ms. Turtle, How long does it take to get to the center of a bar of vibrating soap?"
"I don't know. Let's find out."
Buzzzz
"One."
Buzzzzzzzz"
"Twoooooo"
Buzzzzzzz"
"Three."

Bill - you'd be bathing with the (ouch) battery...just sayin'

LOL Hammond...

Please don't eat it - did that warning come before or after the lawsuit?

Geez, didn't your mothers even warn you about playing with electricity in the bath tub?

This could be the perfect Christmas gift for someone wishing to off the spouse with enough delay time to divert suspicion.

100% safe in water! Snort. I bet the safety instructions were written by someone badly in need of ESL training, too. "Please not to be use when conscious have absence."

That sliver of soap is gonna' get lost.
Just sayin'

Bill - There's only about a quarter inch of soap all around. The rest is taken up by the rectangular housing that stores the mechanics (best way I could come up with to say that that didn't sound suggestive)

only for those whose thoughts are 99 and 44/100% pure...

On the same page a link to what may be the greatest piece of electronics ever invented - the Lav Nav! Anyone sharing a house with a man needs this.

This will make it tough not to drop the soap in the showers, or is that the real agenda?

"the Vibrating Soap is your ticket to bath time bliss."

This is one of the most unnessacry things I have ever heard of.

not going there, not going there, not going there....

*to the tune of Banana Phone*

Buzza, buzza, buzza, buzza,buzza, buzza, buzz, vibrating soap.

I kid you not - sell that at a tupperware party with free margaritas, and I'm there. Avon may be calling, but I sure ain't answering the door right now!

Can too much vibrating soap make you blind?

sorry ebl...can't see what you wrote...

Joins in Okie's Mantra "not going there"

*borrows Siouxie's duct tape and tapes fingers to desk*

too many snorks to list

More batteries, and fresh whisky for my horses!

Hahaha I sent this, and forgot.

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