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What is it for? Inflatable Cheerleaders?
Oh...and FIRST
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 25, 2006 at 08:57 AM
Yikes! And FIRST!
Posted by: baligurl | October 25, 2006 at 08:58 AM
frickin' bot
Posted by: baligurl | October 25, 2006 at 08:58 AM
Baron - inflatable cheerleaders would be a nice complement to the article's subject.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 09:01 AM
Yeah, but you couldn't call them airheads... that moniker is already taken by the real ones.
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 25, 2006 at 09:02 AM
Why for how come can't we comment on "Japan - The land of beauty?"
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 25, 2006 at 09:05 AM
We can't post on the Beer topic, Dave!
D'oh!
- H. Simpson
Posted by: PirateBoy | October 25, 2006 at 09:05 AM
The land of beauty
Brooks no commentary now
Me So Asahi
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 09:07 AM
I want a beer dispenser!!
Posted by: DavetheRed | October 25, 2006 at 09:08 AM
Hey Dave.......
Are you and Santa still wheeling around on the coolermobile?
"Cause we can't seem to reply to the OTHER beer related post -
which, by the way, is very appealing - even now at 9:00 A.M.
Posted by: leemedia | October 25, 2006 at 09:10 AM
They are playing Wisconsin. That's the Badgers, right? They definitely need the pen¡s when they play Oregon.
{Is there anyone who is NOT a Beaver fan?}
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 25, 2006 at 09:11 AM
Who new a penis could be so much fun! Where can I get one?
Posted by: casey | October 25, 2006 at 09:23 AM
Us.
Posted by: Non Beaver Fans | October 25, 2006 at 09:24 AM
My hubby is a Purdue Grad.
Now I know why I was drawn to him.....
Posted by: Punkin "GO BOILERMAKERS!" Poo | October 25, 2006 at 09:28 AM
Oh, and Steve - nice wood.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 09:29 AM
"But I do as a parent, as a donor and as somebody who pays tuition, I probably do have some views, but I think they are views which are personal in nature and really shouldn't take the vantage as the athletic director at this point in time."
Wow.. That man's mind cuts like a knife, don't it?
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 25, 2006 at 09:30 AM
i like perdue chicken. does that count??
Posted by: queensbee | October 25, 2006 at 09:32 AM
so, at the Indiana-Purdue game, the Boilermakers will have their tumescent totem pole and the fathers of the IU team will wear shirts saying "Hoosier Daddy"?
to think of what i missed by starting in community college...
Posted by: insomniac | October 25, 2006 at 09:37 AM
Pretty wild, if you think about it. Seventy thousand people happy to see you.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 09:37 AM
only know one fight song...but it's for another indiana school...
cheer, cheer for our giant c*ck
when it's inflated, you'll no longer mock!
bringing smiles to our co-eds
with its giant swollen head
it could be equipped with some faux goo
(if we really wanted to)
Just distract 'em from the field
watching the pr*ck go 'wheeeee!'
Posted by: insomniac | October 25, 2006 at 09:54 AM
Ohmigosh... no.... they're starting....THE WAVE!!!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Should be interesting when they play USC.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 09:58 AM
*SNORK* @ Meanie
Posted by: blurk | October 25, 2006 at 09:59 AM
*extends posterior to fully enjoy the wave*
giggle
Posted by: Punkin "supporting my team" Poo | October 25, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Inflatable Penises...gnfaPUNKb? or is it Peni?
I always get those two confuzzled! not that I ever had to deal with more than one, mind you...ok..I'll shut up now...thank you.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 10:00 AM
there is no University policy that students would be violating by bringing the penises to the games
I'd hate to have to leave mine at home, just for a football game.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | October 25, 2006 at 10:02 AM
LOL Meanie!
imagine if those giant peni had a water gun attachment to spray people...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 10:02 AM
*Dares not to imagine the halftime marching band formations*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 10:06 AM
Not jus a water gun attachment, an oozinator attachment. Gotta be able to shoot bio-goo.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 25, 2006 at 10:14 AM
I went to UMass......we had "the Minutemen"
Enough said.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 10:14 AM
Sports announcer (who graduated from Purdue):
"Fourth quarter...10 seconds to go and the game is tied. The crowd is just throbbing with excitement. It's been an up and down game and it all comes down to this explosive climax."
Posted by: blurk | October 25, 2006 at 10:15 AM
*snork* @ Olo
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 25, 2006 at 10:19 AM
lol, blurk...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 10:21 AM
I would just like to add The Exponent WBAGNFA math term, and W not BAGNFA scholl paper. Maybe they should name the paper the Oregonian or the Post-Dispatch instead.
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | October 25, 2006 at 10:23 AM
"It's great," said Sandberg. "You see it pop up and you're like 'Oh, there it is again.' It adds some excitement because it's just a big (expletive) penis."
Sounds like a good candidate for the Marquette University philosophy program.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 25, 2006 at 10:44 AM
All penises are inflatable...hopefully.
Posted by: Bill | October 25, 2006 at 10:53 AM
I have one of those inflatable peni's...see, here is where you blow it up.....
Posted by: Chaz | October 25, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Punkin "GO BOILERMAKERS!" Poo,
The wife and I are also Purdue grads! Go Boilers!
Posted by: Steve (The 24 guy) | October 25, 2006 at 11:08 AM
"The University's spokesman, Joe Bennett, said there are plenty of ways to be entertained and he hopes students aren't getting entertainment from the inflatable penis."
This joke just kinda writes itself...
Posted by: tonymus | October 25, 2006 at 11:17 AM
Isn't a big "fucking penis" an oxymoron?
Posted by: twodogsbarking | October 25, 2006 at 11:21 AM
twodogs, you owe Mary some sharpies.
And, no, I don't think it is.
Posted by: blurk | October 25, 2006 at 11:28 AM
twodogs - The 'F' verb implies that something is being slid into a hole. So what you have described could best be accomplished by having a nurse slide a Foley into you. As I have said over and over, some people are into that.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 25, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Steve - What year????
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 11:31 AM
Punkin - 2006. You been drinkin' this morning?
Posted by: blurk | October 25, 2006 at 11:41 AM
Blurk - hardy har har.
(Don't mess with me before lunch - my blood sugar is low and I'm cranky)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Inflatable Penises...gnfaPUNKb? or is it Peni?
It's penes, Siouxie. Sorta like Penes From Heaven. Or Penes From Heavin', to get the pronunciation right.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | October 25, 2006 at 11:47 AM
psst blurk, her brain is frozen...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Uh-oh, Siouxie. You're gonna get it now.
*hands Punkin a Snickers bar and wishes Siouxie the best*
Posted by: blurk | October 25, 2006 at 11:52 AM
But, yes, Inflatable Penises wbagnfaPUNKb. Better than Inflatable Boilermakers, to be sure. That would have to be Blow-Up Boilermakers, perhaps.
And speaking of one of those other mascots, a friend went to a HS that used the beaver. The administration wanted to encourage students to excel, and would recognize a girl and a boy each week on a bulletin board in the lobby. Their pictures would be featured under a banner that read "Beaver Achiever Of The Week". Cluelessness is such an asset.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | October 25, 2006 at 12:00 PM
twodogsbarking...ho wdid he get the F-bomb in here?
Posted by: Chaz | October 25, 2006 at 12:00 PM
*hiding now*
you know she loves me, blurk...she wouldn't...hurt me..right??
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 12:11 PM
How can I hurt you, Siouxie, with my BRAIN FROZEN??????????
*needs a pixie stick, bad*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 12:17 PM
PUNKIN!!! my new BFF!!!
I swear your 'cranky' post wasn't there when I posted mine!
*throws Punking a chocolate-covered gumball*
what flavor pixie stick?? ;-)
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 12:22 PM
oh and danceswithvowels..thanks for clearing the peni/penises/penes debate!
Used in a sentance:
I love penes al dente...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 12:24 PM
Siouxie - I've finished lunch and had cake for dessert. I'm feeling much better.
But I'll still take a chocolate covered pixie stick.
Or a chocolate covered pixie, for that matter.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 12:31 PM
Punkin, you're makin' me hungry.
Is 10:40 too early for lunch?
Posted by: blurk | October 25, 2006 at 12:40 PM
I'm thinking some blogguys should volunteer to go help Punkin warm up.
Posted by: ScottMGS | October 25, 2006 at 12:56 PM
Siouxie - al dante means "to the tooth". No teeth please.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 25, 2006 at 01:02 PM
so true...dente (spanish is diente) I shoulda known...so sorry Layzee!
NO teeths!
Punkin, I don't think they make chocolate covered pixies...but we can ask Dave & Ridley.
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 01:07 PM
Scott - Thanks, but I've got my own "space heater" - my hubby is the best. He even lets me put my cold piggytoes under his legs to warm them.
*is so in love w/ her hubby* :)
Posted by: Punkin "spoiled rotten" Poo | October 25, 2006 at 01:10 PM
As someone who provides similar service (albeit in So Cal), yes, he's a good guy.
Posted by: ScottMGS | October 25, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Punkin, does he have an equally warm legged and sweet brother/friend/co-worker/neighbor/live man for me?
just askin'
*will relocate for
lustlove*Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 01:36 PM
I'll move over and make room, Siouxie.
Posted by: ScottMGS | October 25, 2006 at 01:38 PM
Siouxie - He has only one brother - who is a jerk. They are total opposites. I wouldn't wish him on my worstest enemy.
Sorry.
But if you ever come up to Maine, I'm sure he'll let you warm your piggies, too.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 25, 2006 at 01:40 PM
Thanks Scott! if I'm ever back in SoCal...I'll bring my toes to warm ;-)
Awwwww Punkin...what a sweetie! you may need to defrost ME before though...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 25, 2006 at 01:48 PM
Punkin, I graduated in 1985, the Mrs. in 1986.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 guy) | October 25, 2006 at 02:32 PM
Penes al dente, Siouxie? Would you like Inflatable Meatballs with that?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | October 25, 2006 at 04:39 PM
They need to write "JOHN 3:16" on the shaft.
Posted by: Brad | October 25, 2006 at 05:27 PM
LOL at Meanie. Last time Perdue played USC, it was an epic matchup of Palmer vs. Brees. Palmer and the Trojans came out on top.
Posted by: Brad | October 25, 2006 at 05:30 PM
Chaz: You're right; I only imagined it with the "expletive deleted." I mean, what else fits? Sorry, hope my f bomb didn't offend. Yikes, I'm a mess.
Posted by: twodogsbarking | October 26, 2006 at 11:30 AM
Here!
Posted by: cloverleaf | May 05, 2007 at 09:59 AM
*bumble tackles™ cloverleaf and gives her a smooch*
hiya, sistah!
Posted by: southerngirl | May 05, 2007 at 10:03 AM
oh, and fyi, i bookmarked this as "bozo's place"
:)
Posted by: southerngirl | May 05, 2007 at 10:05 AM
This place is so dark! I'm not mowing this huge lawn! I'll bet the basement floods. I haven't seen any other people wearing kilts in this neighborhood......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 05, 2007 at 10:07 AM
ATTENTION ALL KILTIES SEEKING POINTLESS SATURDAY MORNING ACTIVITIES:
Game on my blog. Actual prizes are possible.*
*"possible" does not mean guaranteed, or even probable, but eh, ya never know
Posted by: KDF | May 05, 2007 at 10:20 AM
*thwacks blue*
are you in need of a mojito, perhaps? ;P
Posted by: southerngirl | May 05, 2007 at 10:21 AM
KDF: please report to your blog and delete my first comment, which was accidently posted before i was done.
thank you, that is all.
Posted by: southerngirl | May 05, 2007 at 10:36 AM
I'm here! I brought insom!
Wish I could participate in KDF's game, but I'm going in to work early b/c whoever was supposed to open the store today didn't show up, and my manager won't get paid for working if she goes in b/c she's already worked her 40 hours this week. So, nice person that I am, I told her I'd go. But I'm going to find out whose fault this is and spray Eau de toilette in their eyes.
*sigh*
Posted by: Bumble | May 05, 2007 at 10:46 AM
*groan*
*drags self and all self's stuff into new Kilt*
*drops it all on the floor and falls onto the Couch 'o "My Body Is A Vile And Terrible Thing Today" with a floomph!*
*weakly raises one hand from prone position*
I'm here.........!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | May 05, 2007 at 12:22 PM
{{sharon}}
um, why are you movin self's stuff?
can't he do it himself?
Posted by: southerngirl | May 05, 2007 at 12:44 PM
Ha...this from the woman who said that joke was getting old....!
If you REALLY loved me you'd pass some of that tekillya over here.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | May 05, 2007 at 01:17 PM
ok, i meant "gettin old" as in, it's now a classic
as in, always funny
at least to me, but then again, i'm easily amused ;)
and c'mon sistah, ya know i love ya!
Posted by: southerngirl | May 05, 2007 at 01:32 PM
*guzzles*
*snuggles*
Posted by: sharon share-alike | May 05, 2007 at 02:26 PM
Beautiful spring day here, perfect for going to our beach house and ...... beating rugs, and other spring cleanup stuff. Just has to be done, but not without proper refreshment.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 05, 2007 at 03:27 PM
Thanks so much for the new Kilt; the other was getting just a wee bit snug around the hips.
Isn't the kilt the traditional garb for Cinco de Mayo celebrations?
Posted by: neophyte | May 05, 2007 at 05:36 PM
Neo -- Yes!!!
Oh, wait... you said... never mind. :)
Posted by: KDF | May 05, 2007 at 07:47 PM
Corrected yes link for my above, improperly linked post.
*sigh*
Posted by: KDF | May 05, 2007 at 07:51 PM
Werks for me!
Posted by: sharon share-alike | May 05, 2007 at 08:21 PM
Worked for me too, but it was the wrong one!!!
*thwacks self*
(don't worry; just a little thwack)
Posted by: KDF | May 05, 2007 at 09:39 PM
Poor guy gettin' thwacked like that all the time. What'd he do now?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | May 05, 2007 at 10:57 PM
Just reading the link in the OP. I have to say, I find this quite fascinating..
"It's great," said Sandberg. "You see it pop up and you're like 'Oh, there it is again.' It adds some excitement because it's just a big (expletive) penis."
I thought (expletive) was one of the main functions of a penis.
Posted by: Kaffy In Disguise (With Glasses) | May 05, 2007 at 11:05 PM
ok, i had a late nite last nite, and just woke up, and haven't had coffee yet, but...
I thought (expletive) was one of the main functions of a penis.
kaffy!!!
that made me *SNOOOORK!*
mornin kilties :)
Posted by: southerngirl | May 06, 2007 at 10:17 AM
Morning, sg! Meet you on the swing, 'k? I'll bring the coffee.
Kaf - *SNORK*
Posted by: KDF | May 06, 2007 at 10:31 AM
*wanders over to swing*
C'mon, Kaffy, you too...it's where the sistahs meet. I've got the benie...begnet...bengi....donuts.
Posted by: sharon share-alike | May 06, 2007 at 11:21 AM
Sidenote: Kiltie men are always welcome, too, as long as they
misbehave themselves and bring along a food and/or beverage offering. Aw heck, no offering required. Just everybody bring your ownselves and enjoy the morning air and good comp'ny. :)Posted by: KDF | May 06, 2007 at 11:51 AM
*pops in*
Did someone say donuts?
Posted by: Bumble | May 06, 2007 at 12:45 PM
Did someone say go nuts? I can do that!
Oh, donuts... well, yumm... n never mind!
*wanders over to where Sharon's swingin' with the sistahs*
Posted by: Kaffy In Disguise (With Glasses) | May 06, 2007 at 01:37 PM
*escapes from captivity*
*realizes, huge radiating mounds of final exams wait for him*
*unescapes*
Posted by: insomniac | May 06, 2007 at 01:40 PM
Moving announcement has been sent, and to avoid problems with the link I only provided a link to the y site, where there is a link to here. YAY! for the Y site to keep in contact with those busy folks who have little time to
wastehang out at the Kilt.Posted by: Sarah J | May 06, 2007 at 01:40 PM
whoo hoo!
sistah party on the swing!
beverages of your choice will be provided
and like kay said, kiltie guys are welcome, too. :)
Posted by: southerngirl | May 06, 2007 at 01:47 PM