Dave Barry's Blog: WHAT GUYS NEED

October 26, 2006

WHAT GUYS NEED

They need Woody's.

(Thanks to ubetcha)

Posted by Dave on October 26, 2006 at 08:42 AM | Permalink

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peace, love, and just pull the pin.

sounds like somethin other than a deodorant spray, if ya ask me.

and ya didn't.

Posted by: southerngirl | October 26, 2006 at 08:44 AM

cool. haven't been here in days, and i was FIRST.

sweet.

Posted by: southerngirl | October 26, 2006 at 08:45 AM

Hey Dave - Sorry to say, but I doubt HS will allow this grenade-like deodorant on the plane either.

But points to guys for trying to not stink.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 26, 2006 at 08:46 AM

hey, punkin...don't ya think us female-type persons would be more in need of a "woody"?

just a thought.

Posted by: southerngirl | October 26, 2006 at 08:47 AM

I'm full up. (tee hee) But I guess, in theory, you are correct, S-girl!

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 26, 2006 at 08:48 AM

To quote Elaine: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 26, 2006 at 08:49 AM

1) I thought a woody was something else entirely.

2) So I don't need to shower or do my laundry? I just spray this cr@p all over everything? And this will get me a girl? I'm glad I had (and have) better hygiene when I met my wife.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 26, 2006 at 08:52 AM

*Sprays shirt*
*Waits for babes*

Why didn't anyone tell me it was so easy?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 26, 2006 at 08:53 AM

Apparently, before the spray, no one dared get close enough to you, Meanie.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 26, 2006 at 08:57 AM

MtB ... it's NOT this easy ... trust me ...

Posted by: O the U(manity) | October 26, 2006 at 08:58 AM

(considers buying this product for his son)...(remembers the "body wash" stank that his son prefers)...(throws up his hands)

Posted by: mudstuffin | October 26, 2006 at 09:02 AM

*passes mud a towel, since he threw up in his hands*

Posted by: southerngirl | October 26, 2006 at 09:05 AM

wonders if there's a girlie version. not that i've ever taken a shirt from the clothes basket before, but you, know, just in case.

Posted by: crossgirl | October 26, 2006 at 09:06 AM

But, Punkin, I was following all the instructions on this. It was supposed to be sure-fire....

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 26, 2006 at 09:08 AM

Oh Meanie. Poor, lonely Meanie.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 26, 2006 at 09:10 AM

Yea - a post for me!

Posted by: ubetcha | October 26, 2006 at 09:12 AM

I drive a fithy-figh wagon and we call it a Woody
Stench city, here we come
You know it holds all my laundry, it's an oldie but a goodie
Stench city, here we come
Oh well I load up the back seat with my old gym clothes
You better sit up front unless you dig b.o....

Posted by: Stevie W | October 26, 2006 at 09:23 AM

Mm-m-m-m... pheromones!

Posted by: estrogen centrale | October 26, 2006 at 09:26 AM

bwaaahaa, stevie. and dont guys always have woodies, or isnt that their aspiration for, like, all the time...... and the article crashed my internet explorer. boohoo.

Posted by: queensbee | October 26, 2006 at 09:27 AM

I wonder if I can still get my money back on these Chick Magnets™. They haven't done diddly for me either.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 26, 2006 at 09:29 AM

Good morning all!! hmmm what's that smell???

*takes a whiff*

oh Meanie???? 'cmere ya sexy thang!!!

Posted by: Siouxie | October 26, 2006 at 09:32 AM

Whoa! I'm about to get a clue! 'Bout time, no?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 26, 2006 at 09:34 AM

"Wake up and smell the pheromones, Shrek!"

Posted by: Donkey | October 26, 2006 at 09:43 AM

I understand the scent of In-N-Out works well, depending on your target.