THIS CANNOT BE GOOD
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If they ever gets guns we're doomed.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | October 31, 2006 at 09:20 AM
Just don't bury your guns in your back yard.
Posted by: Just Ducky | October 31, 2006 at 09:21 AM
This is nothing. When they start dealing, we need to worry.
Posted by: Dr Acula | October 31, 2006 at 09:25 AM
'Scuze me, but what appreciable difference in behaviour can you see between squirrels on or off crack???
I mean, besides the increase in gun violence.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 09:25 AM
"Dude, get away from my nuts, or I'll go all crystal meth on your a$$."
Posted by: KDF | October 31, 2006 at 09:30 AM
"Crack Squirrels" WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 31, 2006 at 09:31 AM
OOOOOOHHH! NOW I understand "Jimmy crack corn"!!!!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! NOW I understand "Jimmy crack corn"!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 09:35 AM
*damnable bot*
*goes digging thru garden in search of, um, ahh, radishes, yeah, radishes...*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 09:38 AM
I'm ODing on all these new threads. This one is from me but somehow my real name was used to protect the not-so-innocent.
How come there aren't a lot of crack dogs out there?
Posted by: ubetcha | October 31, 2006 at 09:39 AM
I can't imagine telling my drug dealing upline (or whatever you call 'em) that I lost my stash to squirrels...
Posted by: Laurie | October 31, 2006 at 09:42 AM
ubetcha, I've seen plenty of dogs sniffin crack. Just sayin.....
Posted by: casey | October 31, 2006 at 09:42 AM
“Just an hour earlier I’d seen a squirrel digging in the flower-beds.
probally trippin' or something...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2006 at 09:54 AM
yo squirrels on crack is so wiggedy-wack
they aggressive they attack get that rodent off my back digging up my garden and they ruined my a-zal-eas and it p1ssed off my wife who got a kitchen knife and went balistic on they furry a55 and some a them is in the past tense they best get wise as you've surmised my blushing bride do homicide on they furry hide if they
keep on digging what's good, in the neighborhood
keep on digging what's good, in the neighborhood
they ain't no good, ain't no account smokin' drinkin forties in the tree where they hang out getting with the girl squirrel who charges by the hour my wife look out the window and she begin to glower but she held back until they found crack and assaulted her tomatoes then she blew her stack - I know better than that - don't mess the ladies garden or you gonna get wacked we got squirrel for lunch and squirrel for dinner my toothpick remove bits of furry little sinner, I
keep on digging what's good, in the neighborhood
keep on digging what's good, in the neighborhood
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 31, 2006 at 10:00 AM
M-Stuff is IN DA HOUSE!!
oh and Yo!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2006 at 10:03 AM
mud, while you are immensely talented, you are also very, very bad.
i feel bad for the squirrels. the crack heads on the other hand can fry in hell. if you are stupid enough to get into that crap, try to just fry your own brains, leave the poor little fuzzy buggers out of it.
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 31, 2006 at 10:05 AM
wiggedy-wack indeed
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 10:07 AM
DAY-am, Mud - good stuffin!
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 31, 2006 at 10:23 AM
this is why i hide my crack with jeans
Posted by: TCK | October 31, 2006 at 11:10 AM
How many people suddenly took up "gardening" after that article?
Posted by: Beppie | October 31, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Sorry, Beppie - can't stay and ch@t.....gotta finish planting my crack bulbs.
*hoping for an early spring crop*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 12:39 PM
Squirrels crack me up.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 31, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Layzee, be glad squirrels arent up your crack.
Posted by: casey | October 31, 2006 at 03:18 PM
I note that the dateline on this story is today, but the story its ownself seems familiar ... wuzn't this blogged before, as published by some other paper?
Or ... mebbe I'm havin' a crack-induced hangover and imagined that I saw into the future, from the past, which is now today ...
Whut
ever ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | October 31, 2006 at 11:41 PM