QUESTION FROM A GUY IN A HOTEL SHOWER, SQUINTING TO READ SOME TINY PRINT
When the hell did shampoo become "Hair Wash with Thyme and Sage?"
Hair wash? With thyme and sage?
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Hey, at least it wasn't horse shampoo.
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 23, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Just in case you needed that extra bit of seasoning the food was lacking.
Posted by: DavetheRed | October 23, 2006 at 09:43 AM
I'd be upset too. They left out the parsley and rosemary.
Posted by: Gary | October 23, 2006 at 09:49 AM
Use that product and it doesn't take so long to achieve wisdom.
*groan*
Posted by: blurk | October 23, 2006 at 09:52 AM
Lather
Rinse
Season stew
Repeat
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 23, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Same time that the price went from $1.79 to $6.89.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 23, 2006 at 09:56 AM
*SNORK*@Gary.
And I concur with Meanie the Blue.
Posted by: KOW | October 23, 2006 at 09:57 AM
what? ya'll don't cook in the shower?
Posted by: crossgirl | October 23, 2006 at 09:59 AM
My initial reaction: If you're blogging from the shower, I hope your laptop's waterproof.
Posted by: LadyBug | October 23, 2006 at 10:00 AM
This is so the roaches under the pillows have some flavoring when they snack on your hair.
You thought this was for your benefit?
Posted by: Somewhere North | October 23, 2006 at 10:00 AM
They probably thought you'd enjoy a snack while you were getting ready for your day.
Posted by: Otterboy | October 23, 2006 at 10:05 AM
Blurk- Haha, just got it.
Posted by: Otterboy | October 23, 2006 at 10:08 AM
Squinting at the label on my new jacket, I told my wife it said "machine wash spiously with live mazonaplats."
I thought she would know what it meant, but evidently these were not standard laundry terms.
Posted by: pogo | October 23, 2006 at 10:08 AM
Parsley and Rosemary Body Wash
Are you goin' to wash out thy hair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember, Dear, also wash thine ears
Then you'll be a true love of mine
Posted by: MOTW | October 23, 2006 at 10:08 AM
applause MOTW! um, do the shampoo come with some chips, or popcorn, or gummy bears or something? just sage and chives, or whatever?
Posted by: queensbee | October 23, 2006 at 10:13 AM
I never thought to use "hair wash" in my ears, that'll save some time. Grooming tips for maturing male-type persons.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | October 23, 2006 at 10:17 AM
It wasn't shampoo - it was stuffing. You should have been applying it at the other end.
Easy mistake to make.
Posted by: Dr Acula | October 23, 2006 at 10:19 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMM..........Dave smells like Thanksgiving.....drooooooool......
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 23, 2006 at 10:23 AM
Dave, I don't care what the directions say, DO NOT stick your head in an oven.
Bad things will happen.
Posted by: blurk | October 23, 2006 at 11:18 AM
TOTALLY OFF-TOPIC PROUD FATHER POST
My son's soccer team (defending champs, of which I am head coach, the Diamondbacks (why did it have to be snakes?)) just finished the first half of the season (up north here we stop playing soccer for a couple of months till the ground thaws again) once again, undefeated!! Whoo-Hoo!
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Congrats, mudstuff
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 23, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Congrats to you and the team, mud.
That certainly calls for a little braggin'.
Posted by: blurk | October 23, 2006 at 11:34 AM
NOT-SO-PROUD ON TOPIC POST
My son, the same one, likes to use a "body wash" (whatever that is) called "Bludgeon" or "Head Trauma" or "Axe Murder" or something like that, which you would think would smell at least vaugely masculine, but actually smells like a flight attendant named "Brutus" IYGMD, NTTAWWT. He is not allowed to use this product in my shower, as I don't want the lingering fumes to cling to my person.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 11:36 AM
I believe you're referring to Axe???
Congrats on the team's victory!
Dave, add a little mayo and you've got a nice salad dressing which will also double as conditioner...just sayin'
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 11:42 AM
Sooo, our brilliant and insightful leader is finally getting around to reading the instructions on his shampoo.
*Lather, rinse, baste every 30 minutes until the skin is golden brown*
Posted by: random thunking | October 23, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Add a little turkey and dressing and you are set to go!
Posted by: Beppie | October 23, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Dave,
Look, I realize that you're not Mr. Metrosexual (thank goodness), but, honey, you are the most body products challenged individual that I have ever heard of. If Mrs. Blog shops for your needs, I gotta' give her major kudos for trying.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | October 23, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Eau de mudstuffin jr
The teenage body spray Axe
Its malodorous fume-wave attacks
In vain do I fight,
adole’scent’ is right,
(I’d rather have a full-body wax)
At soccer, dear boy, you excel
Indeed, sharing paternal braincells
You have many fine virtues
It’s a shame that you should lose
Based upon the way that you do smell
Posted by: MOTW | October 23, 2006 at 01:46 PM
Thanks, MOTW, I'll share that with the boy. It's sure to get an eye-roll.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:12 PM
Perhaps the hotel didn't want to label it "shampoo" in case guests thought the hotel couldn't afford the real thing.
Posted by: Ross | October 23, 2006 at 02:23 PM
Were you going to Scarborough fair?
Posted by: Jeff | October 23, 2006 at 06:40 PM