SHIP OF STOOLS
Stay off the poop deck.
(Thanks to Wyo)
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Stay off the poop deck.
(Thanks to Wyo)
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The comments thing doesn't seem to be working. We have absolutely no idea what to do are working on this problem.
UPDATE: OK, apparently the way to fix the broken comments thing is to post an advisory that the comments thing is broken.
Give it up for Dip Chiti.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
The trailer comes out tomorrow. But we don't need no trailer. We have Steve.
Since we posted one just for women, we have to post this Good News For Men also.
(Thanks to CoastRaven)
So I'm waiting to get on the plane, and the pilots arrive at the gate, and
as they walk past, one of them says to the other -- this is a direct quote
-- "Hey, it flew in, it'll fly out."
In response to many requests, we bring you the following important information:
"The main stage will be at Sunset Drive and 58th Ave."
Also:
On-street metered parking is available on SW 73 St and SW 74 St - east of South Dixie Highway.
There is a a municipal lot at SW 58 Ave and SW 71 St.
And, $5/day parking is available at First National Bank of South Miami, SW 73 St at SW 58 Ave
Don't. Just don't.
(Thanks to AmerInParis)
We report; you decide.
(Thanks to DavCat14)
VAGUELY RELATED LINK: Why Dogs Hate Halloween
(Thanks to Barbara Condenzio)
UPDATE: Now dogs are fighting back.
(Also thanks to DavCat14)
UPDATE RELATED TO THE FIRST ITEM AND HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH DOGS: Worst Halloween-Yard-Decoration Concept Ever
(Thanks to Nachum "Nachum Hurvitz" Hurvitz)
One can learn.
(Thanks to Neva Cheatwood)
...to the Daily Barometer.
(Thanks to Dan Traylor, editor)
...is observed with special rigor when the person involved is deceased.
(Thanks to Mike Zlotnick)
In which the s.b. reports that approximately 30 people are way smarter than we are (having solved the puzzle without receiving the solution from the people who created it). You too can still win a coupon and some other stuff. Just click the link, and do whatever it is that will solve the puzzle. (We would tell you what that is, but we lost the email with the answers, and we don't remember how it works.)
Sir --
Thank you for going out of town. We are happy to be able to blog this item while you are away. Do not click the link, please, sir. You are already using fruity shampoo.
In grateful appreciation --
All the ladies of the blog
(Thanks to annette gaudreau)
Guys have confidence in technology.
When the hell did shampoo become "Hair Wash with Thyme and Sage?"
Hair wash? With thyme and sage?
We are too late to bid on these official 24 thigh-shot pants.
(Thanks to Joe Wurdack)
The Toronto snake is still missing. However, Slim has been found, as has a rental-van constrictor.
Be on the lookout for a special guest pundit on this week's show.
When this woman says it's bedtime, it is bedtime.
(Thanks to MOTW)
(Thanks to Matt Blackstone)
Check out the specs on this baby.
(Also thanks to Claire Martin)
UPDATE (Via Gizmodo): The Bottom Buddy
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
...we have these developments.
(Thanks to many people)
Consider the Dog Toilet.
The story about the Marquette University Humor Impairment Zone apparently made the news last night.
Update: Another story here.
Update: And here.
No more tag at Willett Elementary.
Key Quote: "I've witnessed enough near collisions."
(Thanks to Brian Andrews)
This blog responds: iGallop.
(Thanks to Sthnbelle)
The world-famous and sometimes terrifying Herald Hunt will take place in South Miami Sunday, Oct. 29, starting at noon. There will be complete instructions in that day's Miami Herald. If you're not familiar with the Hunt, you can find tons of information at the official Hunt site and at this amazing site, maintained by Andy Wenzel, a.k.a. Andy The TropicHunt.com Guy. (His nickname dates back to when it was known as the Tropic Hunt.) Thanks, Andy!
We know many of you Hunters are already deranged excited about this year's Hunt, and we decided to give you a chance to stretch your brains a little by trying to solve an online, pre-Hunt puzzle. If you solve it, you'll win a coupon worth a dollar off the official 2006 Herald Hunt T-shirt. You'll also get a chance to win four T-shirts, and a coupon from our sponsors, Bodies.
Speaking of bodies, here's a hint for solving the puzzle:
As you are no doubt aware (Ha!) this is a statue by the artist Botero. Seems a bit incomplete, doesn't it? Which brings us to the name of our online puzzle: In Search of the Total Man. To solve it, you need to go to the Miami Herald site, MiamiHerald.com. We've hidden four clues on that site; once you find them, you should be able to figure out the puzzle. Or not! Good luck.
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
We will be unable to provide a link to this item.
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Get the facts.
(Thanks to Peter "Elegant Rap Fan" Flanagan)
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(Thanks to Dave Naithani from Germany)
Yeah, okay, but don't you agree that anyone who eats this deserves exactly what he or she gets?
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
(Thanks to Jeff Arch)
Does this mean we lost?