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Let me be the FIRST to say well, duh! Maybe you should wash some more. Just sayin'.
Posted by: MareBear | October 30, 2006 at 05:39 PM
i must not be very mature, cuz i laughed.
Posted by: southerngirl | October 30, 2006 at 05:47 PM
Then someone needs to go to Costco and by some toliet paper.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | October 30, 2006 at 05:48 PM
Okay, guys. It's no fun to be first if no one sees it. I guess y'all are all on your way home. Only another half-hour for me.
Or is the blog still in a time warp? If so, can I request it please be after the election so I know the state of my employment (I work in politics) and those blasted ads will stop running?? Pretty please?
Posted by: MareBear | October 30, 2006 at 05:48 PM
Leave it to the guy who played Maxwell Smart to find this one.
Not the same guy? Sorry about that, Chief.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 30, 2006 at 05:48 PM
The thing that scares me writer is that Don Adams died over a year ago. Which begs one of two questions...
How backed up is the blogs in box?
or and this is more likely seeing how it is Halloween.
How cool is the blogs Ouija board?
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | October 30, 2006 at 06:02 PM
Ah, the old Ouija board trick. Would you believe...
...that I actually do a really good Don Adams (the dead one) impression? With his voice, I get three characters for the effort of one: Maxwell Smart, Inspector Gadget and Tennessee Tuxedo.
It was a good trick to have back when I was in radio. As a writer, not so much.
Posted by: WriterDude | October 30, 2006 at 06:48 PM
*snork* at Uranus
Posted by: diverdowndoc | October 30, 2006 at 08:12 PM
"...a reason for the recent spate of activity on Uranus...the planet is “tipped on its side”"
"which may have some people scratching their heads and asking “Why do I think I’ve seen that before?” "
"These are interesting times, indeed, for Uranus watchers."
Sorry. Having a totally juvenile snorkfest with this one.
Posted by: Cat R. | October 30, 2006 at 08:13 PM
If they're lookin' at Uranus, mebbe they've got a hairy eyeball?
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | October 30, 2006 at 08:17 PM
(Hey, merely 'cuz I'm Old doesn't mean I'm mature ... at least ... some - er - most of the time ...)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | October 30, 2006 at 08:18 PM
I wonder if there is life on Uranus? Maybe Nasa needs to send a probe to Uranus?
Posted by: dazzle | October 30, 2006 at 08:39 PM
Something is very wrong here, I just can't put my finger on it.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2006 at 08:57 PM
CH - that could very probably be a good thing ... to not put your finger on ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | October 30, 2006 at 10:23 PM
...I see a dead 'rhoid and I want it painted black...
Posted by: Stevie W | October 31, 2006 at 02:17 AM
Yeah... no fingering Uranus, OtheU
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | October 31, 2006 at 07:09 AM
B VK - ... um ... yeah, IMHO ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | October 31, 2006 at 08:37 AM
uranus should be seen by a dr, to make sure that it doesnt have some dreaded disease. and thank U OtheU for a veddy good giggle. guess i'm not too mature either. teehee.
Posted by: queensbee | October 31, 2006 at 09:19 AM
I can't believe no one has dusted off the old "Clingons around Uranus" joke yet.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 31, 2006 at 10:35 AM
WriterDude, I think you have to follow that up with something along the lines of, "How about that I can do a decent impersonation of a corpse?"
(Why isn't Get Smart out on DVD yet?)
But I have to quote A. Whitney Brown on this one. "How can you trust a news media that would change the pronunciation of a planet's name just because it's embarrassing to say on television? People are mature. They aren't going to break out giggling just because Dan Rather announces that scientists have discovered dark rings around Uranus."
Posted by: Estelle Chauvelin | October 31, 2006 at 10:36 AM
Uranus is a gaseous giant!
Posted by: vladias | October 31, 2006 at 06:28 PM
EC -- I think it is --
NO, not "dark rings around Uranus" ... the Get Smart series on DVD ... mebbe I'm dreamin' or somethin' ... but it seems as if I saw this advertised somewhere ... could be worng, of course, but the face is familiar ... (to coin a phrase) ...
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 01, 2006 at 08:25 AM
Something is very wrong here, I just can't put my finger on it.
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