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Posted by: SippiFoxHunter | October 31, 2006 at 03:41 PM
wouldn't that hurt?
Posted by: wickedwitch | October 31, 2006 at 03:41 PM
Suuurrrrrreeee-they say that now.
Posted by: Cheryl June-with-a-Cleaver Howard | October 31, 2006 at 03:44 PM
First Three Mile Island. Now this. The Pennsylvania Department Of Tourism has been thrown into chaos.
Posted by: eeeek centrale | October 31, 2006 at 03:51 PM
Yuck. I'm _sure_ it's not cancerous or anything. No big deal..... Just don't let your children ever play outside again. Or have recess. And all those dying plants in your garden, that's just... uh, the hole in the ozone layer. Yeah. That's it. And we had nothing to do with _that_....
Posted by: Nightingale | October 31, 2006 at 03:51 PM
Punkin, please note that I made no comment about the name of the county...
Posted by: eeeek centrale | October 31, 2006 at 03:53 PM
The NFL has just announced that the Pittsburgh Steelers will be moving to Kilauea - heck, that's only lava.
Posted by: eeeek centrale | October 31, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Beaver County near Raccoon Township? Is that anywhere near Leming Trail and Prairie-dog Lookout? What about the wombats? Why doesn't anyone ever care about the freakin wombats?
Posted by: casey | October 31, 2006 at 04:01 PM
Points for restraint to ec!
Now..... *ahem*
So how much friction do you need to get a beaver to smoke?
(I have no willpower, ec)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 04:05 PM
Water ,lime,calcium,coal soot,and other chemicals spewing over the surrounding area.Not to worry.Wash your hands ,face,wear a dust mask,take a bath in neutralizer and run like heck to get out of Beaver County.Are there real people running this plant?
Posted by: ron | October 31, 2006 at 04:05 PM
Ironically, these are the girls I was always attracted to as a teenage boy, until I found out about the beaver emissions, of course...
Posted by: Scott | October 31, 2006 at 04:08 PM
No willpower and apparently not much into the whole "practice what you preach" belief either...
Posted by: eeeek centrale | October 31, 2006 at 04:12 PM
uh, I was referring to how much mechanical friction, in the plant, to cause an overheating condit....oh who am I trying to kid....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 04:22 PM
No one here, m'dear...
Posted by: eeeek centrale | October 31, 2006 at 04:40 PM
I've been to Beave...thats not a joke...its Near Willow Grove PA.
I got some Beaver in Beaver as they have a small collge there...Beaver College...also not a joke
Posted by: Chaz | October 31, 2006 at 04:42 PM
I hope you used protection. You know...washed your face and hands.
Posted by: Cheryl June-with-a-Cleaver Howard | October 31, 2006 at 04:46 PM
Heh. I'm sitting in Beaverton. No, really.
Posted by: Bloody Hands | October 31, 2006 at 05:04 PM
Howdy from Bend (-over-again) Bloody Hands!
Posted by: Cheryl June-with-a-Cleaver Howard | October 31, 2006 at 05:15 PM
Happy Halloween everyone! TTFN
Posted by: estrogen centrale | October 31, 2006 at 05:22 PM
I'm willing to believe the officials - just as soon as they move their families into the core of the affected area.
In the meantime, it's good to hear the official advice for dealing with dirty Beavers.
Posted by: KCSteve | October 31, 2006 at 05:25 PM
Smokestacks spewing on beavers.
Wash the residue from your face and hands.
Ahem.
*moves on to the next thread*
Posted by: blurk | October 31, 2006 at 05:35 PM
Chaz, Beaver college actually changed their name to Arcadia University. They never said why.
Posted by: Art Vandelay | October 31, 2006 at 06:06 PM
Good thing I missed this thread...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 31, 2006 at 08:12 PM
Putting smokestacks in Beaver... isn't that what Clinton admitted to doing? Were they Cuban smokestacks?
Posted by: Baron VonKlyff | November 01, 2006 at 08:21 AM
Sometimes a cigar is ... just a cigar ...
Sigmund Freud
(or W.C. Fields, or Groucho Marx, or George Burns ... one of them ... mebbe ...)
Posted by: OtheU(manity) | November 01, 2006 at 08:35 AM
I think we all oughtta be more concerned with Dave posting all these beaver/snake threads....issues, much?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | November 01, 2006 at 09:25 AM
It's good to know that here in the great state of PA my smokestack can spew emissions into Beaver without repurcussion.
OtheU - Groucho said the following while interviewing a woman with 12 kids:
"12 children? Why?"
"Because I like it.
"Well, I like my cigar but sometimes I take it out of my mouth."
Posted by: Layzeeboy | November 01, 2006 at 10:22 AM