CONGRATULATIONS!
This motorist had officially qualified for a Florida Driver's License.
(Thanks to Addicted to 24)
UPDATE: She could even drive a bus!
(Thanks to Gretchen DeJarnett)
UPDATE: This woman clearly resides in the wrong state.
(Thanks to muffles)
I think I've seen that driver around here...
Posted by: Just Ducky | October 31, 2006 at 09:16 AM
first to say this looks like a reasonable parking place to me!
Posted by: crossgirl | October 31, 2006 at 09:16 AM
An Olympic sport of the future is born. Stairdriving.
Posted by: Dr Acula | October 31, 2006 at 09:17 AM
My grampa once parked INSIDE the convenience store.
He found it more convenient, I guess.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 31, 2006 at 09:28 AM
Out here, I blame it on all the drive through liquor stores.
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | October 31, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Clearly, the kid with the bus has a future as a transit driver. Of course, though, being polite and a careful driver, he'll never get the job.
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 31, 2006 at 09:40 AM
So, what kind of idiots climb into a bus driven by a 15 year old kid, with no uniform? Didn't anyone have a clue?
Posted by: casey | October 31, 2006 at 09:47 AM
casey, they saw him but got on anyway, so I ask you?
I sent that Indiana story in too. Both versions are lacking in one way: no pictures.
Is it true the 20 year old's last words were:
"RAMMING SPEED!"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2006 at 09:49 AM
The SUV on the stairs...why didn't she just back up? Just sayin'.
Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 31, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Seattle police didn't have details about what happened, but said the rain caused several accidents downtown this morning.
um, they dont have details?? duh, the car was down a stairwell. and doesnt it rain out there all the time?? i guess they're just not used to it. sheesh.
and why or how could anyone get on a big ole bus with a kid driving?? what is wrong there?
Posted by: queensbee | October 31, 2006 at 11:20 AM
The first story says nothing about the sex of the driver; in the second it's a pubescent boy. So where do you get off saying that all this bad driving is due to a woman? The only woman involved is in the third story?
Posted by: Dr. Doug | October 31, 2006 at 12:11 PM
It is Orlando after all. The Passengers may have thouthe it was a Disney™ Audio-Animatronic™ Figure.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | October 31, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Darn the typos and full speed ahead. Change the thouthe to though
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | October 31, 2006 at 12:12 PM
"I think it's fair to say the customer did not meet the required criteria," said Greg Cook, a Bureau of Motor Vehicles spokesman.
Gee, do you think he was able to say this with a straight face?
Posted by: DimWitte | October 31, 2006 at 01:07 PM
The 15-year-old driving the bus gave himself away when he was driving the bus on schedule and was pleasant to customers.
The driver was just trying to find a drive-up Starbucks.
Posted by: Heinrich the Rat | October 31, 2006 at 01:14 PM
Yeah, the woman 'apparently drove down a stairwell' because you know, the car could have gotten there any one of a number of ways. Those crack squirrels could have been shaking down the SUV in search of their morning fix, for example.
Posted by: Mrs. Wheezer | October 31, 2006 at 01:25 PM