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October 30, 2006

CALLING MR. CRUISE

Your ride is here.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by on October 30, 2006 at 10:54 AM |

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Good one lol!

Posted by: anon | October 30, 2006 at 10:55 AM

wonders how big an omelette you can make with a squid egg.

Posted by: crossgirl | October 30, 2006 at 10:56 AM

Is that a baby picture of Tom?

Is that the "Jack Sack"?

Posted by: Punkin "inquiring minds want to know" Poo | October 30, 2006 at 10:56 AM

I think it is, in fact, a beach ball.

Posted by: billinbossier | October 30, 2006 at 10:58 AM

I think it's a thigh bone in a dry cleaner's bag. All that's left of someone that paid no attention to the 'Do Not Put Over Your Head' notice.

Posted by: CJrun | October 30, 2006 at 11:04 AM

Steve: RoboEdgar!

Punkin: No, JackSack™ can be found on my person here. It was a bit shy, so you don't see most of it.

Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 30, 2006 at 11:07 AM

Yes, CJ, I quite agree.

Posted by: Punkin Poo, CSI | October 30, 2006 at 11:08 AM

Nice sack, Andy. (tee hee)

Is that a European carryall?

Posted by: Punkin Poo, CSI | October 30, 2006 at 11:09 AM

No, it's ALL AMERICAN, baby! ;)

Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | October 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM

*Reconsiders asking for an invite to Crossgirl's for breakfast*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 11:14 AM

(Psssssssstttt - Meanie - don't ask what's in the sausage!)

Posted by: Punkin Poo, CSI | October 30, 2006 at 11:28 AM

MMmmmmmm. *wanders, inspired, towards kitchen to build a squid spicy sausage omlette*

Posted by: CJrun | October 30, 2006 at 11:30 AM

It's Rover from The Prisoner. Number 6 must have escaped again.

Posted by: Wendi with an "i" | October 30, 2006 at 11:40 AM

I am not a number! I am a free man!

Posted by: (Well, Cheap Anyway) | October 30, 2006 at 11:54 AM

Oooooh Kay... So what's the oosik doing in the middle of the egg sack?

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 30, 2006 at 12:09 PM

Scott...
Ambergris = whale vomit???

Posted by: billinbossier | October 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM

{cool - the blog clock has been eaten, partially digested, and regurgitated by the stupid daylight savings time adjustment.}

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 30, 2006 at 12:12 PM

It's probably one of those pods from "Cocoon."

Quick! We need Steve Guttenberg right away!

(Man, I never thought I would be typing that last sentence in my lifetime).

Posted by: Clark Kent | October 30, 2006 at 12:14 PM

It's probably one of those pods from "Cocoon."

Quick! We need Steve Guttenberg right away!

(Man, I never thought I would be typing that last sentence in my lifetime).

Posted by: Clark Kent | October 30, 2006 at 12:14 PM

broken. Blog is enter Here All hope. Ye Abandon

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 12:39 PM

All your mysterious gelatinous space ball base are belong to us!

Posted by: casey | October 30, 2006 at 12:53 PM

*waves* hi, Andy and Siouxie !

Posted by: MOTW | October 30, 2006 at 01:00 PM

Meanie - I was thinking that earlier, I mean...later, I think. Or maybe I thought you were thinking that.

gelatinous blob - there's one of these in the Great Salt Lake - they harvest it to make jello salad.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:01 PM

yes, Meanie, they are.

Posted by: MOTW | October 30, 2006 at 01:01 PM

I predict that Meanie will hallucinate at 1:16 pm.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:02 PM

Ambergris? Considering how valuable* that stuff is, he's going to kick himself for not dragging it home.

(*In a weird, sick way.)

OTOH, has anyone seen Walter recently?

Posted by: ScottMGS | October 30, 2006 at 01:03 PM

First!!

(in case this gets moved up)

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:03 PM

I predict Meanie will wonder if he is hallucinating again....

Posted by: Punkin "Psychic" Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:03 PM

anyone who wants to simul with Meanie, you have about 10 minutes.
-and yes, being psychic is fun - I knew you were gonna ask that.
-and no, Scott, I haven't seen Walter. I believe he's resting for his big night tomorrow night, trick or treating. He's still trying to figure out how to hold the bag.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:04 PM

Duck the What?!!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:05 PM

Is it yesterday yet?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:06 PM

Meanie - It's yesterday again.

Posted by: Punkin "Psychic" Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:08 PM

What the heck does simul mean in this context?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:08 PM

Gets late early doesn't it? Must be Dazelight Saving Time.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:09 PM

Meanie - I guess one of us is faking it.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:10 PM

At 1:16 I'd sure like to time travel to earlier, like, say 1:16.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:10 PM

Is the universe collapsing? Should I buy stock in Enron?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:10 PM

Meanie - it's quite rude of you to skip ahead of us like that. Cheater, cheater, punkin eater. (nooo, not that way!0

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:13 PM

*Books next/previous flight to Miami with Hunt answers*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:14 PM

Punkin - Meanie just got in trouble for time travel. And now you?! I'm gonna tell Father Time on you.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:15 PM

Awwww crap!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Punkin "blogging from the future" Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:15 PM

Am I hallucinating (again), or are comments undergoing spontaneous reordering?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:16 PM

Ok....I'm freaking out.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:17 PM

Look out for the gelatinous time-curdling space blobs!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:17 PM

Ok....the blog bot just asked me to verify my post by typing in the letters I see....but there WERE NO LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Am I dead?)

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:18 PM

It's later when you think.

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 01:19 PM

Heh. Who's for ambushing Punkin at 2:14? Blurk? You out there, buddy?

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 01:20 PM

I hope this is the right link for a really appropriate ear worm. My firewall is protecting me again, so I can't be sure.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 30, 2006 at 01:22 PM

Annie - doesn't the bag just sort of hang down below an oosik? Just askin'.

Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 30, 2006 at 01:22 PM

*AntPostticipates Manilow-free times*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:24 PM

Clean Hands,
I'm here but I don't know about ambushing Punkin. I'm afraid I may end up in some weird time warp and miss Halloween.

I really like candy.

Posted by: blurk | October 30, 2006 at 01:24 PM

Layzeeboy - you have obviously done your homework on this topic.
Blurkie - who is Candy?

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:27 PM

Crossgirl!! What the hell was in that sausage???!!!!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:27 PM

The blog has entered the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Just Ducky | October 30, 2006 at 01:28 PM

*Thinks she'll be wearing her Viking chest plate and waving sharp sword at, oh, say, 2:14.*

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:31 PM

AWBH, I already told you; she's Miss Halloween.

Posted by: blurk | October 30, 2006 at 01:31 PM

Alrighty......I'm off to begin Halloween Prep.

Please say hello to me when I arrive and make a totally senseless comment at 2:14.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 30, 2006 at 01:33 PM

The gelatinous mutating blog strikes again!

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 01:36 PM

Underground Atlasphere, anyone?

Posted by: New Tractor Smell | October 30, 2006 at 01:45 PM

It's 1:45 pm. Do you know where your comments are?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:47 PM

♬♪♫ Well hello, Dali! ♬♪♫

Posted by: KDF | October 30, 2006 at 01:52 PM

Who set this blog on "shuffle"?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 01:55 PM

*curls up in a ball, rolls back in time*

Posted by: KDF | October 30, 2006 at 02:02 PM

Jeez, blurk, tell everybody, whydoncha!

Posted by: Candy | October 30, 2006 at 02:04 PM

The new, improved "random posting order" feature of the blog does make it a little bit less convenient to see who's said what since the last time you checked it, but it's more than compensated for by the greater than usual dose of hillarity that results.

Is that a draft, Punkin?

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 02:12 PM

*prepares for the end*

Posted by: KDF | October 30, 2006 at 02:13 PM

Getting closer...

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 02:13 PM

*Time-hugs Punkin*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 02:14 PM

Meanie - Better watch out - at 1:16 you and you will meet in time. One of you may not survive.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | October 30, 2006 at 02:14 PM

Ha! Gotcha, Punkin! *smooch* :-D

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 02:14 PM

Hey, why won't my shirt fit me now?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 02:16 PM

It's just a jump to the left.
And then a step to the right.
With your hands on your hips.
You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane.

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 30, 2006 at 02:32 PM

*sobs* I'm so confuzzled!

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 02:34 PM

1:22, 2:32 DPC - great reference, and the best unnecessary use of tap dancing in the history of film!

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 02:35 PM

s.......did i miss anything?

Posted by: crossgirl | October 30, 2006 at 02:41 PM

There once was a Punkin named Poo,
Who tinkered with Meanie the Blue.
They messed up the time,
But denied the crime.
Now no one knows what, when, or who.

Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | October 30, 2006 at 02:41 PM

Not necessarily, Crossgirl. Perhaps nothing at all.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 02:45 PM

1:45 CDT.

this is only a test.

Posted by: southerngirl | October 30, 2006 at 02:46 PM

Test

Posted by: Addicted to 24 | October 30, 2006 at 02:50 PM

you haven't studied egg balls or time warps, Dave, I have. you have these people out there who are warping their times or balling their squid eggs under doctor's orders and taking very powerful medications. there's a better way, involving vitamins and so forth, so gigantic squid egg sacs and time warps can form naturally, you're too glib, Dave, telling all these people that drugs will solve all their problems...

Posted by: insomniac | October 30, 2006 at 02:50 PM

"Gelatinous Lumps" wbagnfarb

Posted by: russell | October 30, 2006 at 02:51 PM

Speaking of blurk...

Blurk--How goes it? Any fatalities?

Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2006 at 02:54 PM

Whoa. The blog no longer recognizes daylight savings time.

*wild applause to blog for taking a stand*

Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2006 at 02:56 PM

What's really funny is that the blog really doesn't make a whole lot less sense than usual. THings are in as much order as usual around here.

Posted by: Clean Hands | October 30, 2006 at 03:01 PM

Thirteen minutes to 2:14, everyone. (I think).

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 03:02 PM

Geez, blurk, tell everybody, whydoncha!

Posted by: Candy | October 30, 2006 at 03:05 PM

snork @ KDF (also--how do you do the musical notes?)

*thinks this blog should install a time clock as much time as I waste spend here*

Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2006 at 03:09 PM

*Tosses in a comment to see where it lands*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 03:14 PM

OK, looks like comment roulette is all done.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 03:15 PM

Private message to Cheryl Howard: there's a cool HTML code for the musical notes, but I'm too lame to learn it, so I just pilfer symbols from others and then copy and paste them from my blog cheatsheet as needed :)

What? The pirate code says pilfering is legal.

Posted by: KDF | October 30, 2006 at 03:44 PM

‫

Posted by: | October 30, 2006 at 03:57 PM

this way?‫

Posted by: | October 30, 2006 at 03:58 PM

Yeah! What ____ said!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 30, 2006 at 03:58 PM

hmmmm...guess not.

cheryl, i know how to do musical notes, but i'm at work, and my cheat sheet is at home. thought i remembered how without the sheet, but apparently not. :)

Posted by: southerngirl | October 30, 2006 at 04:00 PM

*nictitates at Blue*

almost gotcha there, big guy.

and _____ was me. it was only a test, which i failed. :(

Posted by: southerngirl | October 30, 2006 at 04:01 PM

*thinks KDF may not earn his non-pirating boyscout badge*

Thanks KDF. Had I any grog I'd share it with you. Alas, only red wine today. I'm makin' spaghetti. *deep inhale of garlic tomatoe sauce * mmmmmmmmm

Snork at Meanie & southerngirl

Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2006 at 04:09 PM

*takes face out of pot and tries inhaling only the aroma* Yes, much better.

Posted by: Cheryl Howard | October 30, 2006 at 04:10 PM

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