ATTENTION ALL BRITISH UNITS
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Awww, crap.
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 23, 2006 at 02:00 PM
sheesh..what a sh!tty thing to do...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 02:02 PM
How does crap cause over $100K worth of damage? I guess I don't get that.
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 23, 2006 at 02:02 PM
Crappy simul, eh, Siouxie? 'cept, of course, there's no such thing as a crappy simul with you... *smooches*
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 23, 2006 at 02:03 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.
Posted by: crossgirl | October 23, 2006 at 02:04 PM
£2000 damage PER POO. Holy Cr@p!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 23, 2006 at 02:04 PM
at least the perp has a perfect halloween costume to wear...
Posted by: judi | October 23, 2006 at 02:08 PM
I take trains in south east England a lot. Looks like I'll be using the car for a while.
What will they charge him with? Aggravated poopery? Crapping with intent?
Posted by: Dr Acula | October 23, 2006 at 02:08 PM
awww *smooochies* back!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 02:09 PM
Or crapping within train, already.
Posted by: Dr Acula | October 23, 2006 at 02:09 PM
I have it on good authority that the perp is a disgruntled railway employee.
Train Defecator ==>
Fire a rotten cad
Posted by: MOTW | October 23, 2006 at 02:11 PM
Why do I think Principal Humphrey C. Cornholtz retired to England?
Posted by: Bill | October 23, 2006 at 02:11 PM
She said that anyone who saw the man travelling on the railway network should not approach him.....
Ya think?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 23, 2006 at 02:17 PM
Right there with ya, Meanie. Maybe with a sh&tload of baby wipes, but, even then...
Posted by: baligurl | October 23, 2006 at 02:19 PM
You'd THINK the smell would kinda give away his whereabouts...no?
Follow yer nose...
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Yes, this is exceptionally anti-social.
Any normal person would've sent out INVITATIONS to his/her "Pinch-A-Loaf" Party!
(Featuring "Sh!t on a shingle" - bring your own shingle)
Posted by: Punkin (I swear I haven't been to the UK recently) Poo | October 23, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Must be a politician. They're good at smear campaigns.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 23, 2006 at 02:27 PM
Are we sure that this guy isn't just using British Rail cars to film material for future ambiguously-labeled links? (Those have been some of the ones that I've clicked away from with the most speed when I've stumbled across them... definitely not my thing.)
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 23, 2006 at 02:28 PM
$100K damage? What's this guy been eating?
Posted by: sct72 | October 23, 2006 at 02:28 PM
"British Transport Police warned that his unpleasant habit was creating a risk to public health"
UNPLEASANT habit??!!
What do ya gotta do in England to rate a "nasty" or "gross"?
Posted by: blurk | October 23, 2006 at 02:33 PM
Antisocial, hmm?.................YA THINK?
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:34 PM
the Unipooper.
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Reason #281,291 that I prefer to commute by car. Nobody waltzes into my car and spreads poop all over it.
Posted by: Clean Hands | October 23, 2006 at 02:36 PM
*snork* @ mud!
blurk, them british folks ain't never nasty or gross...
What ya gotta DO is what Charles did...marry Camila ;)
now THAT's nasty!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 02:37 PM
the Mad Crapper
Posted by: MOTW | October 23, 2006 at 02:38 PM
Nobody waltzes into my car and spreads poop all over it.
Well, yeah, CH - we're smarter than the average bloglit. We figured that is why you are called Clean Hands, after all.
Posted by: MOTW | October 23, 2006 at 02:39 PM
There's not pattern? That rules me out. If it were me it would be precisely 20 minutes after my first coffee.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | October 23, 2006 at 02:39 PM
The Bolton Sphincter.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 23, 2006 at 02:40 PM
like japanese darts
i leave evidence behind
the stealth crapper strikes
i think i can i
think i can make poo poo on
the choo choo - (grunt) *faff*
I must object though
really to the epithet
"British Unit", Hmph!
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:43 PM
like japanese darts
i leave evidence behind
the stealth crapper strikes
i think i can i
think i can make poo poo on
the choo choo - (grunt) *faff*
I must object though
really to the epithet
"British Unit", Hmph!
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:44 PM
like japanese darts
i leave evidence behind
the stealth crapper strikes
i think i can i
think i can make poo poo on
the choo choo - (grunt) *faff*
I must object though
really to the epithet
"British Unit", Hmph!
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:55 PM
like japanese darts
i leave evidence behind
the stealth crapper strikes
i think i can i
think i can make poo poo on
the choo choo - (grunt) *faff*
I must object though
really to the epithet
"British Unit", Hmph!
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 02:56 PM
/mudstuffin
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 02:56 PM
mud, I think your crapper is stuck!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 02:57 PM
And here I thought he was just competing for the Turner Prize.
Posted by: Boo Augustus | October 23, 2006 at 03:18 PM
jack the crapper strikes again...
Posted by: AFKAT the weary | October 23, 2006 at 03:29 PM
lol AFKAT!
Posted by: Siouxie | October 23, 2006 at 03:40 PM
But I don't understand what this has to do with British eunuchs? Oh.....never mind.
Posted by: Steve Bradford | October 23, 2006 at 03:53 PM
mud, jiggle the handle....
Posted by: Chaz | October 23, 2006 at 03:57 PM
heh...just thought of MudButt from the Dave Chappelle show...
Posted by: Chaz | October 23, 2006 at 03:59 PM
that was embarrassing - I got shanghiad by the robot police and then shut out for an hour and a half - I come back to find a quad post of poo-poo haiku
Posted by: mudstuffin | October 23, 2006 at 04:13 PM
Good poo poo haiku
Quadruplely posted here
Beaten by the bot
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | October 23, 2006 at 04:16 PM
"but call the police or alert train staff immediately"
Shouldn't that read: "call the butt police or alert train staff immediately?"
Posted by: bbescuela | October 23, 2006 at 05:48 PM