HOLY WAYNE SMOKES
This is disturbing.
(Thanks to Paul A. Sands)
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September 30, 2006
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and add my ex husband - his middle name is wayne and he's a nutcase extraordinaire.
Posted by: az(wayne)red | September 30, 2006 at 10:54 AM
Dallas, huh? Anybody know Mark Cuban's middle name?
Posted by: CJrun | September 30, 2006 at 11:10 AM
I think this whole "Wayne" thing is rediculous, and sure you all agree with me. Right? RIGHT? YOU BETTER FREAKIN' AGREE WITH ME. I'LL RIP YOU ALL NEW FREAKIN' A-HOLES IF YOU DON'T FREAKIN' AGREE WITH ME.
ohhh, look, something shiny. La lala, dee da da da.
Posted by: random wayne thunking | September 30, 2006 at 11:12 AM
I did have that problem when I was in high school - had the hots for at least three guys with the middle name Wayne and one with that as his first name. My current DH has the middle name of Ira. He's about as sure to get in trouble as Mickey Mouse....
Posted by: Kathybear | September 30, 2006 at 11:13 AM
what about last names? a certain person comes to mind...
Posted by: pepe | September 30, 2006 at 11:14 AM
John Wayne isn't gonna like this.
Posted by: Mikey | September 30, 2006 at 11:15 AM
... Connection? You be the Wayne Judge.. From other Wayne Thread.
She accused Likada Farms, of Wayne, Ill., of improperly breeding Peruvian Lily and then refusing to identify the offspring's father. Without the male's name, Crosson said she cannot register or sell the young alpaca.
Posted by: Mikey | September 30, 2006 at 11:17 AM
and i'll bet their parents were never active in pta.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 30, 2006 at 11:23 AM
That is freaky and entirely good to know.
Posted by: Beppie | September 30, 2006 at 11:25 AM
Anybody who regularly reads News Of The Weird knows that!
Posted by: Freezer | September 30, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Good thing I stopped dating Wayne W. (for Wayne) Waynerson.
Posted by: Punkin Wayne Poo | September 30, 2006 at 11:32 AM
excuse me a minute while i go check my kids birth certificates. i don't think i named any of them wayne.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 30, 2006 at 11:48 AM
*snork* at punkin!
Posted by: southerngirl | September 30, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Punkin - don't worry, he married my cousin in West Virginia.
Posted by: OkieDokie | September 30, 2006 at 12:04 PM
I bet "Lee" is another popular criminal name. In that case, my Dad and my little niece are off limits.
Posted by: Brad | September 30, 2006 at 12:10 PM
ok, now a *snork* for okie!
(i've gotta stop this...i'm gonna end up hurtin' myself)
Posted by: southerngirl | September 30, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Not to mention "John Wayne Gaycie". Truly evil.
Posted by: That's just freaky | September 30, 2006 at 12:17 PM
My interest in this thread is waning.
Posted by: Cat R. | September 30, 2006 at 12:31 PM
I am shocked.
Somebody clearly mentioned - and this is a DIRECT quote - "John Wayne Bobbitt". How many references from this thread do I see to his infamous wife? ZERO.
I am truly shocked.
Posted by: Chris | September 30, 2006 at 01:16 PM
Um...Brad? Don't tell my husband that one, okay?
Posted by: book "lee" worm | September 30, 2006 at 02:00 PM
You should read News of the Weird. They have a running feature on the middle "Wayne" name thing. I'm sure there is much more than listed here.
Posted by: KOW | September 30, 2006 at 02:29 PM
The movie "Happy, texas" features an escaped convict named Wayne Wayne Wayne Jr.
Posted by: GDogg | September 30, 2006 at 03:17 PM
George Wayne Bush?
Posted by: Ross | September 30, 2006 at 03:22 PM
And don't forget John F. (as in "Wayne") Kerry!
Posted by: Brad | September 30, 2006 at 03:54 PM
I'm sure it is a regional cultural thingy. Now, in Montana or Oregon, there are hardly any Waynes. I hope.
Posted by: Misty | September 30, 2006 at 07:45 PM
As a note to Mikey, John Wayne's real name was Marion Michael Morrison. After that, the rather peculiar Wayne coincidence noted by Dave and News of the Weird might be considered an improvement.
Posted by: morphed | September 30, 2006 at 08:40 PM
"It came from Ms. M.R. Stewart, who is a proud mother, as well as being grandmother to four pit bulls."
is that biologically possible?
superfluous tangental note: my middle name is really wayne.
and, yes, i did steal a pencil once.
Posted by: packsaddle | September 30, 2006 at 10:41 PM
This applies to both my brother and my dad...
Posted by: Steven Jens | September 30, 2006 at 10:55 PM
I mean the "middle name is Wayne" part, not the psychopathic violent criminal part.
I thought I should clear that up.
Posted by: Steven Jens | September 30, 2006 at 10:56 PM
I dated a guy named Wayne in college. He was an ex-paratrooper (violence potential). Looks like I dodged a bullet when he broke up with me.
Posted by: daisymae | October 01, 2006 at 10:37 AM
Does anyone know Dave's middle name?
Posted by: Woody Wayne Scoting | October 01, 2006 at 11:58 AM
It's well known that there's also a problem with guys named Eugene. My initials happen to be WEB, but I'm not saying what the W and E stand for. I will say I've rarely attacked anyone. Except with anagrams. And puns. And shaving cream. I'll stop now.
Posted by: danceswithdemurrers | October 01, 2006 at 03:18 PM