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So he went to the trouble of wearing the box and then admitted he did it?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | September 29, 2006 at 06:03 PM
"Legal Mastermind of the Day"
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | September 29, 2006 at 06:04 PM
All that law school, and his best advice was to wear a cardboard box on his head?
Methinks he didn't graduate at the top of his class...
I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: Wookiee Lovin' | September 29, 2006 at 06:04 PM
A bag on the head I've heard of. A box - not so much.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 29, 2006 at 06:08 PM
I don't mean to throw this guy under the bus...
...but at some point, do you think he reexamined his life and realized that he was sitting outside a courtroom with a cardboard box on his head after stealing about $600 worth of wire? If that's not a tipping point in your life, I don't know what is.
Posted by: Wookiee Lovin' | September 29, 2006 at 06:22 PM
i ususally save the box wearing for formal events.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 29, 2006 at 06:45 PM
It was an open and shut case.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 29, 2006 at 07:05 PM
Was it a jury box?
Posted by: CJrun | September 29, 2006 at 07:13 PM
Wookiee - I have to agree. this seems like one of those "maybe I should re-evaluate the direction of my life" kind of moments.
Posted by: OkieDokie | September 29, 2006 at 08:18 PM
The irony of the situation is that, while waiting for his appointment with the DA, he realized that he had been wearing the SAME box on his head when he stole the roll of wire. Hence his decision to enter a plea...
Posted by: AFKAT | September 29, 2006 at 09:11 PM
He was clearly thinking INSIDE the box. Or not.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 29, 2006 at 11:29 PM
Dam..
Stevie W- already did the "thinking inside the box" thing. I have nothing now. Well, it is my fault. You know what they say.. "It is the early bird who gets the tofu.."
Speaking of bats..
I just heard today that bats also carry hemorrhoids. "Filthy little hairy things." Just one sick bat could infect all of America with hemorrhoids.
Bats must be stopped..!!
Posted by: The Angry Republican | September 30, 2006 at 08:36 AM
Hey, Angry Republican, come over to our side. Our bats don't carry hemorrhoids! :)
(just rabies)
Posted by: Eleanor | September 30, 2006 at 10:45 AM
Don't go to the dark side, Luke Skywalker
Posted by: Siouxie | September 30, 2006 at 09:19 PM
To Eleanor,
Are you saying "bats" have a political affiliation..??
Well..
This doesn't change my opinion of bats. They all hang together. Having little "Bat Gatherings." God only knows what goes on during these things. If one "filthy" bat has hemorrhoids, they are all going to have hemorrhoids.
So..
Hearing that bats might be democratic doesn't make me feel safer.
I thank you for the effort though..!!
Posted by: The Angry Republican | October 01, 2006 at 07:18 AM
the Unknown felon!!
Posted by: queensbee | October 01, 2006 at 02:47 PM
That is one ultra-perk perky news team.
Posted by: sct72 | October 02, 2006 at 01:49 PM