FLORIDA LAW ENFORCEMENT: COMMENDABLE INVESTIGATIVE WORK
Because you can't be sure for the first 91 times.
(Thanks to Chaz)
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(Thanks to Chaz)
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I need a new job.
Does this qualify a the Professional Pervert I was interviewing for a few days ago?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 27, 2006 at 03:54 PM
poor dancers, cops are notoriously bad tippers.
Posted by: crossgirl | September 27, 2006 at 03:56 PM
Better headline: Cops Bust Cherry
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 27, 2006 at 03:59 PM
"Detectives bought seven lap dances from ''Cherry'' but never identified her, records show."
I'm guessing that the author of the article had internal fights, wanting to say;
In spite of seven lap dances, detectives couln't pop Cherry.
Posted by: estrogen centrale | September 27, 2006 at 03:59 PM
Sheriff's detectives sought 41 misdemeanor nudity charges against 15 dancers at the club, but were unable to identify another 34 dancers
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Duh! The girls were probably clothed in the line up...bet if they took their tops off the cops would recognize them.
Posted by: wench | September 27, 2006 at 03:59 PM
"detectives sought 41 misdemeanor nudity charges against 15 dancers at the club, but were unable to identify another 34 dancers"
No distinguishing marks, eh?
Posted by: leemedia | September 27, 2006 at 03:59 PM
GreatSick minds think alike, EC.Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 27, 2006 at 04:00 PM
Instead of a vowel, can I buy a "d" from someone?
Posted by: estrogen centrale | September 27, 2006 at 04:00 PM
oh, great.
now how will all those girls pay for college?
Posted by: packsaddle | September 27, 2006 at 04:01 PM
Cop: Try as I might, I cannot seem to pick Cherry out of the lineup.
Chief: Try looking at their faces again...
Cop: Faces...they got faces???
Posted by: AFKAT | September 27, 2006 at 04:01 PM
What color were their eyes?
Anybody?
Anybody?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | September 27, 2006 at 04:01 PM
MtB,
Pathetic ain't it?
ec
Posted by: estrogen centrale | September 27, 2006 at 04:02 PM
hmmm...a triple...
*lights one up*
Posted by: AFKAT | September 27, 2006 at 04:02 PM
I'm thinking that if they bought seven lap dances from Cherry that they, in fact, DID get what they wanted in return for NOT identifying her.
Posted by: leemedia | September 27, 2006 at 04:03 PM
I think this is the next appropriate earworm.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 27, 2006 at 04:06 PM
I am not even gonna ask how you know that crossgirl.
so these girls are never gonna get to work at Big Tootsies huh...a shame....
Posted by: Chaz | September 27, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Granted we're almost done w/September. Please note that the vote won't occur until NOVEMBER!!! What hppened to October? Perhaps there is some terrific masquerade party... and then they're going to be very thankful for the extended time frame!
Posted by: estrogen centrale | September 27, 2006 at 04:08 PM
Any bets on who is calling in the complaints that led to the investigations?
Cop 1 "I'm bored...let's go visit Cherry!"
Cop 2 "Yeah! Pull over at this 7-11, it's got a pay phone."
And as I see it, cops get shot at and get paid very little. I say let them have a little fun now and then.
Posted by: Lorrie | September 27, 2006 at 04:11 PM
How come you never see this kind of investigation on Law & Order?
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 27, 2006 at 04:23 PM
Yeah, I miss "the Job". I think it was only on two seasons, but they may have actually done just that.
Posted by: mudstuffin | September 27, 2006 at 04:25 PM
Dang, I want to make a joke about Jack Bauer but I don't know the character well enough to come up with something satisfying. How many bloglits can do better?
Posted by: reneviht | September 27, 2006 at 04:25 PM
The Dread Pirate Chris ...that was a very appropriate earworm
Posted by: Chaz | September 27, 2006 at 04:34 PM
Milena Govich and Alana De La Garza could go under cover. I'd TIVO that.
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Chris | September 27, 2006 at 04:36 PM
I guess sometimes it really is good to be a cop...
Posted by: Schadeboy | September 27, 2006 at 04:38 PM
Jack Bauer makes a lap dance by shooting your thigh.
How was that one?
Posted by: Bones | September 27, 2006 at 04:39 PM
4:22 post by "gestald" is spam; do not click link on name; judi, if you have a moment, could you whack tha mole? Thanks for playing...
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 27, 2006 at 04:40 PM
Does this fall under 'dirty' job description?
Posted by: Mrs. Wheezer | September 27, 2006 at 04:59 PM
Bad Boys Bad Boys...who ya gonna do...which of the strippers is waiting for you!
Posted by: Chaz | September 27, 2006 at 05:02 PM
Well, it's just one of at least 88 things we've learned by watching movies.
Posted by: Glix | September 27, 2006 at 06:58 PM
chaz, a couple years of waitressing, and several more years in law enforcement. not dancing!
Posted by: crossgirl | September 27, 2006 at 08:05 PM
Detectives bought seven lap dances from ''Cherry'' but never identified her, records show.
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Eet eez all starting to come togezzer now, he sez as he twirls his moustache after separating it from the melted sticky 'Secret' container...
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From COOL NEWS blog entry of September 24:
When deputies entered the residence, they noted the bathroom meat, in addition to several lit candles left in the home's living room. In the kitchen they found a bowl of unpopped corn kernels, two burned matches, and a cup of water containing a soaked paper note which read, “I love Cherry.”
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Zere eez no zuch zing as a cold case. Only cold coffee.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 28, 2006 at 01:34 AM
I like that the investigation took 2 years and 92 dances. They can bust a crack house in an afternoon but nudity - wow.
Cop 1: I can't be sure but I think in the middle of that lap dance some nudity occurred.
Cop 2: Well, better safe than sorry. We can't bust on assumed nudity. We better go back again and make sure it was really nudity.
*much later*
Cop 1: Y'know. I'm getting more convinced nudity happened back there during lap dances #39 and 62.
Cop 2: We'll just go back Saturday nite and maybe this time get pictures.
Posted by: Somewhere North | September 28, 2006 at 09:51 AM
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Posted by: Rick Herrera | August 01, 2008 at 08:15 AM