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Here's to friendship! Even of the fake-ditzy blonde variety!
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 26, 2006 at 09:40 AM
That's hot!
Posted by: Paris | September 26, 2006 at 09:40 AM
Wow...a first as an impersonator!! and a simul with CH!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Maybe they realized that they finally have something in common after recently discovering they slept with the same guy in the past...
Just a theory.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | September 26, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Using a cell phone at a gas station while refueling? Dang! We were SO CLOSE!!!
Posted by: We were so close! | September 26, 2006 at 09:43 AM
Not another season of the simple life show, I ... I ... just can't take it.
LOL
Posted by: DaveTheRed | September 26, 2006 at 09:45 AM
Good morning, Siouxie! Happy simulfirst!
I think it was Nicole we almost disposed of in a ball of ignited gasoline fumes, but who can really tell the difference...?
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 26, 2006 at 09:48 AM
I am personally SOOOOOO happy for them! I was watching
rolling my eyeswith so much excitement as the Simple Life season finale ended with them in the SAME room!!!! talking...Miracles DO happen!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Good morning, CH!!! sorry, got carried away with the Joy of it all...
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2006 at 09:56 AM
i am overcome with emotion. sob. i must take the rest of the day off.
Posted by: queensbee | September 26, 2006 at 10:30 AM
"However, on Friday they were filmed talking on the phone..."
They were filmed?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | September 26, 2006 at 10:42 AM
I'm guessing it's an episode of Simple Life, Lisa...
it's all a SCAM!
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2006 at 10:51 AM
Of course it's a scam! Who really believes Nicole pumps her own gas?? She couldn't even drive until a couple of years ago. (not that I pay attention to that kind of stuff).
Posted by: shell | September 26, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Nooooooooooooooooooo! As long as they were mortal enemies, there was always the chance one would bump the other off but now we're stuck with both of them!!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | September 26, 2006 at 11:15 AM
And Nicole didn't in even impale herself with her own gas pump! Truely a dark day in world history!
Posted by: Edgar Greenberg | September 26, 2006 at 11:17 AM
She wasn't talking to Paris, She was talking to ONSTAR ...she locked herself out of the car with the top down again?
Posted by: lance | September 26, 2006 at 11:40 AM
I've thought and thought, but there's just no good reason to respond to this.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | September 26, 2006 at 11:43 AM
*SNORK!@Lance.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 26, 2006 at 11:45 AM
lol lance.
Posted by: Stevie W | September 26, 2006 at 12:08 PM
Lisa - not only filmed toaking on the phone, but no doubt millions of idiots are going to watch it on TV...with the simple certainty they are nearly witnessing something significant...
Posted by: Jamester | September 26, 2006 at 12:42 PM
A great big WHO CARES??? for both of them.
Posted by: billinbossier | September 26, 2006 at 12:54 PM
I think that should have been Blondestar...
http://www.edgesz28.com/edgesz28/jokes/blondestar.mp3
Posted by: Baron_vonklyff | September 26, 2006 at 01:08 PM
Baron- That is soooo not funny.
The fact that I locked my own keys in the car last week has nothing to do with my lack of sense of humor on this matter.
Nor does the fact that the nice man with a slimjim in the tool box of his truck kept calling me 'Blondie' as he unlocked my car for me.
Neither does the fact that my car had the rear window open at the time.
Really.
Posted by: Blondentropy | September 26, 2006 at 01:25 PM
Whew! I was losing sleep over their feud. I feel so much better. Now I can get on with my life. The things this blog does for people. Amazing!
Posted by: leemedia | September 26, 2006 at 01:26 PM
Did the guy with the slimjim have blonde hair too?
Posted by: Baron_vonklyff | September 26, 2006 at 01:33 PM
Nope. I just seem to rub off on people that way.
Posted by: Blondentropy | September 26, 2006 at 01:57 PM
Blondentropy-At least the motor wasn't running. I've seen that happen.
Siouxie and Jamester-Yep, you're probably right. It's amazing what passes for tv now that we have all these channels to watch. ;-)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | September 26, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Maybe, since they're both models, and at least one pumps gas, just maybe one day they'll duplicate the priceless "gas pump scene" from "Zoolander"....
Posted by: Maritza | September 26, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Blondentropy, I, uh... oh, hell, I can't help you.
Posted by: Clean Hands | September 26, 2006 at 03:09 PM
Ahhh!! I thought I had felt a shift in the universe this morning - now I know why!
Posted by: Val | September 26, 2006 at 03:32 PM
That's ok, CH. I appreciate the effort!
BTW, You and the Mrs. have got yourselves an adorable young'un, there!
Posted by: Blondentropy | September 26, 2006 at 04:53 PM
they had to be pals again, together they almost have a whole brain cell to share.
Posted by: OkieDokie | September 26, 2006 at 05:27 PM
Wow. Made MY day.
Posted by: alienmare | September 26, 2006 at 05:56 PM
PRAISE THE LORD...THERE IS A GOD!!!
Posted by: snif | September 26, 2006 at 08:57 PM
Well she's now been charged with a DUI (DUMB under the Influence)
There is justice in the world.
Posted by: Siouxie | September 26, 2006 at 11:46 PM
Does anyone know of a link to a Dave Barry's article named "Here Comes the Bride" published around 1993? My daughter is getting married on 7/26 and I wanted to share it with her.
Thanks
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