THE HIGH PRICE OF GASOLINE

What can a guy do about it?

(Thanks to RussellMc)

Comments

[Suzy Q]

A fine way to save money. First!

[Wyo Cowboy]

I love capitalism.

[Juggler of Geese]

I read that too quick, I thought it said pimp prices at first.

[kitten]

JofG - Freud would be proud

[DavetheRed in the stench of smoke]

Discounted prices on the oldest profession....

[mudstuffin]

I could tell a really embarrasing story about a brothel and gas, but I'll let it go.

[Suzy Q]

Sounds like you let it go in the brothel, mud.

[crossgirl]

fill up the tank, then fill up the skank!

[kitten]

oh, crossgirl, that was *snorkariffic*

[Addicted to 24]

Genius I tell you just Genius.

[Lairbo]

Talk about your service stations...

What do you get when you order "premium"?

[Stevie W]

Gives new meaning to pumping Ethel.

[Meditrina]

Please forgive the newbie: what exactly is a snork?

Is it the laugh that sounds like a pig?
Is it my incessant giggling? (while the kids ask what's so funny, and I am desperately trying to come up with anything other than hookers, boogers, gas, et al.)

I agree with kitten, I think.....

[blurk]

I always wanted to visit Australia...

[Stevie W]

1. Lift handle.

2. Insert hose.

3. Begin pumping.

[blurk]

Meditrina, a *snork*, in the strictest sense of the word, is laughing while some type of liquid comes from your nose and onto your keyboard and/or screen. However, we also use it simply to indicate someone posted something funny or witty. No liquid required.

[Betsi]

stevie w that is so wrong and not just because my grandmother's name is Ethel.

[Wyo Cowboy]

Med, you may also find this to be helpful.

[Meditrina]

Thanks, blurk. Just don't get confused in Australia and try to rassle a cow. ;-)

[Changed to protect the guilty]

Bye hon, I'm off to fill up the car. Back in a couple hours.

[Siouxie]

Pumping for Prostitutes...

[Ford79]

This story may cause you to scoff
But if your clothing you're willing to doff
An Aussie bordello
Allows you to mellow
And a discount goes along with the boff
And your petrol is 20 cents off.

[blurk]

This is just so cool.

Fill 'er up and then...well...fill 'er up.

[kitten]

um, women drive, too. where are our discount studs?

[blurk]

*jumps up and down*

I take coupons!!!

[blurk]

Or green stamps, or scraps of paper, or...

[mudstuffin]

with me you get gas for free!

[Stevie W]

I save a few bucks by going self-serve.

[Siouxie]

yeah...where's our hosehouse??

I mean friendly neighborhood gas discount place...

[mudstuffin]

i mean, wait, you can get gas, i have gas..... oh nevermind

[kitten]

stevie - my co-workers are giving me bizarre glances I'm laughing so hard

blurk, mud's got a pretty attractive offe on the blog table

[Wyo Cowboy]

Just wonderin', I spend $6-700 on gas each month. Hmmmmmm.

[crossgirl]

blurk, i got a chuckie cheese coupon, a $2 lottery ticket and some loose change in my purse. what'll that get me?

[Siouxie]

*snork* stevie...

[Chaz]

I heard that the women were going to have speed-pass sensors installed on their arses...

Gives new meaning to "Full Service Station"

But does it have a food-mart?

Wednesday are 5¢ off premium (both gas and services)

Hey Big Boy, can I change your oil?

Fill her up....

[blurk]

crossgirl, for that you get 'round the world!!

Hey, it IS a chuckie cheese coupon!

[Siouxie]

Wyo - Customer of the Month @ Ethel's House of Ill Repute

[Wyo Cowboy]

Do they sell Cuban ceegars? ya know, fer later on.

[Juggler of Geese]

Blurk, you just made my wife Snork, She is now quoting Ron White "Coopins.".

[kitten]

JofG - your wife has good taste in comedians!

[Siouxie]

Wyo, with all the pumpin' you do around there...those ceegars are on the house!

[blurk]

JofG, tell the Mrs. I'm sorry. Hope it wasn't carbonated.
And if she likes Ron White you got a good woman.

[Juggler of Geese]

Blue Collar all the way. She has excellent taste. I still do not know why she married me though, or stayed with me for 15 years.

[kitten]

she's looking over your shoulder, isn't she, JofG?

[blurk]

JofG's SO gettin' lucky tonight.

[Juggler of Geese]

She was, now she is snuggling the one of our kittys
Shepherd Book

[Siouxie]

and he didn't even have to pump gas for it :P

[kitten]

no kidding - 15 years and he's still mooning over her? *sigh*

[Siouxie]

as long as he's not mooning her....nttawwt if that's what ya like...

whatever turns ya on, I say...

[twodogsbarking]

Thank God for free enterprise. Perhaps they'll throw in a free lube job.

[Chaz]

a woman's arse is a thing of beauty and shouldnt be covered up...

a man's arse is just a "thing" and should be covered up

[Sean]

So is it pay at the pump ?

[blurk]

I've got an uncle who used to call gasoline "motion lotion"
He was ahead of his time.

[Juggler of Geese]

In some cases, pay before the pump. (I am just guessing, I saw Pretty Woman last week).

[Meanie the Blue]

Makes me wonder how many Hummers there are on the road down under.