THE HIGH PRICE OF GASOLINE
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A fine way to save money. First!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 30, 2006 at 01:54 PM
I love capitalism.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 30, 2006 at 01:56 PM
I read that too quick, I thought it said pimp prices at first.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 01:56 PM
JofG - Freud would be proud
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 01:58 PM
Discounted prices on the oldest profession....
Posted by: DavetheRed in the stench of smoke | August 30, 2006 at 02:02 PM
I could tell a really embarrasing story about a brothel and gas, but I'll let it go.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 30, 2006 at 02:03 PM
Sounds like you let it go in the brothel, mud.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 30, 2006 at 02:05 PM
fill up the tank, then fill up the skank!
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 02:06 PM
oh, crossgirl, that was *snorkariffic*
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 02:07 PM
Genius I tell you just Genius.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | August 30, 2006 at 02:08 PM
Talk about your service stations...
What do you get when you order "premium"?
Posted by: Lairbo | August 30, 2006 at 02:09 PM
Gives new meaning to pumping Ethel.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 02:10 PM
Please forgive the newbie: what exactly is a snork?
Is it the laugh that sounds like a pig?
Is it my incessant giggling? (while the kids ask what's so funny, and I am desperately trying to come up with anything other than hookers, boogers, gas, et al.)
I agree with kitten, I think.....
Posted by: Meditrina | August 30, 2006 at 02:11 PM
I always wanted to visit Australia...
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:11 PM
1. Lift handle.
2. Insert hose.
3. Begin pumping.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 02:16 PM
Meditrina, a *snork*, in the strictest sense of the word, is laughing while some type of liquid comes from your nose and onto your keyboard and/or screen. However, we also use it simply to indicate someone posted something funny or witty. No liquid required.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:17 PM
stevie w that is so wrong and not just because my grandmother's name is Ethel.
Posted by: Betsi | August 30, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Med, you may also find this to be helpful.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 30, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Thanks, blurk. Just don't get confused in Australia and try to rassle a cow. ;-)
Posted by: Meditrina | August 30, 2006 at 02:18 PM
Bye hon, I'm off to fill up the car. Back in a couple hours.
Posted by: Changed to protect the guilty | August 30, 2006 at 02:21 PM
Pumping for Prostitutes...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 02:24 PM
This story may cause you to scoff
But if your clothing you're willing to doff
An Aussie bordello
Allows you to mellow
And a discount goes along with the boffAnd your petrol is 20 cents off.
Posted by: Ford79 | August 30, 2006 at 02:25 PM
This is just so cool.
Fill 'er up and then...well...fill 'er up.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:25 PM
um, women drive, too. where are our discount studs?
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 02:28 PM
*jumps up and down*
I take coupons!!!
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:29 PM
Or green stamps, or scraps of paper, or...
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:31 PM
with me you get gas for free!
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 30, 2006 at 02:32 PM
I save a few bucks by going self-serve.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 02:32 PM
yeah...where's our hosehouse??
I mean friendly neighborhood gas discount place...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 02:32 PM
i mean, wait, you can get gas, i have gas..... oh nevermind
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 30, 2006 at 02:34 PM
stevie - my co-workers are giving me bizarre glances I'm laughing so hard
blurk, mud's got a pretty attractive offe on the blog table
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 02:34 PM
Just wonderin', I spend $6-700 on gas each month. Hmmmmmm.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 30, 2006 at 02:34 PM
blurk, i got a chuckie cheese coupon, a $2 lottery ticket and some loose change in my purse. what'll that get me?
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 02:35 PM
*snork* stevie...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 02:35 PM
I heard that the women were going to have speed-pass sensors installed on their arses...
Gives new meaning to "Full Service Station"
But does it have a food-mart?
Wednesday are 5¢ off premium (both gas and services)
Hey Big Boy, can I change your oil?
Fill her up....
Posted by: Chaz | August 30, 2006 at 02:35 PM
crossgirl, for that you get 'round the world!!
Hey, it IS a chuckie cheese coupon!
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:36 PM
Wyo - Customer of the Month @ Ethel's House of Ill Repute
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 02:37 PM
Do they sell Cuban ceegars? ya know, fer later on.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 30, 2006 at 02:40 PM
Blurk, you just made my wife Snork, She is now quoting Ron White "Coopins.".
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 02:43 PM
JofG - your wife has good taste in comedians!
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 02:47 PM
Wyo, with all the pumpin' you do around there...those ceegars are on the house!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 02:47 PM
JofG, tell the Mrs. I'm sorry. Hope it wasn't carbonated.
And if she likes Ron White you got a good woman.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:49 PM
Blue Collar all the way. She has excellent taste. I still do not know why she married me though, or stayed with me for 15 years.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 02:52 PM
she's looking over your shoulder, isn't she, JofG?
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 02:55 PM
JofG's SO gettin' lucky tonight.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 02:57 PM
She was, now she is snuggling the one of our kittys
Shepherd Book
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 02:58 PM
and he didn't even have to pump gas for it :P
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 02:58 PM
no kidding - 15 years and he's still mooning over her? *sigh*
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 02:59 PM
as long as he's not mooning her....nttawwt if that's what ya like...
whatever turns ya on, I say...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 03:02 PM
Thank God for free enterprise. Perhaps they'll throw in a free lube job.
Posted by: twodogsbarking | August 30, 2006 at 03:06 PM
a woman's arse is a thing of beauty and shouldnt be covered up...
a man's arse is just a "thing" and should be covered up
Posted by: Chaz | August 30, 2006 at 03:07 PM
So is it pay at the pump ?
Posted by: Sean | August 30, 2006 at 03:08 PM
I've got an uncle who used to call gasoline "motion lotion"
He was ahead of his time.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 03:15 PM
In some cases, pay before the pump. (I am just guessing, I saw Pretty Woman last week).
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 03:15 PM
Makes me wonder how many Hummers there are on the road down under.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 09:59 PM