SNAKES ON A CRIME SPREE
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I got nuthin, cept to say the clerks were stupid.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 03:56 PM
Oy! Enough with the snakes, already!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 30, 2006 at 03:57 PM
The keys were stolen around fiveish the car was driven away after nine, The crooks are stupid too.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 30, 2006 at 03:58 PM
k..so where are the snakes NOW?????
*looks around*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 04:00 PM
it seems our dear blog is obsessed with snakes
I wonder what sense of this Freud would make….?
yo
Like Indiana jones in an airplane cockpit
You grab the throttle and a bottle - your brain is yellin’ “stop it!”
They’re slithering and rattling and winding like spring
Sliding up your leg like they was comin’ for your love thing
Deadly venom in their mouths, a hiss that smells like fear
You feel ice water in your veins when that rattlin’ is near
The strike is fast – it zooms right past – you close your eyes in pain
You grab the beast – the venom released – black lightning in your brain
SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes!
SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes!
Let’s see if we can’t work this out….
We got SQUIRRELS!
Now everbody knows that a squirrel ain’t nothing no-how
a furry little sammich, a walking bowl of snake-chow
FLORIDA DRIVERS!
They’re found in trees, and Wal-Mart stores and continually alarming
Just like a snake – they got no brakes and they hit you without warning
RAMPARTS!
Soft and round, no ill is found, dispensing love and goodness
The opposite of snakes, perhaps, a foothold against madness
SEVERED PENIS!
Paging Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Freud!
* * * * * * * *
We got snakes in the bathtub, snakes in the toilet
And we found in Thailand that they stir-fry and boil it
Snakes in the garden, snakes in your hair
Snakes in disguise, you’re so surprised! Replace that underwear.
You take an axe – give forty whacks and with your hatchet you dispatch it
Stomp and grind them with your boots watch the guts squish and blood shoot
Scoop their brains out with a spoon, your eyes they swell like two balloons
You twist them and you pull them and you grind them with your teeth
And spitting scales, your heart it fails, your nervous system freeze.
SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes
SNAKES!
Call Dr. Freud! What Pill Should he Take?
Our beloved blog is obsessed with snakes
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 30, 2006 at 04:00 PM
. . . . Officers began chasing the subjects on foot . . . .
There's your problem. Unless the snakes have been involved in some really off-label lab experiments, the snakes probably aren't going to have have feet.
Posted by: Heinrich the Rat | August 30, 2006 at 04:01 PM
Did it take that long for them to figure out how to steal the car?
Posted by: VictoriaE77 | August 30, 2006 at 04:03 PM
Clearly, the snakes were the brains of the operation.
Posted by: Wurm42 | August 30, 2006 at 04:05 PM
the Debil made 'em do it
Posted by: alienmare | August 30, 2006 at 04:25 PM
Does EVERY city have a Martin Luther King Jr. street? NTTAWWT
Posted by: muffles | August 30, 2006 at 04:36 PM
Does this constitute snake abuse? Poor 'lil baby snakes....
Posted by: alienmare | August 30, 2006 at 04:38 PM
Yet ANOTHER reason why I carry a gun.
On AND off duty.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 04:51 PM
The snakes have requested that their names not be released to the public.They were returned to their natural environmet, The Arkansas Govenor's Mansion.
Posted by: MoFaux | August 30, 2006 at 04:57 PM
...police arrested Kendrick Coleman, 26, 333 Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Dr., Forrest City; Deuntarious Tiswell, 18, of Palestine, and a 15-year-old juvenile....A fourth suspect has been identified as Alvin Tiswell, 18, of Haynes.
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His mama done named him Deuntarious
He was destined to do deeds nefarious.
With his twin brother Al
He'll be sharing a cell
Serving time for crimes sundry and various.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 04:59 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSStick 'em up
Posted by: Changed to protect the guilty | August 30, 2006 at 05:15 PM
Why don't snakes rob other snakes?
Because they can't put their hands up.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 05:19 PM
Why did the snake steal the p-pump from the Erox Lifestyle Centre?
He was going to use it as a summer home.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 05:25 PM
I'm not a-Freud of no snakes.
Posted by: jec666 | August 30, 2006 at 10:51 PM