SHE STABBED HIM IN THE WHAT??
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OOOOOOUCH!!
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 11:57 AM
To quote Daffy Duck: "Of course, you know, this meanth war."
Posted by: MOTW | August 16, 2006 at 11:57 AM
*snork* @ winky
and ouchie for the boys!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 11:57 AM
Woo-hoo! A TRIPLE simulfirst.
Blazing new ways to have a first all morning here... :-D
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM
trimul first!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM
I'm sure all women want to do that to thier husbands at some point in thier life.
Posted by: Hubert | August 16, 2006 at 11:58 AM
And two triples in a row, too. Okay, I'm going to take a break now and get some work done.
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 11:59 AM
"...she stabbed him in the winkie at which point he decided to leave"
a decision he probably should have made before he started beating her
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn | August 16, 2006 at 11:59 AM
wowsa...and yet another one!
I'm done for the day...*smoking*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 11:59 AM
ROFL NOT AGAIN!!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Three triples in a row? That's against the law in most jurisdictions, ain't it?
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 12:01 PM
"22 News Uncut"? bit personal, innit?
Posted by: judi | August 16, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Oooh! My first simul! I feel a strangely pleasant tingly sensation!
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn | August 16, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Clearly false advertising in this case, too, judi.
I'll repeat... OUCH.
(So, did she get her Home Circumcision Kit from eBay, or what?)
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 16, 2006 at 12:04 PM
The Winky? Who was this guy giving a report to? A preschool class?
Posted by: Art Vandelay | August 16, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Holyoke Winky Batman!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 12:05 PM
obviously, that would be a technical term
Posted by: crossgirl | August 16, 2006 at 12:07 PM
That's MISTER Winky, to you.
Posted by: Lairbo | August 16, 2006 at 12:09 PM
doowaddles everywhere are cringing
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | August 16, 2006 at 12:09 PM
To view the entire interview of Chief Scott, click here to go to 22News Uncut.
Sure, just rub it in to that poor guy.
*reads about guy*
Here, use my salt.
Posted by: Bismuth | August 16, 2006 at 12:09 PM
I hope this stands as a lesson to all wife beaters. They can hurt you back 20 times more
Posted by: Hubert | August 16, 2006 at 12:10 PM
"...she stabbed him in the winkie at which point he decided to leave"
I appreciate good common sense.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 16, 2006 at 12:11 PM
she's a better woman than me - shotguns do a bit more damage....
Posted by: kitten | August 16, 2006 at 12:12 PM
Usually you read about this sort of thing happening far away, such as Thaibodia or Swazigeria or Molvania.
But this is just a short drive down the road!
*searches ebay for cast iron jockey shorts*
Posted by: Bismuth | August 16, 2006 at 12:13 PM
I agree with you, Kitten - any man lays a hand on me is gonna be leaving, ah, empty handed, that's for sure!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 16, 2006 at 12:15 PM
kitten...agreed! He'd have a misterwinkynomore if it were me...and btw...my sister's name is LORENA (IANMTU)!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 12:16 PM
I am constantly bemused by the euphemisms we have for standard anatomical parts.
I recall a scene from Who Framed Roger Rabbit where a small baby with an adult voice (a Bronx accent and attitude) exclaims, "I have a turdy-year-old-lust and a tree-year-old dinky."
Posted by: Dr. Doug | August 16, 2006 at 12:20 PM
The sword is mightier than the pen is.
Posted by: stevie w | August 16, 2006 at 12:22 PM
I couldn't resist. It must have been the word "winky."
A fellow from Holyoke, Mass
Got into a fight with his lass.
It may make you hinky;
She punctured his winky
Which is worse than a pain in the a$$.
Posted by: Ford79 | August 16, 2006 at 12:23 PM
*snork* @ stevie
and I'll take the Penis Mightier for $400, Alex!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 12:23 PM
as Foghorn said, for future reference: the best time to leave is before someone stabs your winky.
Posted by: Betsi | August 16, 2006 at 12:25 PM
*SNORK* @ Ford79!!!!!!
Posted by: 24 | August 16, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Betsi - maybe if he would have used his winky instead of his fist, they'd be in a happier place
Posted by: kitten | August 16, 2006 at 12:27 PM
maybe he should have left her alone and painted a nice therapeutic picture with his winky
Posted by: Betsi | August 16, 2006 at 12:34 PM
another *snork* @ Ford79!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 16, 2006 at 12:35 PM
Dr. Doug, I seem to recall a time when someone linked to a site that had alternative names for genitalia. It was hilarious. Anyone?
Posted by: casey | August 16, 2006 at 12:41 PM
Dave once posted this link to Penis Land.
Posted by: Eleanor | August 16, 2006 at 12:47 PM
Dave once posted this link to Penis Land.
Posted by: Eleanor | August 16, 2006 at 12:48 PM
so, el, you're trying to outdo Dave by posting it twice? ;-)
Posted by: Betsi | August 16, 2006 at 12:50 PM
First evil co-pilots, now winky stabbers. What *doesn't* Holyoke have to offer?
Posted by: JD | August 16, 2006 at 01:28 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but a "winky" is an eye.
At least that is what teacher told me when I asked her.
Posted by: Jim A | August 16, 2006 at 01:59 PM
one eye'd snake is what she meant
Posted by: kitten | August 16, 2006 at 02:56 PM
Did anyone else watch the video? According to the police chief, the moral of the story is this:
"I don't think that you should be beating up on your domestic partner and let them have an access to a knife."
Way to go there, Captain Obvious.
Also, I can't believe he said "winky" -- twice -- on camera without so much as a smirk. I would have totally lost it.
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Posted by: Chris | August 16, 2006 at 10:37 PM
Whut's that old nursery rhyme about Winken and Blinken and Nod ... ?
(That's enuf. I've already gone too far ... but I wuz led there by the rest of y'all!)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 16, 2006 at 10:47 PM
... mebbe not ...
How about the adage, "A Wink is as good as a Nod" ... ?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 16, 2006 at 10:48 PM
Chris, yeah, the reporter seemed to have trouble keeping from laughing. And I'm not sure about the press-conference-worthiness of the event, unless the chief just really wanted a chance to say "winky"
Posted by: shellann | August 16, 2006 at 10:56 PM
...and when he said "winky," a bird puppet on a string dropped from the ceiling and he won a hundred dollars, as strains of "Hooray for Captain Spalding" could be heard over the applause of the audience.
Posted by: stevie w | August 17, 2006 at 08:21 AM