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Be creative. Try to find special activities you and your children can share.
(Thanks to DavCat)
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Be creative. Try to find special activities you and your children can share.
(Thanks to DavCat)
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Favorite quote: "...and she told him to be careful". Thanks, Mom! Hey, can I borrow your pantyhose as a mask? You're the best!
Posted by: nora | August 13, 2006 at 09:26 AM
I wonder if this is how *Son of Sam* got started?
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 13, 2006 at 09:38 AM
"........and if we get away clean, we'll go for ice cream! You pay."
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 13, 2006 at 09:40 AM
Two Mom's in the nursing home:
Mom 1: "My son is a Doctor!"
Mom 2: "Oh! My son ROBBED your son!"
Mom 1: *pushing button furiously with her widdle arthritic hands* "Nurse! Nurse!"
Mom 2, to visiting son: "Son, make her be quiet"
Son: "Can I borrow your pillow, Mom?"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 13, 2006 at 09:46 AM
It's gotta be all that cheese in Wisconsin ... they've done a brainectomy, and filled her skull with cottage fromage ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 13, 2006 at 09:51 AM
Key line: She later acknowledged she helped her son commit the robbery, saying she told him it was something they could do together, according to the complaint.
Ah yes, fun times with mom.
LOL, Punkin.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 13, 2006 at 10:36 AM
Makes the TPing parents look downright responsible. Upstanding even.
Posted by: KOW | August 13, 2006 at 10:37 AM
My mom would say she would help, but then rat me out. She does it everytime.
Posted by: Beppie | August 13, 2006 at 10:47 AM
SnagglePuss, where have you been?
Posted by: Sondra | August 13, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Madison, Wisconsin? Madison, Wisconsin? Madison, Wisconsin? Are you sure? I...I...uh...I...Madison, Wisconsin?
Posted by: Sunny | August 13, 2006 at 10:52 AM
The family that robs together.......
But not in this case, as they took her son away from her.
Posted by: Eleanor | August 13, 2006 at 10:53 AM
Who wrote this crap?
1) his mother, Janine C. Lewis,
2) A woman later identified as Lewis asked the boy as he was being arrested, "What were you doing?
3)Officers tracked down Lewis at her home
Posted by: Sondra | August 13, 2006 at 10:56 AM
All all *I* did was play Barbies with my girls...
THIS mom is WAY cooler!!!
btw...Good morming Bloglits!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 13, 2006 at 11:10 AM
Mornin' Siouxie - Maybe if you had a Ken doll, HE could do the robbin'. Gotta keep Barbie in those pretty dresses and all.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 13, 2006 at 11:14 AM
Hmmm shoulda thought of that. Our Ken doll was always trying to hump Barbie...but with no penis and all...
Barbie had needs too, ya know??
Posted by: Siouxie | August 13, 2006 at 11:23 AM
You gals are makin' me nervous. My real name is Ken.
When you're done laughing, I'll go on.
Ok, when I was young there was a little neighbor girl who knew my name was a doll's, but couldn't remember which one. To her I was always GI Joe.
And don't make me dig out the "Barbie" pictures again.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 13, 2006 at 11:26 AM
Compared to her, I should win mother of the year. My ex's family is scandalized that I let my 15 year old hang out at the mall with her friends on Friday nights without supervision. Maybe I should send them this article. 0_o
Posted by: No longar a Noob | August 13, 2006 at 11:28 AM
Wyo, course you never corrected her cuz G.I. Joe was the a$$kickin' manly macho doll, huh?? Ken was just a penisless suntanned metrosexual doll...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 13, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Sioux, you seem to have some unresolved issues...
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 13, 2006 at 11:34 AM
I blame Mattel™
Posted by: Siouxie | August 13, 2006 at 11:45 AM
I hear that Siouxie!
They are responsible for many of the problems in the world today, including global warming, which probably comes from all those little boys fondling their sisters' Barbies and getting all hot and bothered! ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | August 13, 2006 at 11:58 AM
Hmm. She might be taking "supportive" just a bit too far, yes?
Posted by: Bumble | August 13, 2006 at 12:05 PM
my crime spree ended
at eleven-thirty, mom
(wheelman) likes Jay.
Posted by: insomniac | August 13, 2006 at 12:49 PM
maybe she got the idea from the supportive t.p.ing mom.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 13, 2006 at 01:15 PM
Just gotta love those family values.
Posted by: queensbee | August 13, 2006 at 01:29 PM
yeah, huh? didn't say where dad is. I'm guessin' Oxford Prison Camp. *sigh*
Posted by: cyn | August 13, 2006 at 03:55 PM
Reverse evolution in action. Ye gods...
Posted by: marfie | August 13, 2006 at 05:36 PM
Boy, I used to think it was bad that my mom told me to pretend I was under 8 (even though I was 9) so I could get the kid's price at restaurants and movies! I now nominate my mom for sainthood.
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