MEANWHILE, IN NON-ERNESTO FLORIDA NEWS
A man has to stand up for his lawn-mowing skills.
(Thanks to DavCat)
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August 29, 2006
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gosh, and I don't even have a lawn. missin' all the fun.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 29, 2006 at 10:09 PM
In my capacity as a supervisor at work I have frequently threatened to take a sledgehammer to the computers. However, I never thought about taking the bat to the employees. Somehow I was never taught this important negotiation skill.
Posted by: bookworm | August 29, 2006 at 10:13 PM
There's a lawn, lawn trail a windin'.....
Posted by: marfie | August 29, 2006 at 10:16 PM
He broke up the scuffle with a hammer? Yeah, I guess that could work.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | August 29, 2006 at 10:19 PM
Well just think about it...these are boys fighting with boy toys...
If it were women, we'd be swinging our purses at each other and whacking each other with our stilletos...
same thing...different weapons
Posted by: Siouxie | August 29, 2006 at 10:24 PM
Bat, trimmer, and a hammer. In Fruit Cove. Sounds like a typical story from the Brothers Grimm.
Posted by: Poop Dogg | August 29, 2006 at 10:29 PM
I was going to say that I'm surprised that this made the papers in South Florida...
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 29, 2006 at 11:02 PM
No lawyer info?
Mebbe he could call up the ghost of that famous old-west lawman, Bartholemew (Bat) Masterson ...
Nah ... I got nothin' ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 29, 2006 at 11:37 PM
This is precisely why I never lend neighbors any of my tools. I need them on hand in case some sort of altercation breaks out.
Posted by: Malcolm | August 30, 2006 at 01:31 AM
I am trying to picture in my mind, someone defending himself with a weed eater. I wonder if it is the kind that feeds the string automatically?
Posted by: billinbossier | August 30, 2006 at 09:23 AM
Didn't one of Carl Hiaasen's books have a weed trimming whack job as a character?
Maybe it's a Florida thing that I just can't understand?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 30, 2006 at 11:04 AM
Siouxie, you left out the hair-pulling.
Posted by: DimWitte | August 30, 2006 at 01:28 PM