DO NOT TRY THIS WITH EMINEM
How Carly Simon deals with stage fright.
(Thanks to 24-aholic)
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August 30, 2006
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For some reason I doubt this is about stage fright... Own your fetish, Carly!
Posted by: nora | August 30, 2006 at 09:31 AM
I'm speachless, and first.
Posted by: MrBill | August 30, 2006 at 09:31 AM
Ooohh... and First! Somebody give me a spank!
Posted by: nora | August 30, 2006 at 09:31 AM
Nope, only speachless.
Posted by: MrBill | August 30, 2006 at 09:32 AM
"During the spanking, the curtain went up."
Is that a euphamism?
Posted by: slyeyes | August 30, 2006 at 09:33 AM
Carly, we hardly know ye.
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 30, 2006 at 09:35 AM
Yeah, Sly. That, plus "invited the entire horn section to let her have it" had me wondering too.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 09:35 AM
I once tested Carly Simon's pee in a pee lab.
Posted by: Leetie | August 30, 2006 at 09:36 AM
>spanks for everyone<
and of course it was the horn section...
Posted by: russell | August 30, 2006 at 09:37 AM
hmm whatever wets yer whistle....
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 09:39 AM
I'm doing the "I got posted! I got posted!" dance....see, guys, for every 300 items you send in, you just may get 1 posted...
Posted by: 24 | August 30, 2006 at 09:41 AM
Leetie - Yeah, but she was supposed to give the sample willingly.....the way you forced her to pee at knifepoint was just uncalled for...
Posted by: Punkin Pee | August 30, 2006 at 09:44 AM
She finally gave it up when we spanked her. Made it tough to catch the pee though.
BTW I was working in a drug lab at the time. ;)
Posted by: Leetie | August 30, 2006 at 09:47 AM
They only tested her because she ran around screaming she was seeing a giant floating head of a woman outside her window at night, Leetie....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 30, 2006 at 09:48 AM
YAY 24!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 09:49 AM
I thought she didn't have time for the pain?
Posted by: Leetie | August 30, 2006 at 09:49 AM
Michael Jackson started it.
Posted by: artchick | August 30, 2006 at 09:49 AM
Clinton celebration huh? She should have been not just spanked but beaten.
Posted by: fivver | August 30, 2006 at 10:00 AM
Maybe Slick Bill did a little spankin' himself????
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:01 AM
(to the horn section...)
nobody does it better
when i get scared at the show
nobody spanks me half as good as you
make my buttocks glow!
when i get nervous, i require a service
and i'm not picky who does the deed
or else i get cranky, bring on the spanking!
give me what i need!
but nobody does it better
sometimes i wish james taylor had
put down your trumpets , make me your strumpet
tonight i feel so bad!
following smokey, i started to choke, he
is just such a legend to me
when clinton turned fifty, he thought it was nifty
if he bent me cross his knee!
(repeat chorus)
Posted by: insomniac | August 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
Let's all just bow our heads (yours especially, Leetie) in thanks that this was Carly Simon, and not any one of a number of blog bulletinettes.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
wow! way to get excited about a performance, carly.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 10:05 AM
usually when I'm getting spanked, I prefer not to have an audience
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 10:06 AM
This article puts a new twist to Carly's "Haven't got time for the pain" tune. HMmmmmmmm.....
But she does have time for spanking, Clinton, uh celebrations (!!!!), and drug testing. Cool chick.
I nominate Carly for Prison Wardon at Guatanomo when Dave is Prez.
Posted by: Meditrina | August 30, 2006 at 10:07 AM
I thought she didn't have time for the pain?
apparently she has the time (and the room)
Posted by: 24 | August 30, 2006 at 10:07 AM
*Holds up
paddlecigarette lighter for poor Carly. Encore!*Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 10:09 AM
Um...kitten...whatsa matter? Stagefright?
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 10:09 AM
well, good morning, blurk! I'm more of a closet spankee....
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 10:11 AM
*passes on the spankin...thankyouverymucho*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:18 AM
I love that song, insom! Great version!
But I also heard that she's Coming Around Again! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | August 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM
when i read the header, i assumed the link would be about picturing someone in their undies. eminem would be ewwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Also, Congrats to 24!!!
Great story, even though I don't believe one word of it - but still fun! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | August 30, 2006 at 10:40 AM
Sure, Siouixe. Whatever you say.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 10:41 AM
Carly's face was the prototype for the planet of the apes make-up.
Posted by: lance | August 30, 2006 at 10:42 AM
Quite a change from her 'Leave Me Alone' days.
Posted by: fivver | August 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM
no blurk, really :)
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:54 AM
Refer to above post.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 10:56 AM
*wonders why blurk doesn't believe her*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 11:08 AM
"Bongo, Bongo, Bongo" - Preston Epps
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 12:36 PM
is she anywhere near good looking or did she hit the wall pretty hard?
Posted by: Chaz | August 30, 2006 at 12:54 PM
Did no-one else notice this was NOT in tne news of the weird?
Posted by: jec666 | August 30, 2006 at 01:42 PM
uh-oh. Here's guy who needs swift kick in the ass.
Posted by: Poop Dogg | August 30, 2006 at 09:27 PM
She is so hot!
Posted by: King Wingbipeekaboo | August 31, 2006 at 04:46 AM
Well, she is hot on the best-of record of King Wingbipeekaboo's mother's, at least.
Posted by: King Wingbipeekaboo | August 31, 2006 at 04:48 AM