BRAZILIAN ARTIST ENGAGES IN UN-AMERICAN ACTIVITY
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Go Barbie! Get your groove on!
Posted by: Suzy Q | August 30, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Barbie's had a lot of work done for 46, that's all I'm saying.
Posted by: nora | August 30, 2006 at 09:34 AM
...even has a boyfriend
Even as a girl, I knew Barbie was just a front for gay Ken. NTTAWWT
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 09:34 AM
wow - triple with Siouxie and Nora! Girls, should we just open the closet now?
Posted by: kitten | August 30, 2006 at 09:35 AM
The headline read "7 Brazillian soldiers killed in plane crash"
The blonde reading it said "OMG, how many is a brazillian?"
Posted by: Jollymon | August 30, 2006 at 09:37 AM
Man, I wish this were a video interview. I'd love to see someone say "Barbie should be respected" with a straight face.
- Steve (lazycomic.blogspot.com)
Posted by: Stevie D. | August 30, 2006 at 09:40 AM
The Mattel spokesperson apparently spoke with Barbie. NTTATWWT.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | August 30, 2006 at 09:40 AM
Kitten, Although I would have LOVED a triple with you and nora (Nothing wrong with that, of course), I must disappoint you - Suzy is not me...but a perfectly fine blog babe herself! and a fella Miamian!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 09:42 AM
Geeez.....what's the big deal with presenting Barbie as a lesbian? Mattel has been presenting her as a woman for 46 years....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | August 30, 2006 at 09:42 AM
And if Ken is her only other choice, who can blame her?
Posted by: artchick | August 30, 2006 at 09:51 AM
A Mattel spokesdoll reported that a squadron of GI Joes is on the way to Brazil to end this standoff.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 09:55 AM
I personally think she had no choice BUT to become a lesbian. Ken has no d*ck!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 09:56 AM
oh come on, i've never seen flannel clad barbie. she's just experimenting.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
So Barbie is Ken's beard? That's hardly a surprise.
Lesbian Barbie & The Amazing Girls WBAGNFARB, and (help me here, guys) a real turn-on.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
The lesbian show is a hit
But Mattel is in a real snit
Barbie without men?
What’s next, a gay Ken?
Get rid of it! Lickity split!
Posted by: slowlayne | August 30, 2006 at 10:03 AM
Well the show was in a bar, so no little kiddies would have seen it if it hadn't been in the newspaper due to Mattel. Clever!
Posted by: Beppie | August 30, 2006 at 10:05 AM
yep, slow's back!
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 30, 2006 at 10:10 AM
My daughter had about forty Barbies. They were, for some reason, always nude, and they were kept in a toybox together, just thrown in higglety-pigglety. It looked to me like an enormous lesbian orgy (of course I'm twisted that way). My point is, being in a "compromising position" is nothing new for the old gal.
Posted by: mudstuffin, scratching himself at length | August 30, 2006 at 10:17 AM
This is news?!! Hasn't anyone seen the montage of Barbie pics that floated around the net... I have a whole collection of Sorority Sl*t Barbie, Gangsta Barbie, Transgender, etc..... *sighs*
Next.
Maybe the Brazilian should do a Paris show.
Posted by: Meditrina | August 30, 2006 at 10:22 AM
my sister is still finding barbie shoes in the couch, etc., even tho my niece is now 15. but she never found those mini little work boots. hmmm.
Posted by: queensbee | August 30, 2006 at 10:29 AM
I still have nightmares of trying to find those little shoes and matching them! That would frustrate the heck out of me. Of course, my girls didn't CARE as long as the clothes were purty!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:36 AM
((slowlayne))
Stepping on those shoes with barefeet HURTS!!!!
Posted by: slyeyes | August 30, 2006 at 10:41 AM
I think GLAAD should get right on this.
Mattel ™ has a bad attitude.
Also, am I the only one who noticed this story is from Ananova??
Posted by: Eleanor | August 30, 2006 at 10:43 AM
For those who missed what Meditrina was talking about:
Sorority Slut Barbie.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 30, 2006 at 10:45 AM
lickity split? oh my!
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 10:45 AM
What??? No pictures?
Posted by: billinbossier | August 30, 2006 at 10:46 AM
Lesbian Barbie is just fine. Hell, I'd even buy a couple of 'em.
Gay Ken, notsomuch.
Posted by: blurk | August 30, 2006 at 10:46 AM
sly, I was always stepping on those things!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Message to Barbie: you think you've got identity problems!
Posted by: Pluto | August 30, 2006 at 10:47 AM
Thx, Jeff M..
I haven't mastered the linkity link thing like you all. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Meditrina | August 30, 2006 at 10:52 AM
Cue the Boom Schwackets!
(it all happened so fast, but, slowlayne?)
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 30, 2006 at 10:59 AM
My sister collects Barbies. For a while she referred to herself as Migraine Barbie and her errant son GI Jesse. Now he's Pizza Delivery Boy Who Wishes He'd Gone to College but Has No Motivation Jesse. Perfect Daughter Barbie is a senior in college and her husband, Clumsy Ken, has broken his arm. Again.
Posted by: rita | August 30, 2006 at 11:05 AM
THIS JUST IN.....
John Mark Karr has confessed to being with Barbie when she came out of the closet.
All media outlets now claiming they broke the story.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 30, 2006 at 11:16 AM
Lesbian Barbie = lean bi babe, sir
Posted by: Ford79 | August 30, 2006 at 12:15 PM
brasilian bebe
Posted by: Stevie W | August 30, 2006 at 12:31 PM
come on...Barb has had the tendancy for years now
Posted by: Chaz | August 30, 2006 at 12:55 PM
So mattel is homophobic. Should lesbians not be considered respectable? Wait until the Gay police hear of this
Posted by: jec666 | August 30, 2006 at 01:19 PM
"Barbie is exploited by Mattel. She wears a bikini, she shows off her belly, has big bre@sts, and even has a boyfriend," she said.
These are the qualifications to make one a lesbi@n? Then I guess all those gals in the music videos are all lesbi@ns too! As well as most American teenage girls!
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn | August 30, 2006 at 02:22 PM