ATTENTION, GARAGE BANDS
You need a bigger garage.
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...and neighborhood
Posted by: 24 | August 30, 2006 at 10:19 AM
How do you think Mrs. Wyo gets my attention away from the blog?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | August 30, 2006 at 10:21 AM
not to mention new eardrums...
YOWSA!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:21 AM
Calling Carly Simon.....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 10:23 AM
NASA readies it's backup space station communication system.
Posted by: fivver | August 30, 2006 at 10:23 AM
My grandma needs that.
Posted by: Beppie | August 30, 2006 at 10:28 AM
Wyo, I just thought she smacked ya upside the head!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:28 AM
what??? WHAT?? WHAT???? speak up sonny.
Posted by: queensbee | August 30, 2006 at 10:31 AM
And THAT'S only in mono!
"Hear me NOW?"
"Testing, testing. Is this thing on?" - 200 people blown away.
... suppose it's a good thing this wasn't around when they tried to get Noriaga to surrender ...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | August 30, 2006 at 10:32 AM
Actually, I could use one of those when trying to get my teenage girls to DO something...
they can't say they didn't hear me, right?
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:33 AM
(imagining "abba")
the horror.... the horror
Posted by: mudstuffin, applying ointment to the affected area | August 30, 2006 at 10:34 AM
"tired of punk neighborhood kids driving by while you're watching 'Wheel of Fortune' with their car speakers going BUMP BUMP BA-DUMP and rattling your decorative collection of souvenir salt-shakers?
Now, through a deal with HornMassive speakers, GeezerCo offers a set of rotatable speakers that will be the envy of several generations!
Next time those whippersnappers roll on by, crank these mothers up and let the sweet, sweet, sounds of Mozart liquefy their brains, you're immune having some musical taste (or just turn your hearing aid off)
(Or for persistent offenders, use Manilow. However field tests reveal that then nothing will ever grow again if you do.)
Posted by: insomniac | August 30, 2006 at 10:35 AM
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Posted by: insomniac | August 30, 2006 at 10:36 AM
Mud, are you in need of some sort of federal assistance?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 30, 2006 at 10:36 AM
*snork* @ insom
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM
It functions as a mobile audio input station whereby people can plug-in in order to project "content" a distance of 1 km, designed to be the ultimate monophonic sound projector intended to catalyze social activities in multiple settings.
Huh?
Posted by: fivver | August 30, 2006 at 10:39 AM
damn. that is all.
Posted by: crossgirl | August 30, 2006 at 10:41 AM
insom - the problem is some slack-jawed teenager will mount a pair of these on his car before you can ever nuke him with your stationary home unit.
Posted by: pogo | August 30, 2006 at 10:42 AM
fivver, I think that means that it'll blow out your eardrums when played from the general vecinity of Pluto (the recently downgraded planet), therefore ruining your tailgate party...or something like that.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 30, 2006 at 10:52 AM
i swear i lost my hearing while looking at the pic... and someone somewhere is definitely gonna jack it up til it blows the planet away
Posted by: pepe | August 30, 2006 at 11:36 AM
I would use it to play Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries at the teenage hoodlums... and pogo, I think we're safe -- one of these would never fit onto a Honda Civic, which seems to be the vehicle of choice for said punks.
Posted by: Clean Hands | August 30, 2006 at 11:43 AM
Fivver:
Don't you love the little irony-quotes around "content." They were too polite to say "noise."
Of course, I've long since wanted to install a locomotive horn on my car, since my Toyota's existing horn only creates an anemic quack. The dying-duck horn isn't a very effective accompaniment to the 1-finger salute to the clown that just cut you off, you know...
Posted by: will | August 30, 2006 at 11:57 AM
oh man - i've been lookin for somethin to add a little more bass to the stereo in my truck - course, that thing ain't gonna fit in the cab, but if i put it in the box and aim it at the back of the cab...
Posted by: TCK | August 30, 2006 at 12:13 PM
If it's too loud, you're too old.
Posted by: jec666 | August 30, 2006 at 01:23 PM
For those occasions when you just need a really big horn. *shrug*
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | August 30, 2006 at 08:29 PM