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KEWL!!!
Toilet Racers are guaranteed to provide plenty of fun and will keep the crowd entertained for hours!
and in case you need to GO...
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 12:59 PM
and first!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Ready to 'go' while on the go?
Posted by: Mrs.Wheezer | August 31, 2006 at 12:59 PM
*simul with self*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:00 PM
I thought they built their own loo-ge racers - not the same if they just rented them. Kids these days are so uncreative
Posted by: kitten | August 31, 2006 at 01:02 PM
Don't squeeze the freshman.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 01:04 PM
"The most exciting thing for me will be racing on crappers!"
HAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: DavetheRed in the stench of smoke | August 31, 2006 at 01:06 PM
Available options:
Magazine rack
Air freshener
DVD player
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 01:08 PM
Would it be an unfair advantage if you have the runs?
Posted by: slyeyes | August 31, 2006 at 01:10 PM
Extra-big roll dispenser
I-Pod
Kareoke
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:11 PM
Officials will be testing for the presence of illegal laxatives.
Posted by: Kilmeny | August 31, 2006 at 01:11 PM
"Says sophomore Barclay Richey, "The turns are the most thrilling when you try to pass someone.""
I've passed some pretty big solids before, but...wow.
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 31, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Go Granny, go Granny, go Granny go.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 01:14 PM
I hope ya'll don't mind me joining in like this. Is a simul-post with a seasoned veteran rude? Is there any sort of initiation I need to go through? I'm not above girding and hunkering... but only during my lunch hour.
Posted by: Mrs.Wheezer | August 31, 2006 at 01:14 PM
"Always a blast"..."explosive entertainment"
HAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 31, 2006 at 01:15 PM
I mis-read the ad...I thought it was "fully STUFFED" or "unstuffed". UGH!!!!!
But that does look like way to much fun. We should organize a Blog event. But, I'm afraid we will have to ban O the U's monstrosity of a toilet as he will have an unfair advantage.
Posted by: casey | August 31, 2006 at 01:15 PM
Welcome,Mrs.Wheezer!!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:18 PM
Hey, that item is a classic ... a collector's item ... I only take it for liesurely drives on Sunday afternoons ... no racin' allowed ... (unless I OD'ed on the broccoli & chili ... then I race to the bathroom ...)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 31, 2006 at 01:20 PM
"...other activities held in the Benes Rooms in the Hamilton-Williams Campus Center included posing for caricaturist Jodie Fleming and for rearview portraits by Dave Schwan."
Rearview portraits? Sounds worth looking into.
Posted by: stevie w | August 31, 2006 at 01:21 PM
Yeah, welcome, Mrs. Wheezer ... is there a Mr. W?
Merely consider your simul as a bonus part of the initiation rite ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 31, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Thanks for the welcome! Why yes, there is a Mr. W. and two Wheezerlings (females of the female variety, heaven help Mr. W.).
Posted by: Mrs.Wheezer | August 31, 2006 at 01:28 PM
Suggested name for a toilet race: The Head Rush
Posted by: Ford79 | August 31, 2006 at 01:30 PM
This must be the hershey highway i've heard so much about....
Posted by: DavetheRed in the stench of smoke | August 31, 2006 at 01:31 PM
Hi bloglits....and welcome to Mrs Wheezer
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 31, 2006 at 01:32 PM
My racer this year is called "Who Flung Poo?"....
I crashed "The Poo Poo Platter" last year, causing some mental trauma...I think you all saw the commercial for Talladega nights where Will Farrel is running aroun din his undies thinking he is on fire...that is based on MY accident..so cheer me on this year...
Posted by: Chaz | August 31, 2006 at 01:35 PM
How about a Super Bowl Party at Dave's?
Posted by: Meditrina | August 31, 2006 at 01:35 PM
Mrs. Wheezer, welcome to the Wonderful World of Wackiness.
Posted by: blurk | August 31, 2006 at 01:36 PM
**Puts on his nascar hat and cheers for chaz...
Posted by: DavetheRed in the stench of smoke | August 31, 2006 at 01:36 PM
DtR - Hershey Hiway - ha ha ha
Mrs Wheez - by any chance did the Mr used to post a lot alsewhere?
Posted by: stevie w | August 31, 2006 at 01:36 PM
Hey Jazzzz!!
Chaz, I'll be rootin' for ya! *takes out her pom poms*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:39 PM
Where's mud? You just know he'll provide the jet propulsion. Let's see if that baby stays at 6 mph then!
Posted by: blurk | August 31, 2006 at 01:40 PM
When the Beach Boys sang about 409, I thought they meant their racer, not what they used to clean it.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 01:41 PM
Please nobody even joke about "Little Deuce Coop."
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 01:42 PM
and now that he's got snakes crawlin' up his arse...additional winding action.
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:43 PM
think their theme song is AC/DC's "Highway to Smell"?
Posted by: kitten | August 31, 2006 at 01:46 PM
Will the race be officiated by The Tidy Bowl Man?
What color are your pompoms, siouxie?
Posted by: Meditrina | August 31, 2006 at 01:47 PM
thanks for the earworm though, stevie...sheesh
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:47 PM
Wonder if they leave skid marks?
Posted by: blurk | August 31, 2006 at 01:49 PM
Med - they're baby blue and white (at least they used to be back in gradeschool when I was a cheerleader). I'd probably get Dolphins or Marlins colors now!
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 01:52 PM
I bet those babies can really lay some black marks!
Posted by: Mr.Fisher | August 31, 2006 at 01:53 PM
....hilarious laughter you will break into as you race
yeah. hilarious laughter. what is the other kind of laughter? thank you from the department of redundancy department.
and this whole thread is making me break out into hilarious laughter.
i hope the winners just wipe out their opponents...
Posted by: queensbee | August 31, 2006 at 01:54 PM
Do pit stops include burrito ingestion?
Posted by: blurk | August 31, 2006 at 01:55 PM
She packed my goggles and gloveslast night
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I’m gonna be high as a kite by then
I love the smell of rubber, this is the life
It’s lonely in first place
On such a timeless race
And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I’m a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse out here alone
th track ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it’s loud as hell
And there’s no one there to raise them if you did
this low-flow science I don’t understand
It’s just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man
Posted by: mudstuffin | August 31, 2006 at 01:57 PM
"Day on the JAY" was sponsored by the Student Involvement Office, which recently changed its name from Student Activities..........The Student Involvement Office helps students become involved in the campus, not just provide activities."
Um, what's the difference?
Posted by: RVGal | August 31, 2006 at 01:58 PM
If this were in Calif the vehicles would have to pass an emissons test before they could be operated.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 02:04 PM
I usually get about 15 mpb (miles per burrito), but I get a 10% boost if I use hot salsa as a fuel additive.
Posted by: Stevie W | August 31, 2006 at 02:06 PM
"Son, do you know how fast you were going back there?"
"But ocifer, I had chili with beans for lunch"
Posted by: Jazzzz | August 31, 2006 at 02:06 PM
I can just hear the race announcer, "Its a sad day here at the Toilet Bowl 500, vehicle #2 just crapped out in the corner,...."
Posted by: DavetheRed in the stench of smoke | August 31, 2006 at 02:06 PM
good one, mud!
*lights up her cell phone*
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 02:07 PM
"Well it's pretty slippery conditions today at the KY Jelly 200"
Posted by: blurk | August 31, 2006 at 02:09 PM
*snorks* all around guys...
lol
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 02:09 PM
Only rentals? why don't they market these things? I could use one to commute... I have one dang steep hill to climb, so I cannot walk back from work, but riding my toilet up the hill would be priceless...
Posted by: Kathybear | August 31, 2006 at 02:12 PM
uh...was gonna say 'Thanks, blurk' but I think you slipped... :P
Posted by: Siouxie | August 31, 2006 at 02:20 PM
This is even better than a hybrid..
WHO RULES THE COMMUTE TO BARTERTOWN?!?!?!
Posted by: otis wildflower | August 31, 2006 at 02:23 PM
I love the name, "Head Rush."
If they have this kind of a race in the UK they probably call it the Bog Roll.
Mare
kinda disappointed to see that the toilets are fake...
Posted by: Mare Imbrium | August 31, 2006 at 02:48 PM
If you look a little further in the Primetime rental website http://www.primetimeinteractive.com/foam_dance_pit.htm
you'll find that they also rent foam dance pits. Now that would make quite a party...speeding toilets and a foam dance pit "the latest craze in interactive fun, overflowing with flesh and foam"
Posted by: helio | August 31, 2006 at 02:58 PM
"How'd you get in to the Tampax 200.
I pulled some strings."
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 31, 2006 at 04:38 PM
With thanks to Larry the Cable Guy
Git R Done!!!
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | August 31, 2006 at 04:39 PM
Here's the number 43 Stayfree Mini Pad car.
Posted by: blurk | August 31, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Thanks for the Elton John earwig. :)
Man I apparently went to college too long ago, we never got to do fun stuff like this!! LOL
Posted by: kittypaws | August 31, 2006 at 07:32 PM
Oh, you guys!
This whole (!) thread sorta gives new meanin' to an old (geezer-type) exclamation still used in some instances ...
i.e.: Craphouse Mouse!
Well, mebbe it's funnier if y'all were there in person ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | August 31, 2006 at 10:57 PM