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THIS is the GrossMeOut Headline of the Day so far, at least for those of us who are men. Please note that the doctor in this situation is NOT someone you want to be angry with you.
(Thanks to the steely Drew Harchick)
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THIS is the GrossMeOut Headline of the Day so far, at least for those of us who are men. Please note that the doctor in this situation is NOT someone you want to be angry with you.
(Thanks to the steely Drew Harchick)
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"Nice haircut - whaddidja lose a bet?"
"Um, well....yeah, but not for the haircut" *lowers pants*
"GEEEEEEEZUS!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 24, 2006 at 11:27 AM
wow - another case of - you guess it:
Morons in the news...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2006 at 11:28 AM
But he won the bet!
Penis Trauma - NOT AGNFARB in this house.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2006 at 11:29 AM
Quoting Christobol: ".. and then there's that whole penis thing .."
Posted by: MOTW | July 24, 2006 at 11:30 AM
exactly how DRUNK would you have to be to do that??
and STUPID I might add.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2006 at 11:30 AM
I have heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but never cutting off your schwantz to spite your friend and for the low, low price of 1000 lats. Can I say schwantz?
Posted by: Crabby Appleton | July 24, 2006 at 11:31 AM
Re: The ever-gorgeous Susy,
For most of male type men of the guy gender, there ain't enough alcohol in the world!!!!!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 24, 2006 at 11:32 AM
Apparently so.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2006 at 11:33 AM
I always knew men were cheap.
Posted by: Kilmeny | July 24, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Sounds like we need a new label, in Latvian, to go with these.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2006 at 11:34 AM
How did the doctor stop laughing long enough to do the procedure?
This guy doesn't deserve his if he holds it in such low regard! Of course, if it wasn't re-attached, he wouldn't be able to hold it at all..
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM
" It would take about half a year to be sure that the man's penis was functioning properly."
poor reporting. they don't say how long before his brain functions properly.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM
Did he think he could just grow a new one? Was it something he thought was a "discretionary" body part? Hadn't he ever USED it?
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 24, 2006 at 11:40 AM
I'm with Jeff: At least he won the bet.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 24, 2006 at 11:43 AM
"It would take about half a year to be sure that the man's penis was functioning properly."
How will they determine whether it does or not? He's not likely to be getting many dates.
Posted by: Bumble | July 24, 2006 at 11:50 AM
what about that Bobbitt guy after Lorena did the snip snip on da tip?? it werked but curved to the side (or so I heard)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2006 at 11:59 AM
not only schvantz, but schvantz-shtucker also. well, maybe he can only use it now to make weewee, rather than to create more bozos like himself. oh, and ewwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: queensbee | July 24, 2006 at 12:02 PM
Half a year to see if it's functioning properly my foot. Most men wouldn't wait half an hour! I had a guy in the Emergency Room whose wife had scratched his but almost severed an artery in his arm. Guess which one he was the most worried about?????
Posted by: northcarolinanurse | July 24, 2006 at 12:09 PM
NO NO WAIT!!!! I bet you you wouldn't remove your Socks. SOCKS!!!! You idiot, get the hell in the car.
Posted by: AhFongu | July 24, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Latvians, why'd it have to be Latvians?
Posted by: Kathybear | July 24, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Does his winnings ($2,360) cover the cost of the operation to sew his organ back on?
Maybe the doctors should have just removed his brain stem instead- probably a cheaper operation since his brain stem is most likely much smaller than his stump.
Posted by: catharine | July 24, 2006 at 12:15 PM
This guy doesn't deserve his if he holds it in such low regard! Of course, if it wasn't re-attached, he wouldn't be able to hold it at all..
Not necesarily, 24-aholic. As long as he didn't forget the plastic bag in the bar...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2006 at 12:24 PM
oh and blurker - thanks for the "gorgeous" title *adjusts yer glasses a bit* ok ok a LOT!
Posted by: SusyNameUnderConstructionCruz | July 24, 2006 at 12:26 PM
They should have just left it off. Obviously this man should never reproduce.
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 24, 2006 at 12:27 PM
Talk about adding insult to injury...having a severed penis reattached by a microsurgeon....
Posted by: Ford79 | July 24, 2006 at 12:39 PM
Echoed my thought process entirely Ford79, how embarrasing a microsurgeon...
Posted by: vanityball | July 24, 2006 at 12:51 PM
poor reporting...sure he won the bet, but did the loser pay up? And just which one is the loser here?
Posted by: me | July 24, 2006 at 12:51 PM
I blew out my knee about 18 months ago. The physical therapy post-ACL surgery took about 6 months. And it was brutal.
What kind of physical therapy do you have to do for this sort of thing?
Posted by: Sallyacious | July 24, 2006 at 01:01 PM
Hold my beer. I can do this.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 24, 2006 at 01:04 PM
Sally - pull ups? Lifting his dumbells?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 24, 2006 at 01:13 PM
"it will take 6 months to determine if his p*n*s is functioning properly"
on the other hand, he'll start thinking with it almost immediately...
Posted by: insomniac | July 24, 2006 at 01:24 PM
While heavily under the influence of alcohol, the 30-year-old made a bet with his friend for 1000 lats ($2360) that he would cut off his penis, according to a Latvian public television report.
The first question I had: The "lat" is worth more than the U.S. dollar????
Posted by: Bill | July 24, 2006 at 01:33 PM
I wish to point out to PBS that Latvian public television is WAY ahead of them on severed penis stories.
Posted by: Betsy | July 24, 2006 at 03:53 PM
Lats ...
50 Abs = 1 Delt
50 Delts = 1 Pec
50 Pecs = 1 Lats
50 Lats = 1 Gluteus Maximus ... which this guy really is ... so, how much is one @ss worth, in USD?
and I can't believe that no specific mention wuz made of the Darwin Awards ... alluded to, but not cited ... somebuddy should send this to the Darwin folks ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 24, 2006 at 09:41 PM
Consider it received.
If they haven't reattached a penis before it's an obvious giant leap forward for Latvian surgery.
Posted by: Wicking | July 25, 2006 at 03:07 AM
The first question I had: The "lat" is worth more than the U.S. dollar????
Posted by: Bill | 01:33 PM on July 24, 2006
Me, too. Just more evidence that Bush is doing more harm, internationally, than the American people know.
Posted by: Sondra | July 26, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Dammit!
Now I'm behind on the bet!
I thought sure when I convinced Cheney to lop his off in exchange for a shot at two retarded pen raised slugs (he got one) that I had it sewn up.
But the damned things set me back 1004 lats.
Posted by: Christobol | July 26, 2006 at 09:23 PM