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July 28, 2006

UPDATE

Still only $10.

Posted by on July 28, 2006 at 01:04 PM |

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First to say, I'm not gonna look.

Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2006 at 01:06 PM

AAAAHHHHHHH! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!!!!

Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 01:07 PM

Just what I have waiting for!

Posted by: Bill in Bossier | July 28, 2006 at 01:07 PM

Ha ha - didn't fall for it....

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:07 PM

Alas, I'm in the market for a 2003 calendar. So close.

Posted by: KOW | July 28, 2006 at 01:09 PM

That's like, so two years ago..

Posted by: Sean | July 28, 2006 at 01:09 PM

Mary! Hide the kids! (Shame on you, Dave!)

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 01:11 PM

I CANNOT believe I just fell for that!!

Dave, when you get to Montana, you're in trouble.
Oh wait...you're not coming to Montana.
Well, if you did you'd have been in trouble.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 01:16 PM

Ha! Finally, after gettin burned like 10 times, I did not fall for it this time

wait - it is the old BM calendar, isn't it?

somebody please tell me - otherwise i'm gonna hafta click on the link to make sure

Posted by: TCK | July 28, 2006 at 01:19 PM

Why, no, TCK, it's not

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:21 PM

10 bucks, eh? Wow, you can't beat that with a stick!

This on the other hand, might benefit from some baseball bat therapy.

Posted by: Straw | July 28, 2006 at 01:24 PM

I dont know which is more repulsive, the calendar or that statue....oh, wait...its the soy article

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 01:25 PM

Save your money for this instead.

Posted by: CJrun | July 28, 2006 at 01:28 PM

Meanie, you're wrong. This is exactly the kind of post my children love. It makes them laugh and laugh because they know that, in 1980, their mother actually took the train to Chicago to see Barry live and in concert. She has since seen the error of her ways.

Posted by: mary the blogkids mom | July 28, 2006 at 01:30 PM

Oh, Mary...Mary...Mary. Hypnosis or anti-psychotic drugs?

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:31 PM

first the hair soy sauce...now THIS??? could we have gotten a warning at LEAST????

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:31 PM

I cant believe his market presence commands an increase to $15 for his calendar...should he be paying us?

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 01:32 PM

JESUS CHRIST CJrun!!! am I that gullible??? acck!

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:32 PM

*stunned and emotionally scarred*

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 28, 2006 at 01:36 PM

c'mon dave. you gots to do better than this. neener, neener, i didnt look.

Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2006 at 01:36 PM

'parently so, Siouxie.

Even I only fell for the first one.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 01:38 PM

24, Sadly, I had all his albums, too, which I played in my dorm room until my roommate one day suggested that this might no longer be a good idea. She left college after that year.

*Slinks quickly away, believing she has explained why heretofore she has been a silent participant in this blog.*

Posted by: mary the blogkids mom | July 28, 2006 at 01:38 PM

inexplicable
mud hit the hard stuff it's true
but that was last night

cloudy weather sucks
mud longs for a barbecue,
bees, dog poop and sweat

mud still sharp enough
to miss the schnozz calendar
fight! Kikkoman, fight!

Posted by: mudstuffin | July 28, 2006 at 01:43 PM

Mary, only because you seem to be very nice and your children are adorable, we will be kind to you. But if we at the blog find out that you have dusted off those albums, we cannot be responsible for our comments.

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:43 PM

I blamed drugs, mary

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:48 PM

24, No worries. Frank the blogkids dad took care of the albums many, many years ago. It was Tough Love on his part.

Posted by: mary the blogkids mom | July 28, 2006 at 01:50 PM

I'm savin' my $15 for thiscalendar.

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 28, 2006 at 01:53 PM

Mary, Mr. 24 makes me listen to Kris Kristofferson!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:53 PM

Can we get Frank to "take care of" BM????

*tosses in $50 to the "hit" fund*

Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 01:55 PM

I'm afraid to look, Wyo....ya know fool me once...twice...

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 02:01 PM

Didn't get me, either! I am WAY too smart to fall for that again and again and again and again. Well, this time at least.

Posted by: Suzy Q | July 28, 2006 at 02:02 PM

whewwww...cow abductions I can handle...
yeah I checked

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 02:05 PM

har har, i was brave enough to try cowboy's link, although not foolish enough to go for dave's! that calendar looks like it should have gary larsons name on the bottom corner, cowboy.

Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2006 at 02:05 PM

out here, we got a different set o' priorities. Ain't got time for MOOOsicians.

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 28, 2006 at 02:10 PM

apparantly work is low on that priority list!

Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2006 at 02:16 PM

*snork at Wyo's calendar*

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 02:17 PM

Well, then.

Mary's Kids, hide your Mom!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 02:18 PM

crossgirl, have you been talkin' to Mrs. Cowperson?

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 28, 2006 at 02:20 PM

Remember to repeat, You are not a rat.
http://www.sixwise.com/newsletters/06/05/21/how_stores_are_secretly_using_barry_manilow_to_rob_you.htm

Posted by: woogienthecat | July 28, 2006 at 02:24 PM

Siouxie,

Haven't you been keeping up? We don't blame drugs anymore. Nowdays it's all due to Global Warming.

Posted by: KCSteve | July 28, 2006 at 02:26 PM

Found an even better site. Hope you all love this....
http://www.knight-foundation.com/

Posted by: woogienthecat | July 28, 2006 at 02:30 PM

why, woogie? Just, why?

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 02:33 PM

just when you thought it was safe to go back into the blog.

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 28, 2006 at 02:33 PM

*adds woogie to list*

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 02:34 PM

what happened to the "Not Appropriate for work" warnings ....actually, that should be titled "NOT APPROPIRATE FOR ANYWHERE"

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 02:34 PM

Hey, I bought one. I think it can be used again in 2011. Think about how much BM calendars will cost then. Am I smart or what? *don't answer that*

Posted by: angstly yours | July 28, 2006 at 02:38 PM

FOOLED AGAIN!!! dangit

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 02:40 PM

24-aholic, I just couldn't resist the Hoff. Something about him just called me too him. However, I found one more site. But I'm not sure it's appropriate for anyone's eyes.http://nosheep.net/story/2006-worlds-ugliest-dog-contest/ (View at your own risk!) Thank god it's Friday.

Posted by: Woogienthecat | July 28, 2006 at 02:41 PM

*Expands never-return vow to second thread*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 02:42 PM

this is what happens when Manilow and Brokeback Mtn. collide. NTTAWWT
Caution
(no pictures)
Brokebacabana

Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 28, 2006 at 02:44 PM

that pug is not ugly

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 02:46 PM

Mary, don't worry. My mom still has all her albums, and buys new ones! Aack! Although a Christmas album is a Christmas album, it doesn't make a whole lot of difference who's album it is.

Posted by: Sarah J | July 28, 2006 at 03:01 PM

Oh Sarah J, Sarah J. Let me splain it to ya.
"A Garth Brooks Christmas": A nice mix of soothing and upbeat songs that get the family singing together.

"A Barry Manilow Christman": Blood shootin' out of your ears like a pig that's just been stuck with a Bowie knife.

See?

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:08 PM

well, that's a little more graphic than most people would describe - but accurate nonetheless

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:10 PM

And change that "n" to an "s"

*mumbling stupid n*

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:11 PM

Barry Masilow?

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:21 PM

Snork at Meanie - I'm just drain bamaged enough today that Masilow put me over the edge.

Posted by: sthnbelle | July 28, 2006 at 03:24 PM

Hey - was Dave there?

"It is that time of year again, time for the 2006 Sonoma-Marin Fair World’s Ugliest Dog Contest in Petaluma, CA"

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:26 PM

Not "Masilow", Meanie. "Lowassman"

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:30 PM

He'd be a great judge too... post the pics here and we'd all get to vote.

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:31 PM

Hey, judi - did you ever define the new acronym you had in the child infested thread?

DNOIYAAYC (ADRAFTPE!)

I've got Do Not Open If You Are Around Your Children, but I'm stumped on the rest!

Posted by: sthnbelle | July 28, 2006 at 03:35 PM

""A Garth Brooks Christmas": A nice mix of soothing and upbeat songs that get the family singing together."

Oh, hahahaHAHAHAHAH HA HA (hack) * (cough) HAHAHAHA!

Hoo boy! (Wipes tear)ah haha ha, Oh gosh. Whew!

Man! That's funny!

My wife listens to Amy Grant's Christmas CD and the family's reaction is to flee, bitch, make sarcastic remarks, or sing along, substituting potty mouth lyrics for the real ones. Or, all the above.

Posted by: mudstuffin | July 28, 2006 at 03:40 PM

Oh, that's the family as is ME and the kids.

Posted by: mudstuffin | July 28, 2006 at 03:42 PM

See, mud? Either way ya get great entertainment.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:42 PM

what about Kenny*BARF*G???

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 04:01 PM

This is what you need at Christmas, not Garth.

Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | July 28, 2006 at 04:14 PM

DNOIYAAYC (ADRAFTPE!)

I've got Do Not Open If You Are Around Your Children, but I'm stumped on the rest!

Posted by: sthnbelle | 03:35 PM on July 28, 2006

Hm, I thought it was Do Not Open If You Are A Young Child, but couldn't get anywhere on the parenthetical either.

judi! The people want to know!

Posted by: KDF | July 28, 2006 at 04:20 PM

*****DNOIYAAYC*****


Wow - I couldn't possibly be right with "and do not repeat a f*****g posted either" could I? Cuz that's not kid-friendly at all!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:23 PM

opps...meant to add "think" - got a little hot and bothered writing that word!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:26 PM

KDF, I am sure that DNOIYAAYC can't stand for Do Not Open if You are a Young Child. I can't speak for everyone else, but usually that just means that they should open it.

Posted by: vanityball | July 28, 2006 at 04:27 PM

Oh, my, "thing", not think

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:27 PM

The stuff I want my kids to stay out of on the computer is in a folder called Long Division Problems

They don't go anywhere near it.

Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | July 28, 2006 at 04:30 PM

It's OK, 24. Calm down and take your pill.

There we go. Isn't that better?

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 04:32 PM

Sorry, I am all better now

***pats hair down and straightens blouse***

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:33 PM

is the blog broken again?

or is Judi still in the corner with that Tequila bottle?

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 04:36 PM

I'm thinkin' Tequila.

Or Mary Sharpied everything out.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 04:38 PM

*looks aroung corner she's sitting in*

Nope, judi's not here! But, I've still got the tequila!

Posted by: Suzy Q | July 28, 2006 at 04:39 PM

***straightens 24s hair and pats down her blouse***

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 04:40 PM

Man, I'm getting in on this! (Starts patting down blouses at random)

Posted by: mudstuffin | July 28, 2006 at 04:54 PM

If anyone's gonna be doin' any pat downs it's us professionals!!!

Now 'scuse me, mud, I got work to do.

Who's next?

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 04:56 PM

geez...this is what I come home to???

ociffer blurk??? whatcha doin NOW???

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 05:09 PM

*snorks* @ OBoB.

Wyo, I'm just skeered to know what sorta keywords you keep handy for searches. Cow Abductions, makes sense. But, Brokeback Manilow?

Posted by: CJrun | July 28, 2006 at 05:39 PM

Is anyone besides me fearful of the 2017 Barry Manilow calander? In 2019, you know Dave will be making Still $10 posts, and there will be Barry Manilow, except 11 years older. Just thinking about it gives me the shivers...

I'm so very cold

Posted by: Matt Morrison | July 28, 2006 at 05:53 PM

I meant BM isn't that much different than the Perry Como, Donny Osmond, Andy Willaims, etc Christmas CDs/records that are also in her collection.

Posted by: Sarah J | July 28, 2006 at 07:24 PM

*zips in*

I agree with everything EXCEPT Kris Kristofferson!!!
Puh-leeze!!

Me and Bobby McGee
Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down

Posted by: Eleanor | July 28, 2006 at 09:12 PM

YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!

Posted by: Janaroozie | July 28, 2006 at 09:56 PM

I'm glad I don't have to go searching for the Manilow calendar price updates. Nice to see the blog on top of this breaking story....

Posted by: Higgy | July 29, 2006 at 06:59 PM

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