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i was wondering if you were a reputable web site , but since you did not return my request, i feel that you are not. you publish a blog from a guy that wants to shoot me. this will be forwarded to the proper authorties.
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WTFBBQ?!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2006 at 11:32 AM
the proper authorities? of a humor blog? is dave about to reported to calvin and hobbes? or dilbert?
Posted by: wolfie | July 24, 2006 at 11:33 AM
Maybe Cathy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 24, 2006 at 11:35 AM
Dave doesn't have the TIME to go shooting people. StrumpetFest 2006 is going on! That's much more important.
judi, you guys sure get some interesting email. ;)
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 24, 2006 at 11:35 AM
No worries, Dave - this person sounds completely sane.
"this will be forwarded to the proper authorties."
because the real authorities just can't get the job done, apparently.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 24, 2006 at 11:36 AM
who does Dave wanna shoot?? does he need help? :)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2006 at 11:36 AM
Let me just say that if I EVER find out this blog is reputable I will never post again.
Oh, and I may shoot someone.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 24, 2006 at 11:36 AM
maybe he's confusing dave with jack.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 24, 2006 at 11:37 AM
It wasn't Dave! It was his android.
Posted by: kj | July 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM
I think Ridley needs a rest.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 24, 2006 at 11:39 AM
Were you not being COURTEOUS again, Judi????
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 24, 2006 at 11:41 AM
Jeez, judi, send this guy his tattoo already!
Posted by: Cheryl | July 24, 2006 at 11:42 AM
wooo hooo blurker! simulpost!
and @snork at ya
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2006 at 11:42 AM
make that snork @ ya!
stoopid me
Posted by: Siouxie | July 24, 2006 at 11:43 AM
Hmmm.
Main Entry: rep·u·ta·ble
Pronunciation: 're-py&-t&-b&l
Function: adjective
1 : enjoying good repute : held in esteem
2 : employed widely or sanctioned by good writers
Main Entry: 2repute
Function: noun
1 : the character or status commonly ascribed to one : REPUTATION
2 : the state of being favorably known, spoken of, or esteemed
Posted by: Lardog88 | July 24, 2006 at 11:46 AM
Dave,
I heard that you are in flank position 2. Since you're strumpeting near CTU headquarters and we are not busy filming the next season yet, would you like me to shoot someone in the thigh for you?
Your most ardent fan,
Jack
Posted by: Jack Bauer | July 24, 2006 at 11:47 AM
AAAHHHHH!!!! A simul and a snork from Susy. I need a smoke and a nap.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 24, 2006 at 11:47 AM
Snork @ wolfie...Meanie...Cheryl.
Oh, heck, snork @ everybody!
Posted by: mama723 | July 24, 2006 at 11:50 AM
I notice the glaring lack of capital letters in this post... judi??? Fess up girl!
Posted by: CoastRaven | July 24, 2006 at 11:51 AM
Hey, take the computer away from the squirrel.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | July 24, 2006 at 11:52 AM
If wanting to shoot somebody is a crime, then I need to be reported STAT.
Also, this reminds me of the story where Ridley says to Dave, "I never want to be *that* famous."
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 24, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Maybe I should fly out to CA and volunteer to be Dave and Ridley's bodyguard. I'll prowl around the book signings with my yarn needles and crochet hook and poke suspicious people in the eyes.
Posted by: Bumble | July 24, 2006 at 11:56 AM
It's all good fun until someone gets shot in the thigh.
Posted by: Jeannie | July 24, 2006 at 11:59 AM
SKIFOO is this you?
Posted by: peoriagrace | July 24, 2006 at 12:00 PM
I had a sudden image of Ving Rhames in Mission Impossible, pouting because he likes being disreputable. Maybe this guy thinks Dave is Ving Rhames.
Posted by: Straw | July 24, 2006 at 12:02 PM
maybe this guy lost his tin-foil hat as he beamed up from the planet vorpon or something. or maybe it was dick cheney.
Posted by: queensbee | July 24, 2006 at 12:05 PM
of course this a disreputable "website" - that's why we're all here!
Posted by: OkieDokie | July 24, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Just a guess - maybe it's Greg Call... :-)
Posted by: Kathybear | July 24, 2006 at 12:14 PM
Maybe its just me, but if someone is threatening to shoot me I rarely e-mail them to find out if they're blog is reputable before calling the 'authorties'.
Dave, why are you threatening to shoot him? Is he an up and coming humour columnist whom you are barricading in the barn? Or something like that...
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 24, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Barry Manilow is mad a hell and he is not taking it anymore!
Posted by: ncc1701 | July 24, 2006 at 12:22 PM
Whoops. Please correct "they're" to "their" in above post. Possibly also "barricading" but I am far too lazy to spell check.
Posted by: Somewhere North | July 24, 2006 at 12:23 PM
as hell that is.
Posted by: ncc1701 | July 24, 2006 at 12:24 PM
but since you did not return my request,
Return my request? Is that like returning someone's affections? Or was the writer asking Dave to leave him/her/it alone and hoping to hear the same back? Like John Cusack's stalker filing a restraining order against him?
Posted by: Sallyacious | July 24, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Don't worry, Dave. We will all set up a perimeter around you that the "proper authorities" will never penetrate. (I don't this guy's ever penetrated anyting either).
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 24, 2006 at 12:59 PM
That's what Dave gets for blocking the barn door.
Posted by: will | July 24, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Blurker usually always has me at first Snork. and then snork at OkieD.
This just reminds me of Cartman from South Park. We must all "Respect the Proper Authoritaes!" or the way this person spells it authorties.
Posted by: vanityball | July 24, 2006 at 01:04 PM
Who'd ever have even imagined that this blog attracts people with warped minds - sheesh! :)
Signed,
Happy to be normal.
Posted by: Eleanor | July 24, 2006 at 01:10 PM
Judi - you need to check the lock on the blog door, there are scary folks trying to get in. Is it a full moon?
Posted by: Baltimore Kat | July 24, 2006 at 01:22 PM
El ~ Uh....*thinks twice - values life*....nevermind.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 24, 2006 at 01:45 PM
prob. from the nat'l low-flow toilet assoc...... (NALOFLOTA)
Posted by: russell | July 24, 2006 at 02:01 PM
I blame Mark Urban sprawl.
Posted by: CJrun | July 24, 2006 at 02:52 PM
Is it from Bill O'Reilly?
Posted by: Kevin in Jacksonville | July 24, 2006 at 02:53 PM
Huh? Dave published a blog from someone who wants to shoot WHOM?
And where do I sign up?
Posted by: Betsy | July 24, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Chauncey Gardner LIVES!
Posted by: CRex | July 24, 2006 at 05:57 PM
Come on, you guys, he/she really MEANT authorties... you know... people with ties to the author. It all reeks of the Mafia if you ask me. :)
Posted by: Syerra | July 24, 2006 at 06:45 PM
There IS way too disreputability on this blog. It's got snakes, squirrels, Twitney updates, the nationwide strumpeting by pirate authors, oosiks, and far too many uses of the word booger.
Booger! The blog police will meet Dave at the airport.
Posted by: Philintexas | July 24, 2006 at 07:39 PM
Dave, I will continue to dump love notes embedded in bags of screwdrivers over your fence until you meet my demands. Why did you get that restraining order put on me?
. . . seriously, Dave, watch your back. This sounds pretty mental.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 25, 2006 at 10:17 AM
"I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney
than go for a drive with Ted Kennedy."
Posted by: Bumper Sticker | July 25, 2006 at 11:12 AM