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From the site of the giant-head gossip woman:
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Paris Hilton says that Barry Manilow is one her favorite singers. Just don’t ask her to name any of his songs. “I don't know what he sings, but he's sexy,” the partying heiress told the Scottish Daily Record. “He has nice calm music.”
(Thanks to funniegrrl)
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I sent that in, too. Congrats funniegirl.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 27, 2006 at 02:23 PM
*gag* Dave, how about a warning for those of us eating lunch?!
Posted by: MOTW | July 27, 2006 at 02:23 PM
scroll down is a BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN
Posted by: Your friendly neighborhood reference wench | July 27, 2006 at 02:24 PM
sexy?!?! I knew the girl had bad taste, but really?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 02:25 PM
Leetie has a gossip column???
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 27, 2006 at 02:27 PM
*curtseys*
*grin*
Posted by: funniegrrl | July 27, 2006 at 02:28 PM
*unfunny comment*
As EVERYONE on the blog has ascertained, I'm no Einstein. That being said, that girl has to be one of the stupidest human beings on the face of the planet.
*end mini-insultfest*
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 02:32 PM
"He has nice calm music"? I see a career for Paris as a music critic for the New York Times.
"I like Tchaikowsky -- he has nice loud music.
And I like Wagner -- he has nice big music. And, like, I really like Bach --he has lots of nice little bitty hunks of music-- kind of like the glitter in my eye shadow."
Posted by: Betsy | July 27, 2006 at 02:35 PM
oh boohoo twitney.
Posted by: queensbee | July 27, 2006 at 02:35 PM
Blurk, don't be too hard on yourself, at least you knew what chaps were. Glad the blogs back up.
*steps of stage*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 02:36 PM
Barry Manilow's HOT!!
Posted by: Paris | July 27, 2006 at 02:36 PM
does Barry Manilow know Lance Bass is out?
Posted by: Chaz | July 27, 2006 at 02:38 PM
She definitely won't be carrying the potato salad to the MENSA picnic.
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 27, 2006 at 02:40 PM
"But, he claims, Spears would get jealous when her hubby talked to anyone else."
Well, if Kev's keeping the pool boy all to himself...
Posted by: obi wan | July 27, 2006 at 02:40 PM
*Throws a NTTAWWT up to last post...
Posted by: obi wan | July 27, 2006 at 02:41 PM
*snork* @ Jazzzz and "potato salad"
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 02:42 PM
Potato Salad??? Don't you know I'm a vegetarian?
Posted by: Paris | July 27, 2006 at 02:43 PM
24, have you seen anyone Re: multiple personality disorder?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 02:47 PM
*Snorks Paris 2:43
Posted by: obi wan | July 27, 2006 at 02:49 PM
whatcha talkin' 'bout, wyo?
Posted by: sybil | July 27, 2006 at 02:49 PM
Well Paris, I knew you were a vegetable.
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 27, 2006 at 02:51 PM
Paris is 24, or so I suspect.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 02:53 PM
Right, Sybil/Paris/24?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 02:55 PM
wyo, don't make me rope your a$$...stop rattin' me out
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 02:55 PM
IQ 24
Posted by: Janaroozie | July 27, 2006 at 02:56 PM
lotta guys gotta pay for that kinda treatment.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 02:57 PM
24- sorry I stole yer "paris" costume up there :)
gave me the dizzies!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 02:57 PM
Wel,, it can be lonely in Wyoming, I suppose!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 02:58 PM
24: we got cousins to keep us company.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:00 PM
Yeah, yew all are probably REAL(/i> close....
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 03:01 PM
sorry....
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 03:02 PM
uh oh
Posted by: fivver | July 27, 2006 at 03:03 PM
Cousins News
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:05 PM
Appologies on the link. last week's column was about how it's really ok to marry your cousin. ;)
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:06 PM
really
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:07 PM
Well, yeah!!
Posted by: JerryLeeLewis | July 27, 2006 at 03:08 PM
wyo, just take a deep breath and relax.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 03:08 PM
I dated a guy who admitted he once made out with his cousin. I could not get away quick enough. ewww, ewww and ewww
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 03:09 PM
*was NOT about to ask Wyo about another link*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 03:11 PM
Whoa, that was like the news item from hell.
(And SNORK at Betsy!)
Posted by: Renee (the First) | July 27, 2006 at 03:11 PM
Wyo, I'm from WV and live in GA. Know whut you mean.
Posted by: fivver | July 27, 2006 at 03:11 PM
I did have a cousin who made fashion mag covers. IANMTU. she was purty, an' that puts a strain on the relationship.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:15 PM
Full Circle: Cousins Marrying yields Paris Hilton
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 27, 2006 at 03:16 PM
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0706/stossel071906.php3
Is that it?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Wyo, just so long as it doesn't put a strain on yer chaps.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 27, 2006 at 03:17 PM
/me is happy to say she got THIS link right!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 03:18 PM
*snork* @ suzy. *resumes stitching up chaps*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 03:19 PM
Wyoming Dating Link
Posted by: CJrun | July 27, 2006 at 03:27 PM
fivver, you're from WV???!!! Where? So am I, originally.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 03:46 PM
I was born in Beckley. Same with the originally, we
escapedmoved almost immediately.Posted by: fivver | July 27, 2006 at 03:51 PM
Wow! I used to go to Beckley all the time. I'm from Clay County.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 03:53 PM
Your father-in-law and your mother-in-law would still be your uncle and aunt
I was following Stossel up to this point. Now my head hurts.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | July 27, 2006 at 03:58 PM
I think the most shocking part of that link was...
It came from a US news source. I am so used to the news of hilton and spears coming from an overseas website. I need to go lie down.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese (back in training) | July 27, 2006 at 04:01 PM
JoG, I do believe you're wrong. The most shocking part of that story is that it wasn't written by a journalist from WV.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 04:14 PM
journalist from WV...now there's an oxymoron
Posted by: Chaz | July 27, 2006 at 04:17 PM
Sorry, Chaz. What I should have said is "some guy who can spell...a little"
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 04:18 PM
I feel robbed **wink wink***
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 04:23 PM
You WERE robbed. Whatsa matter? Sumpthin in your eye?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 04:26 PM
***sneaks off with patented evil grin and decides to hold on to it for a while***
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 04:46 PM
Watcha mean, 24? That you missed out on the cousin kisser? It was better than if he had been a ewe, ewe, ewe.
Posted by: CJrun | July 27, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Hey!! Come back here with that! Where's El? I gotta lawsuit to file.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Oh, keep your pants on blurk - here, I'll toss it back to ya
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 04:49 PM
CJ - all my cousins look almost exactly like my dad so uck, and blechh
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 04:50 PM
ok! - I'm home - what did I miss???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 04:51 PM
I gotta put my pants back on?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 04:52 PM
No.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 04:55 PM
yer STILL nekkid blurk?????
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 04:55 PM
a little inbreeding...thats all
Posted by: Chaz | July 27, 2006 at 04:55 PM
Sumpthin wrong with that, Siouxie?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 04:57 PM
ohhhh nuffin...
*goes off to the corner now*
just askin' is all...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:00 PM
Oh, don't run off to the corner. I'm gonna do some paintin'. Hey! Where ya goin?!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:01 PM
yer gonna need a bigger brush... :)
(sowwy - couldn't resist)
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:04 PM
I would have said don't get your panties in a bunch, but that seems wrong to say that to a man of the male gender..
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:06 PM
*hiding now*
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:06 PM
24 - yet another simul!! wooooo hoooo girl!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:07 PM
Sheesh, Blurk - you're a regular Fredrick Rammington.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:08 PM
Siouxie, are you flirting with me? NTTAWWT
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:08 PM
Can I get in the middle again?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:09 PM
oh. fine. move over siouxie
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:10 PM
geez blurk...OK
*movin ova*
sammich???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:14 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm...comfy!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:15 PM
dammit, blurk, how many time's I gotta tell you - no crackers in bed! It's not that kind of sammich!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:17 PM
I certainly hope you're wearing a condiment.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:17 PM
OOOHHHH! It's THAT kinda sammich!
Gentlemen, once again, give me a while and I'll be available for autographs.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:20 PM
*puff* *puff* *cough* *cough* *HACK* uh...er...*puff*
whatta day...thank ye
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:25 PM
You ALL digress...Thank You!
Annie, from the sounds of it, SuC Cruz may have encountered a condiment. Bring on the bleach!
Posted by: CJrun | July 27, 2006 at 05:39 PM
Blurkie - how many times do we have to tell you - on the paper, on the paper!
Just great...sigh...so much for frescoes.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:41 PM
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
-John Bender
"The Breakfast Club"
Posted by: John Bender | July 27, 2006 at 05:49 PM
Can Paris even spell Copacabana?
Posted by: Elizabette | July 27, 2006 at 08:51 PM
Paris once told me she has ESP... she was trying to spell "car..."
Posted by: obi wan | July 27, 2006 at 10:28 PM