STRUMPDATE
Ridley and I are at the San Francisco airport, preparing to go to St. Louis, where we will see if Ridley has electricity, or what. I know I have asked this question before, but I would still like to know why it is that people in otherwise quiet airport waiting areas believe that they must talk VERY LOUD INTO THEIR CELL PHONES.
First?
Posted by: Bobbi | July 26, 2006 at 02:29 PM
"Strumpeting in the dark....:
Posted by: Cheryl | July 26, 2006 at 02:29 PM
If people didnt talk loud into cell phones then the world would be a better place and will we can not let that happen.
Posted by: Addicted to 24 | July 26, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Dave, I suggest you and Ridley TALK VERY LOUD to your CHEEZITS.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 26, 2006 at 02:32 PM
Obviously because they are VERY important and want everyone to know...
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 02:32 PM
What would happen if you answered them, like as if they were talking to you? Would that annoy them enough to make them stop?
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | July 26, 2006 at 02:32 PM
It's so you know how important they think they are. That's pretty much it.
Posted by: Kafaleni | July 26, 2006 at 02:33 PM
I'm not suggesting you do it, I just think it would be funny. (Like maybe an SNL skit.)
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | July 26, 2006 at 02:33 PM
Dave, write down all the personal info they talk about and hand it to them. That should freak them out.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 02:33 PM
So that they can be sure of receiving a complementary "Certified Dweeb" sticker placed on their backs?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2006 at 02:35 PM
What I do is say to Ridley in a loudish voice, "Can you hear that guy OK? Should I ask him to talk louder?" This causes Ridley to smile and sometimes turn red, but it has no effect whatsoever on the loud cell-phone talker.
Posted by: Dave | July 26, 2006 at 02:35 PM
ooh.. great minds, 24-aholic!
I hate loud phone talkers... and I hate the new generation cellphones with the "walkie talkie feature". I spent an entire bus trip listening to a couple of 5 year olds... um, I mean teenagers talk to each other, but the one on my bus was using her "walkie talkie", so that you got to hear BOTH ends of a loud private conversation about something incredibly dreary, but oh-so-important when you're a teen.
Posted by: Kafaleni | July 26, 2006 at 02:36 PM
start a fake conversation about how much your love...say....your speedo and cant wait to wear it when you get home...
or something similar so the person the loud phoen talker is talking to can hear!!
heehee
Posted by: Chaz | July 26, 2006 at 02:38 PM
I hate when people talk really loudly into their GIANT PINK TESTICLES!!!!
Posted by: catharine | July 26, 2006 at 02:39 PM
See then, you're bold enough. You could pull it off.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | July 26, 2006 at 02:39 PM
you're in SAN FRANCISCO? (sorry... i haven't been keeping up with the likes of you. or the likes of anyone else, for that matter. no wonder no one likes me.)
Posted by: puppytoes | July 26, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Dave - Same thing happened when I was at Logan waiting (which is what you do ALOT of at Logan) for my flight to the Vineyard. I heard all about "that bastard-son-of-a-bitch" and all his "screwing around" and how the lawyer was gonna "rake his ass over the coals". And she was with her 8 or 9 yr old daughter. Nice.
My solution? Taser 'em. Your fellow travelers will thank you.
Posted by: Punkin (why can't we all just get along - quietly) Poo | July 26, 2006 at 02:41 PM
I bet there's no one listening at the other end...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2006 at 02:42 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/26/D8J3L8583.html
At least it's not this bad...
Posted by: hennessy | July 26, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Will any bloglits be going to the St Louis strump? Could we connect even though I'm just a blurker?
The strump location does have electricity.
Posted by: lind | July 26, 2006 at 02:45 PM
Dave, you need the InsolentWench and me around. We do the same thing you do, but we BOTH do it. "WHAT? I'M HAVING TROUBLE HEARING YOU OVER THE GUY ON THE PHONE!"
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 26, 2006 at 02:48 PM
Dave - My favorite is when you're in a large group of people and someone's phone rings.....37 people all check their pockets at once....I giggle.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 26, 2006 at 02:49 PM
Dave, I feel it fair to warn you before you come to St. Louis;
FEMA just showed up.
And;
Al Sharpton has arrived demanding why it's taken so long.
You've been warned.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 02:53 PM
*weeps for Sly*
Bad news indeed, Sly.
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 26, 2006 at 02:54 PM
*embarrassed that she messed up her post when editing*
Please, don't tell Mr. Language Person.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 02:57 PM
um...shouldn't it be "they must talk very loudLY"?
*ducks*
What Dave failed to mention is that the person near him was saying, "Doris, guess who's right here next to me. No...no...no...you'll never guess...no...no...ok, it's Ridley Scott! Yes! Do you believe it? Right here, next to me! He's with some guy with shiny hair. I think he's his driver."
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 26, 2006 at 02:59 PM
***SNORK*** @ AWBH
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 03:05 PM
Hey, it could be worse.
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/26/D8J3L8583.html
Posted by: Gwenn | July 26, 2006 at 03:16 PM
You could start a conversation with Ridley that was sufficiently loud to intrude on Mr LoudTalker's conversation. It could go something like this..
D: So then, you remember I was telling you about the night in Shreveport with three hookers, a donkey and a pint of Jack Daniels?
R: Yes, yes... did you ever get the test results back?
D: Yeah, man.. they came in last week. The green fungus they found was an infectious bug that usually only shows up if you're living in Africa. They said they'd never seen it in the US before, and they wanted to take photos, because the way it was spreading, it looked a bit like the Virgin Mary. They said I could probably auction the photos on eBay and make a LOT of money!
R: You'd cut me in on the profits, wouldn't you? After all I did introduce you to the third hooker and the donkey.
Posted by: Kafaleni | July 26, 2006 at 03:16 PM
Kafaleni, so you liked Clerks II too?
Posted by: otis wildflower | July 26, 2006 at 03:25 PM
I am going to be at the Strumpeting in St Louis. I am so excited to be able to attend.
Sly, will you be there. It will lovely to meet you in person.
Posted by: vanityball | July 26, 2006 at 03:37 PM
Dave and all the blotlits: All of your suggestions are fine but here's the one surefire way to...wait a minute, I gotta take this call...
HELLO.
YES.
YOU DID WHAT?
DID IT HURT?
WELL, YOU KNOW HOW THOSE BEAVERS CAN BE.
NO, DON'T DO ANYTHING, I'M ON MY WAY OVER.
OK, BYE.
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 03:50 PM
uh...blurker?? I doubt it could be anything more interesting than beavers...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2006 at 03:58 PM
Okay, beavers bring to mind big, nasty teeth and OWWWWWWWW
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 04:03 PM
vanity, yup. So will Sharon-share-alike.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 04:09 PM
***pouting at all the bloggers who have been meeting lately***
what's wrong with Ohio?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 04:11 PM
24 --- um, the Dayton OHIO strumpeting last weekend got the most pictures on the blog.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 04:14 PM
yeah, have you ever realized your error IMMEDIATELY after hitting post? In my defense, I was at my HS reunion and couldn't have made it anyway...
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 04:21 PM
have you ever realized your error IMMEDIATELY after hitting post?
I think I wrote the book on that.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Awesome. Sly and Sharon, see you there. Unless anyone wants to make plans for drinks before the event?
I would organize it, but I am still trying to find things since I am still new in town. Besides, my organizational skills are lacking too.
Posted by: vanityball | July 26, 2006 at 04:35 PM
And the book was dedicated to me.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 26, 2006 at 04:35 PM
Sly and Sharon with Dave and Ridley!?!?!?!
pack up the babies and all the old ladies.....
Posted by: Eleanor | July 26, 2006 at 04:59 PM
Lind, Sly, et al -- I am a St. Louis lurker who plans to be there, too. With my lurking children. Any suggestions on how early to show up?
FYI: I tried to see Dave a couple of years back when he came to Webster University here. The place filled up so fast I couldn't get in -- even though I teach there.
Posted by: mary | July 26, 2006 at 05:07 PM
Mary,
The event starts at 7:00, and the doors open at 6:00. My sister, who works there, says they're expecting "a big turnout," whatever that means. I suspect it means,"Be there by 6:00." But that's just MHO.
lind
Posted by: lind | July 26, 2006 at 05:10 PM
I want to be there by 6 at least. Vanity, drinks beforehand won't work for me with getting off work at 5:00 and then there from downtown.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 05:28 PM
Dave, stop SHOUTING!
Posted by: Nancy | July 26, 2006 at 05:31 PM
Cell phones don't have audio feedback like regular phones. People using cell phones must talk louder to hear what they are saying at the same level as they do on a regular phone. Its human nature, thats why it happens everywhere....
Posted by: SJA | July 26, 2006 at 06:09 PM
Somebody, and I am not naming names, needs to write a book on cell phone etiquette...
Posted by: Hanna | July 26, 2006 at 08:16 PM
Can you hear me now?
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 26, 2006 at 09:42 PM
No ... that's the guy across the terminal ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 26, 2006 at 09:43 PM
Not only in airports; THEY talk LOUDLY on quiet getaway beaches!! "YES, I'M SITTING HERE RELAXING ON THE BEACH. YES, BEAUTIFUL TRANQUIL SPOT...YAK, YAK, YAK,...." Send a postcard or a quiet e-mail.
Posted by: Janaroozie | July 26, 2006 at 10:30 PM
Sly and Sharon,
Are you related to the family Stone?
Posted by: Janaroozie | July 26, 2006 at 11:23 PM
My new announce is loud mobile phone talkers. The other day on the bus I was having or trying to have a conversation. The guy sitting across from us was talking obnoxiously loud on his phone to his girlfriend. He was making plans for his weekend away with her and asking her very personal questions. I gave him the glaring eyes look, but he just kept on talking. After a half hour of his jabbering, I snapped. I said, she'll probably dump you after this weekend. He looked surprised an rather dumbstruck.
Posted by: Woogienthecat | July 27, 2006 at 09:10 AM
the thing is, that if you yell at the loud talkers, you'll probably be the one that the police question. amtrak keeps claiming it will be having a 'quiet car' no phones allowed. hasnt happened yet. maybe they should do the opposite- have an all phone car, let them all duke it out while the rest of us sit in peace and quiet bliss. some of your solutions are great. all i could come up with is: SHUT the FFFF up you moron. hmm. not a good choice.
Posted by: queensbee | July 27, 2006 at 09:53 AM
Embarrassing personal sounds in the vicinity of the loud talker can work wonders.
Posted by: gotta love dave | July 27, 2006 at 11:41 AM