OK THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
But can we point out that Marijuana Gumballs WBAGNFARB?
(Thanks to sthnbelle)
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But can we point out that Marijuana Gumballs WBAGNFARB?
(Thanks to sthnbelle)
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brownies, gumballs, why not?
Posted by: crossgirl | July 27, 2006 at 05:09 PM
"When it comes to drug dealing, you're only limited by your imagination."
How true that is.
Posted by: bbescuela | July 27, 2006 at 05:09 PM
THe biggest problem is trying to keep the gumballs like.
SAme thing with nicorette patches...just can't seem to smoke them effectively.
Oh, and....first?
Posted by: AFKAT | July 27, 2006 at 05:10 PM
I never had a problem being the first and only one to chew 18 gumballs at the same time. They never understood my behavior later in the day when I was verrrrry relaxed.
Oh, wait...that's the smoke from the coffee shops here in Amsterdam...nevermind...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | July 27, 2006 at 05:10 PM
actually....this may be a good answer to the problem of hyperactive kids in the classroom. hmmmm. with the right marketing...
Posted by: crossgirl | July 27, 2006 at 05:10 PM
Egad...failed on all counts...throws "lit" up to plaster over "like"...
*leaves, sobbing quietly*
Posted by: AFKAT | July 27, 2006 at 05:11 PM
is that the inspirational speech the officer would make at D.A.R.E.?
Posted by: betsi | July 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM
Are gumballs a gateway candy?
Posted by: MrBill | July 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM
I once baked my famous M&M cookies with some o' dat in them. Color coded - all green M&Ms= verrry relaxing.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM
but the smiley faces are co sute!
Posted by: me | July 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM
yes, next comes LSD licorice
Posted by: Betsi | July 27, 2006 at 05:13 PM
MrBill - you mean like Dave & Ridley in the Gateway City?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:14 PM
or, um, so cute. NO, I'm not chewing.
Posted by: me | July 27, 2006 at 05:14 PM
***tips hat to sthnbelle**** I sent this in also, but you must be quicker...
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:14 PM
yay for sthnbelle!
oh and...YOU GOTTA SWALLOW?????
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:17 PM
I would just like to point out that you are Not supposed to swallow gum.
Posted by: Bobbi | July 27, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Siouxie, yes. And how many times have you asked that particular question?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:23 PM
Um, Siouxie, where exactly are you going with that comment?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:24 PM
geez you guys! get those filthy minds outta the gutter! I meant the GUM!!!
Blurk - personally, never asked
24 - uh...nowhere?? (smiles innocently)
lalala
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:29 PM
I'm out. See you all in the a.m. have a wonderful night blog buddies.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 27, 2006 at 05:30 PM
AKFAT, if you can't keep it lit, I would claim Gumball Warming.
Posted by: CJrun | July 27, 2006 at 05:31 PM
niters 24!!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:33 PM
Where can I get some of them gumballs?
No, wait...I'm in the military...and a policeman.
*kicks the ground and walks away mumbling "I don't EVER get any marijuana gumballs"*
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:34 PM
I'm gonna need plenty of those gumballs and or lots of alcohol tonight - my daughter is having a pizza party with about 20 teens...help!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 05:42 PM
pssst - blurkie - you get to hold them as evidence until they're 'stolen'.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:43 PM
Siouxie, have another gumball and relax. You'll be the life of the party.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 05:44 PM
Whaddya mean it's no laughing matter? That's exactly what everyone's going to be doing once the get these things.
Posted by: Alex | July 27, 2006 at 05:48 PM
Hey blurk, Air Force don't count as military. (former SGT, US Army, 3rd and 4th ID's) *polishes old medals*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 05:49 PM
APB APB APB: The evidence locker was just robbed and the thieves escaped with...gum? Is this right?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:50 PM
Wyo, convince my bosses of that and I'm puttin' in my two weeks notice!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:51 PM
This must be why detectives are called "gumshoes." You know, for cases of a spit-and-run.
Posted by: Brainy Jello | July 27, 2006 at 05:53 PM
Eat enough of them gumballs, and they'll give you your two weeks notice. PS, I already tried the "they were poppyseed muffins" excuse.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 05:54 PM
wooo hooo two cowboys in uniform too!!
*grabs that gumball* - Dear Lord they're starting to get here!
Posted by: Siouxie Cruz | July 27, 2006 at 05:54 PM
Wyo C - couldn't make cavalry, huh?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 05:56 PM
kids these days! why, in my day there were no gumballs with smiley faces - we had to smoke our pot, the way God intendend
and that's the way we liked it
Posted by: TCK | July 27, 2006 at 05:56 PM
Darn, Wyo! You mean that excuse don't work?! That's the one I was plannin' on usin'.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 05:57 PM
1st cav. the horse never rode, the bridge never crossed, and the reason why. (actually I was a motor SGT)
*hangs head in shame*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 05:59 PM
IANMTU I was in Germany and if the first sergeant hadn't been eating poppyseed muffins with me, (and come up hot as well) that excuse would not have worked. secret to success, always hang with the boss.
*hides brown nose*
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:01 PM
blurker - claimin to be the victim of having accidentally breathed in second-hand smoke doesn't work either - trust em on this one
wyo - just be glad it wasn't the 7th CAV
Posted by: TCK | July 27, 2006 at 06:03 PM
TCK, how right you are. Blurk says you're in Helena?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:05 PM
Well, damn!! I guess I'll just have to stick with alkyhol.
I'm thirsty.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 06:05 PM
yes, blurk is correct
about me bein in helena, that is
Posted by: TCK | July 27, 2006 at 06:08 PM
What beverage goes best with gumballs?
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:08 PM
Probably anything that'll cure cottonmouth...er...I mean...not that I'd know...um...TCK, what beverage goes best with gumballs?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 06:11 PM
my own personal rule is that if ya can't figure out which beverage goes best with it, then use vodka
Posted by: TCK | July 27, 2006 at 06:11 PM
Ooo AWBH! *pictures Reese Witherspoon saying 'it burns, it burns.'*
26-days till annual cup peeing; any Amish blogging out there?
Posted by: CJrun | July 27, 2006 at 06:14 PM
Wyo - are those mostly quarter horses on your site?
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 06:19 PM
I thought I saw a couple of plug nickels. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 06:25 PM
Naw, Annie, them ain't quarter horses...they're all pretty much whole.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 27, 2006 at 06:26 PM
Wow, mellow yellow! Reminds me of art school.
Posted by: Pitty Pat | July 27, 2006 at 06:27 PM
TCK - Vodika is the universal beverage - totally agree!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 27, 2006 at 06:27 PM
I"m high from second-hand gumballs!
No - see, that doesn't work at all.
New pick-up line:
Guy:Wanna chew on my gumball for a little while - no, you don't have to swallow.
Chick: Boy, if I had a gumball for everytime I've heard that - OK.
Posted by: Eleanor | July 27, 2006 at 06:28 PM
Annie, they're 1/2 quarter horse, and 1/2 sneaky neighbor's Stud.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:30 PM
Thoroughbred stud? They look like running quarters.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 06:36 PM
The officer seized the bag, which contained two "candy balls" wrapped in foil, police said. Instructions on the foil told users to chew for 30 minutes to 1 hour before they wanted to be high and to "chew for as long as possible, then swallow."
"Dude. Dave's not here."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 27, 2006 at 06:38 PM
Actually they're registered quarter horses, out of Hancock and Obvious Conclusion. Traded some of my artwork (work we've done page) for them.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:39 PM
so a 1/2 of a quarter is an 1/8, right?
Posted by: TCK | July 27, 2006 at 06:40 PM
shoulda got gumballs instead, would have cost me a lot less over the last few years.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:40 PM
They didn't look like the old heavy traditional Quarter. I've got a running quarter that I love. He's retired now, though.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 06:47 PM
They get a lot of exercise, annie. I'd like to see a pix of your horse. (guys, just the horse, please)
sounds like a horrible pick-up line, don't it.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 06:51 PM
I'll have to scan some and send them to you. He looks a lot like cowboy. Played arena polo on him for years. He could swap ends standing still. Awesome horse.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 06:59 PM
They play a lot of polo in Big Horn, Wy. (I grew up there) but never tried it. Looks like a blast, though. We mostly pack into the back country with them.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 07:00 PM
Just be warned that it's very addicting...polo, that is. I'll send pix when I get it together.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 07:03 PM
BTW, Annie, "flush with excitement" got a good snork.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 27, 2006 at 07:05 PM
I was pretty impressed with my own self that day. ;)
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 27, 2006 at 07:07 PM
Belated *snorks* to AFKAT and Brainy Jello.
And this thread just shows you how stupid kids are today. It's all in the packaging, folks. Had they just handed a gumball to another student in plain view, everyone would be (very) happily chewing and zoning out. But NO. They had to wrap it in foil, place it in a little plastic bag, include INSTRUCTIONS for getting high, and then covertly pass it along.
Well, DUH!
Posted by: Cat R. | July 27, 2006 at 07:12 PM
Not that I approve of gum in schools.
Posted by: Cat R. | July 27, 2006 at 07:14 PM
Personally, I think that WBAGNFA Garage Band That Does Mostly Dead Covers But Only Knows Two Chords (WBAGNFAGBTDMDCBOKTC).
Posted by: daisyj | July 27, 2006 at 07:54 PM
tropichuntguy!!! Hey, are you having a good time? Snork.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 27, 2006 at 07:56 PM
I think they should sell marijuana gumballs in the March of Dimes candy dispensers. A donation to a charity is tax-deductible.
Posted by: Elizabette | July 27, 2006 at 08:44 PM
"he could swap ends standing still" sounds dirty, doesnit?
Posted by: judi | July 27, 2006 at 09:20 PM
judi - it probably doesn't sound nearly as dirty as it looks :)
Posted by: TCK | July 27, 2006 at 09:23 PM
Yes, gentle people of my congregation... You must ASK your children if they are accepting gumballs from their (not they're/there) friends at school... Because REMEMBER, gumballs lead to 8-balls... Let us pray (not prey)...
Posted by: obi "Pat Robertson" wan | July 27, 2006 at 10:12 PM
judi & TCK - puh-lease - there are children present. I try to keep the blog clean and this is what I get - sheesh!
I just meant that if you were riding him in a match, and you needed to turn around quickly, he could, in one leap, spin and face the other way. Hopefully you would stay with him, too.
ok...that doesn't sound any cleaner, does it...sigh.
Posted by: Annie Where-but-here | July 28, 2006 at 12:17 AM
I'd like an eighth of gumballs please...
brings a new meaning to Mr Happy Face.
THC-ya later
Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 09:13 AM
Thx, Siouxie and 24-aholic! I went on a submitting spree yesterday - I guess judi got tired of seeing e-mails from me and decided to post one of them just to get me to stop!
Posted by: sthnbelle | July 28, 2006 at 10:56 AM
Back to the drink for gumballs - of course it would be kool aid......
Posted by: Baltimore Kat | July 28, 2006 at 12:13 PM
This is what you see if you inhale too many mothballs:
www.hoffgallery.com
Posted by: catharine | July 29, 2006 at 09:05 AM
Thought this idea may have come from John Lennon until Googling it and realizing that I had just identified another Mondegreen: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/cometogether.shtml
The Beatles', "Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
He want walrus gumball.
Original Lyrics:
He one walrus gumboot.
"Gumboots" is UK slang for a kind of galoshes known as Wellington Boots or Wellies. Not that this clears up the meaining intended.
Posted by: John | July 31, 2006 at 01:41 PM
test
Posted by: Siouxie | August 01, 2006 at 03:37 PM