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Whut? Everybody else too chicken to post?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 12:22 PM
$268 to register your car? YOWZA! I'll stick to ohio where I pay a measly $43....and no, blurk, we're not chicken, just cooped up in our offices
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:26 PM
Carry around a live chicken in a glss case for emergency. And lable it " Emergency: In case of getting pulled over, choke chicken immediately".
Posted by: Sean | July 28, 2006 at 12:27 PM
snorking so much I'm shaking at Sean! Do you often choke your chicken while driving?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:29 PM
I gotta admit, that's pretty plucky.
Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2006 at 12:29 PM
mary - get the kids out of the blog.....
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:30 PM
I'm all plucked up
Posted by: Elvis | July 28, 2006 at 12:31 PM
I'm sorry, I forgot we are supposed to take the high road today.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:33 PM
The fees are falling! The fees are falling!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 12:34 PM
geez people!!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 12:34 PM
Kaf, ditch the chix, they're on to you!
Posted by: bbescuela | July 28, 2006 at 12:35 PM
Hmmmm. Can chickens be trained to paint with their peckers?
Of course I'm referring to that thing on their face.
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 12:36 PM
Mary's gonna need more Sharpies.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 12:37 PM
She was warned!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:43 PM
why did the dead chicken cross the road...to save a lot on car
insuranceregistration, of coursePosted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 12:52 PM
High Road Friday©? a new theme here on Daveblog?
someone should tell Dave
Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 12:54 PM
poor vegetarians have to pay full price
Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2006 at 12:54 PM
Strutting
Chickens WBAGNFARBPosted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:55 PM
Did I do that?Posted by: uh oh | July 28, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Posted by: uh oh | July 28, 2006 at 12:58 PM
...saw this one coming....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 01:00 PM
What if you actually own a hearse, but you use it as an ice cream truck?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Then you are disturbed
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:12 PM
Kaf, I know you don't drive but tell your family!
Dead Chicken Scam WBAGNFARB
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2006 at 01:14 PM
This post is pre-Sharpied for the BlogKidsPosted by: CJrun | July 28, 2006 at 01:18 PM
oh geez LOL
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:19 PM
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:20 PM
feexed???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:20 PM
I just saved a bunch of money on my car registration by switching to KFC...
Posted by: Ann | July 28, 2006 at 01:24 PM
Snork AND a snort to Ann
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:28 PM
wow. i am down with this.
Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2006 at 01:33 PM
ISIANMTU:
I have to go down to DMV and register my car today.
Should I go in chokin' the chicken?
Or no?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 01:36 PM
What if you find a live gecko crawling around inside your groceries?
Posted by: bookworm | July 28, 2006 at 01:44 PM
Runner up headline on same website:
Do your own haka, Sir Howard tells Wallabies
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10393547
Posted by: sct72 | July 28, 2006 at 01:45 PM
blurk!!!
Mary?? got the sharpie??
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:46 PM
OMG blurk - I just spewed Dr. Pepper on my screen. Oh, please do and we NEED PICTURES!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:46 PM
Featuring the key quote:
His nephew, reserve hooker Tai McIsaac, and another Maori in the Wallabies should pick up the challenge, said Sir Howard.
Posted by: sct72 | July 28, 2006 at 01:47 PM
blurk, do you have to visit the emission inspection station?
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 01:55 PM
fivver, she prefers to be called Mrs. Blurkernomore
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:57 PM
*switches ira to sharpie stock*
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 02:02 PM
Blurkie, darlin', seek help.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 02:02 PM
I don't need help, Punkin. I can handle it all by myself.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 02:45 PM
And he's going to send in pictures to prove it!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:14 PM
*checks ira - buys carribbean island*
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 03:17 PM
she's gonna need a bigger sharpie....
KIDS! out...now!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:22 PM
And does it have to be a hen or a co...nevermind.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:24 PM
I think Mary's kids have been placed in foster care with a nice Amish family by now.
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 03:29 PM
Gotta be a pullet, I would think.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:30 PM
Nah, fivver, she's still got her kids.
Her computer blew up.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:35 PM
*snork* @ Meanie
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:36 PM
*Thanks Blurk. From a distance*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:39 PM
Blurk, you disappeared for a while but trust me when I say we DO NOT want to know where you were or what you were doing
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:43 PM
add my *snork* meanie - I actually had to look that up!
what an edukashunel blog this is - batwings, pullets..gumballs...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:44 PM
Especially if it had to do with loosening up your buttons...
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:44 PM
Woo Hoo!!! I drive a hearse now!!
I gotta do a little probation time, though. Apparently, I misunderstood the process.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:46 PM
*Thanks Siouxie. Up close*
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:48 PM
were any
chickens... coc*sinnocent animals hurt in the process???Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:49 PM
Nah,
PETERPETA was there.Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:50 PM
***snork***
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:51 PM
LMAO - now my bro-in-law (aka THE BOSS) thinks I'm nuts - crackin' up cuz of course I AM working..
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:54 PM
tag blurk
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Meet the new mascot
of
this company
Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 04:29 PM
Oh, Cat R a thousand ***snorks*** to ya
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:35 PM
*Happy for 24's thousand snorks*
Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 04:47 PM
Hey, are those gumballs? Time to get the weekend started, then!!!!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:51 PM
Better -- they're SNORKballs!
Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 05:02 PM
SNOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARK!!!
You guys!
... um ... would that be "Chicken Little" we're cho ... um ... stranglin'? ... I always thot that the bigger it wuz, the better it wer ... um ... nevermind ...
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 28, 2006 at 08:01 PM