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July 28, 2006

HEADLINE OF THE DAY SO FAR

(Thanks to DavCat)

Posted by on July 28, 2006 at 12:21 PM |

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Whut? Everybody else too chicken to post?

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 12:22 PM

$268 to register your car? YOWZA! I'll stick to ohio where I pay a measly $43....and no, blurk, we're not chicken, just cooped up in our offices

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:26 PM

Carry around a live chicken in a glss case for emergency. And lable it " Emergency: In case of getting pulled over, choke chicken immediately".

Posted by: Sean | July 28, 2006 at 12:27 PM

snorking so much I'm shaking at Sean! Do you often choke your chicken while driving?

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:29 PM

I gotta admit, that's pretty plucky.

Posted by: MOTW | July 28, 2006 at 12:29 PM

mary - get the kids out of the blog.....

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:30 PM

I'm all plucked up

Posted by: Elvis | July 28, 2006 at 12:31 PM

I'm sorry, I forgot we are supposed to take the high road today.

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:33 PM

The fees are falling! The fees are falling!

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 12:34 PM

geez people!!

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 12:34 PM

Kaf, ditch the chix, they're on to you!

Posted by: bbescuela | July 28, 2006 at 12:35 PM

Hmmmm. Can chickens be trained to paint with their peckers?

Of course I'm referring to that thing on their face.

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 12:36 PM

Mary's gonna need more Sharpies.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 12:37 PM

She was warned!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:43 PM

why did the dead chicken cross the road...to save a lot on car insurance registration, of course

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 12:52 PM

High Road Friday©? a new theme here on Daveblog?


someone should tell Dave

Posted by: Chaz | July 28, 2006 at 12:54 PM

poor vegetarians have to pay full price

Posted by: crossgirl | July 28, 2006 at 12:54 PM

Strutting Chickens WBAGNFARB

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 12:55 PM

Did I do that?

Posted by: uh oh | July 28, 2006 at 12:57 PM

Posted by: uh oh | July 28, 2006 at 12:58 PM

...saw this one coming....

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 01:00 PM

What if you actually own a hearse, but you use it as an ice cream truck?

Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 01:12 PM

Then you are disturbed

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:12 PM

Kaf, I know you don't drive but tell your family!

Dead Chicken Scam WBAGNFARB

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2006 at 01:14 PM

This post is pre-Sharpied for the BlogKids

Posted by: CJrun | July 28, 2006 at 01:18 PM

oh geez LOL

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:19 PM

feexed???

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:20 PM

I just saved a bunch of money on my car registration by switching to KFC...

Posted by: Ann | July 28, 2006 at 01:24 PM

Snork AND a snort to Ann

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:28 PM

wow. i am down with this.

Posted by: queensbee | July 28, 2006 at 01:33 PM

ISIANMTU:
I have to go down to DMV and register my car today.

Should I go in chokin' the chicken?

Or no?

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 01:36 PM

What if you find a live gecko crawling around inside your groceries?

Posted by: bookworm | July 28, 2006 at 01:44 PM

Runner up headline on same website:
Do your own haka, Sir Howard tells Wallabies

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10393547

Posted by: sct72 | July 28, 2006 at 01:45 PM

blurk!!!

Mary?? got the sharpie??

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 01:46 PM

OMG blurk - I just spewed Dr. Pepper on my screen. Oh, please do and we NEED PICTURES!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:46 PM

Featuring the key quote:

His nephew, reserve hooker Tai McIsaac, and another Maori in the Wallabies should pick up the challenge, said Sir Howard.

Posted by: sct72 | July 28, 2006 at 01:47 PM

blurk, do you have to visit the emission inspection station?

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 01:55 PM

fivver, she prefers to be called Mrs. Blurkernomore

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 01:57 PM

*switches ira to sharpie stock*

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 02:02 PM

Blurkie, darlin', seek help.

Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 02:02 PM

I don't need help, Punkin. I can handle it all by myself.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 02:45 PM

And he's going to send in pictures to prove it!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:14 PM

*checks ira - buys carribbean island*

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 03:17 PM

she's gonna need a bigger sharpie....

KIDS! out...now!

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:22 PM

And does it have to be a hen or a co...nevermind.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:24 PM

I think Mary's kids have been placed in foster care with a nice Amish family by now.

Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 03:29 PM

Gotta be a pullet, I would think.

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:30 PM

Nah, fivver, she's still got her kids.
Her computer blew up.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:35 PM

*snork* @ Meanie

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:36 PM

*Thanks Blurk. From a distance*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:39 PM

Blurk, you disappeared for a while but trust me when I say we DO NOT want to know where you were or what you were doing

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:43 PM

add my *snork* meanie - I actually had to look that up!

what an edukashunel blog this is - batwings, pullets..gumballs...

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:44 PM

Especially if it had to do with loosening up your buttons...

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:44 PM

Woo Hoo!!! I drive a hearse now!!
I gotta do a little probation time, though. Apparently, I misunderstood the process.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:46 PM

*Thanks Siouxie. Up close*

Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2006 at 03:48 PM

were any chickens... coc*s innocent animals hurt in the process???

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:49 PM

Nah, PETER PETA was there.

Posted by: blurkernomore | July 28, 2006 at 03:50 PM

***snork***

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 03:51 PM

LMAO - now my bro-in-law (aka THE BOSS) thinks I'm nuts - crackin' up cuz of course I AM working..

Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 03:54 PM

tag blurk

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:06 PM

Meet the new mascot

of

this company

Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 04:29 PM

Oh, Cat R a thousand ***snorks*** to ya

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:35 PM

*Happy for 24's thousand snorks*

Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 04:47 PM

Hey, are those gumballs? Time to get the weekend started, then!!!!

Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 04:51 PM

Better -- they're SNORKballs!

Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 05:02 PM

SNOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHARK!!!

You guys!

... um ... would that be "Chicken Little" we're cho ... um ... stranglin'? ... I always thot that the bigger it wuz, the better it wer ... um ... nevermind ...

Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 28, 2006 at 08:01 PM

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