FRIDAY AT FIVE
It's time for Nudity in the News: This week we have dangerous criminals, lovers, police officers, victims, and collectors.
(Thanks to fivver, DavCat, Gary, Jeannie Kelly, and Jeff Meyerson)
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They'll all make for interesting police line-ups.
Posted by: slapshotfan | July 28, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Police are looking for two white men in their 30s who were apparently seen at the bathhouse wearing latex gloves,
*has flashback to last prostate exam. grabs FULL gallon bottle of Southern Comfort*
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 05:04 PM
slapshotfan: Ever watch the pilot of Reno 911? Interesting lineup indeed.
Posted by: KOW | July 28, 2006 at 05:04 PM
So many comments...so little time!
My ex lives in Des Moines and he's a drunk, wonder if that's him?
Damn Red Sox fans.
Maybe the guy should have tipped the stripper more!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 05:05 PM
I always remember something Lewis Grizzard wrote long ago.
Naked is when you are nude. Nekkid is when you are nude and "up to somethin'
I think it's safe to say these were some nekkid peoples....
Posted by: clark kent | July 28, 2006 at 05:12 PM
HOLY BLOGFEST JUDI! I can't keep up!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 05:14 PM
And then there's always this reason to always wear jammies to bed....
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 28, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Um, why was he sitting on a urinal? with his hands on top of the urinals on either side of him?
Posted by: Sarah J | July 28, 2006 at 05:18 PM
Judi,
Let's not be so hasty with the criticism. You may not have noticed, but the country's been awfully hot lately, and we don't all have air conditioning in our apartments, elementary schools, vehicles, bathhouses and, um, occult-themed home museums.
Posted by: Malcolm | July 28, 2006 at 05:21 PM
Clark K - re-read Lewis G's (I miss him) comment with Carlins "naked suggests being surprised with your clothes off, nude sounds intentional". And of course nekkid goes in the expression, "Git nekkid and parrrrty!"
Posted by: pogo | July 28, 2006 at 05:24 PM
*snork* at Punkin Poo's link!
Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 05:25 PM
"He asked her where her pants where, and she said she didn't know."
The first line of my autobiography ...
Posted by: Cheryl | July 28, 2006 at 05:28 PM
***Snork*** @Punkin! Why was the fireman looking up?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 05:28 PM
And on that note I shall say bye all and have a great weekend!
**makes mental note to wear jammies. Just in case***
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 28, 2006 at 05:29 PM
And there's always this. I think the little bit of innocence I had left just took a hit.
Posted by: Glix | July 28, 2006 at 05:33 PM
KOW: Ah, yes, you jiggled my memory.
Posted by: slapshotfan | July 28, 2006 at 05:35 PM
Harry Potter Naked??? OH, the Huge Manatee!
Posted by: clark kent | July 28, 2006 at 05:35 PM
Glix ~ Noooooooooo!
Posted by: Cat R. | July 28, 2006 at 05:37 PM
Thanx Glix.
Posted by: fivver | July 28, 2006 at 05:38 PM
et tu, Harry???
Posted by: Siouxie | July 28, 2006 at 05:51 PM
It could be worse, I guess. It could be Hagrid getting naked....
Now there's an image that would burn itself into your cornea.
Posted by: clark kent | July 28, 2006 at 05:56 PM
Punkin' what is the firman looking at? Whoops...somebody already said that.
Posted by: Bill from Bossier | July 28, 2006 at 05:59 PM
Oh Clark, did you have to give me that image??? And now my imagination has added a thong.
Where in this blog do we keep the brain bleach?
Posted by: bookworm | July 28, 2006 at 06:21 PM
The men were wearing jean shorts and white sneakers, and one was wearing a red Red Sox hat.
Red Sox bastards! I bet poor nude guy was a Yankee fan. Punkin, you got a lot of 'splainin' to do!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2006 at 06:29 PM
And Punkin, GREAT photo! I might have to rethink my sleepwear...nah!
I guess it helps if you work at an all-nude juice bar (WTFBBQ?) to have mom's approval: "I have never tried to stop my children from doing whatever they want. As long as they are happy, aren't hurting anyone, and it's keeping them out of the poor house."
Right on, mom!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 28, 2006 at 06:34 PM
Jeff,
If he was a Yankees fan, he got what he deserved. Oh, and who's in first place??
Posted by: Jeannie | July 28, 2006 at 07:17 PM
Methinks the Chief of Police had a little something going with Officer Laurie Primeau, 26, that she got to keep her job.
Maybe with the DUI, but also with no pants?
Exactly where was the Police Chief at the time?
Posted by: Eleanor | July 28, 2006 at 08:40 PM
Missed one.
Posted by: Not Naked | July 28, 2006 at 09:03 PM
I'm nekkid right now. Ya'all got a problem with that?
Whoops...someone's knocking at the door!
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 28, 2006 at 09:17 PM
Eleanor,
I misread the "26" thing at first, too. She's not 26 years old. She's been a cop for 26 years.
I still think somethin' ain't right, though.
Mare
Posted by: Mare Imbrium | July 28, 2006 at 10:10 PM
Harry Potter Naked???????????..... noooooooooooooooo.......... they grew up... they can't grow up .....some kids got to stay kids......
And, in Des Moines, Nude in Public means There's Something Wrong with You!
As usual, alcohol is to blame.
Stamping out Evil Metabolic Poisons, the EB
Posted by: EB | July 28, 2006 at 10:30 PM
Harry Potter Naked???????????..... noooooooooooooooo.......... they grew up... they can't grow up .....some kids got to stay kids......
And, in Des Moines, Nude in Public means There's Something Wrong with You!
As usual, alcohol is to blame.
Stamping out Evil Metabolic Poisons, the EB
Posted by: EB | July 28, 2006 at 10:30 PM
Urinal? How?
Posted by: Alfred | July 29, 2006 at 01:31 AM
Super glued to urinal-
"The men were wearing jean shorts and white sneakers, and one was wearing a red Red Sox hat."
This about sums up those insane Red Sox fans.
Posted by: catharine | July 29, 2006 at 08:31 AM
If he was a Yankees fan, he got what he deserved. Oh, and who's in first place??
Jeannie:
1. I would never do that to a Red Sox fan (unless he really deserved it)
2. Ask me that question the end of September...or perhaps, the END OF TODAY!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 29, 2006 at 09:16 AM
*snork* at NY homeboy Jeff Meyerson.
You need a baseball nickname ... J-My.
Posted by: Cheryl | July 29, 2006 at 11:00 AM
The headline on Not Naked's link is possibly the most "DUH!" headline ever.
Posted by: Glix | July 29, 2006 at 11:01 AM
i took off my pants to read these here on monday. I should them back on before the 9am meeting here at work
Posted by: Chaz | July 31, 2006 at 08:38 AM
unfortunately media and you all (by no fault of your own) were incorrect. Officer Primeau was cited for DUI but when she was stopped she was wearing swimsuit bottoms...she was NOT naked.
Posted by: Drewpac2 | November 27, 2006 at 12:19 PM