FASCISM/TERRORISM UPDATE
Now they're taking away our right to.... Hey! What's going on down there?!
(Thanks to Drew Harchick)
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July 26, 2006
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Good Morning, everyone. This is quite possibly the worst excuse ever....or maybe it's genius!
Posted by: angene15 | July 26, 2006 at 09:01 AM
What are the New York basketball players doing in Trafalgar Square?
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | July 26, 2006 at 09:02 AM
the mental picture
"terrorist knickers" requires
bleach, mental brillo
that cop is wack yo
caught shootin' film up yo crack
say "diggity d'oh!"
how can i aquire...
a copy of said film for...
research... yeah that's it
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 26, 2006 at 09:07 AM
I am assuming he is now the butt of many jokes...
Posted by: Nurse Tammy | July 26, 2006 at 09:09 AM
Perhaps terrorists prefer certain tattoos??
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 26, 2006 at 09:12 AM
"Now, Ma'am, don't get your knickers in a twist. I'm a police officer. Oh, you're not wearing any? You're under arrest."
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 26, 2006 at 09:14 AM
How dirty... He gets off from women riding the tube. Then he goes home and strokes his tube.
On a side note, I think it be a wonderful punishment to subject him to hours of hairy legged upkilt shots of men.
Posted by: Woogienthecat | July 26, 2006 at 09:21 AM
You know, when we read that a woman blew out her knickers, they are so going to owe this obviously dedicated law enforcement official an apology.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 09:25 AM
*wonders why "upkilt" sounds like a good MP skit*
He was a "Scotland Yard surveillance expert with more than 20 years' experience ..." and got caught?
Guess he wasn't THAT good.
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 26, 2006 at 09:27 AM
Is that a telephoto lens or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: artchick | July 26, 2006 at 09:29 AM
Kibby,
Upkilt does sound like a good MP Skit, maybe Sheridan could star in it.
Posted by: woogienthecat | July 26, 2006 at 09:31 AM
"He has been suspended."
Wonder what he'll do with all his free time....
Oh and "riding the tube".....*snork*
Posted by: Punkin (keeping them squeezed together) Poo | July 26, 2006 at 09:33 AM
*has image of sub captain saying "upkilt" rather than "up scope" and having the crew turn around with bewildered looks - or smiles*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 26, 2006 at 09:34 AM
Watson: I say, what have you captured on your camera, Holmes?
Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 26, 2006 at 09:35 AM
woogienthecat: Sheridan! How thoughtful of you to call my dear!
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 26, 2006 at 09:36 AM
"But the pictures were not of terrorist suspects planning a bombing, they were of knickers."
Oh how I wish that we had a vid of this quote.
Posted by: Straw | July 26, 2006 at 09:40 AM
"He has been suspended" vs. "He is hung" This is a good example of why translations are so difficult, and often misleading.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 26, 2006 at 09:43 AM
He works for the Department of Homeland Immaturity.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | July 26, 2006 at 09:49 AM
He must have Victoria Secret Service experience
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 09:51 AM
A detective on a terrorist mission
Used his CrapCam in a sneaky position.
His surveillance excuse,
Not the most clever ruse,
Twas for knickers and bottoms he’s fishin’
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 09:54 AM
Trafalgar Square ==> Req: lust afar a rag
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 09:58 AM
When I have a wedgie, that feels like an act of terrorism. But I don't need a live feed to alert me...
Posted by: Ann | July 26, 2006 at 09:59 AM
Nice to know after all these years that the hunt for Yonotta Bin Laiden is still active.
Posted by: CoastRaven | July 26, 2006 at 10:01 AM
Agent: "Excuse me, lady, but I need to alert you that there seems to be a large badger attacking your undies"
Lady: "Oh, I'm not WEARING undies"
Agent: *bbaaarrfff*
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 26, 2006 at 10:08 AM
MeThinks he was searching for hidden explosives.
"Excuse me mam, I couldn't help noticing you didn't install the blasting cap correctly. Would you like a little help with that?"
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 26, 2006 at 10:10 AM
*snork* @ Kibby!
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 10:18 AM
Morning all!
You don't need to squeeze them together Punkin, you already have enough cleavage....
oh, nevermind, carry on.
and *snork* @ MOTW for the limerick, and of course @ mud for the haiku's, and artchick, and... oh this list is getting too long...
@#*SNORK!!!!!!!!!
(@ everyone)
Posted by: fudtheman | July 26, 2006 at 10:19 AM
Jeez, I didn't even know this was a law enforcement career option.
I gotta do some research.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 10:50 AM
He misunderstood his prime directive...to ask "have you seen Bin Ladden recently?"...not "have you Bin Laiden recently?"...
wait, I got another one....
he thought they said look for camel toes...not camel jockeys
Posted by: Chaz | July 26, 2006 at 10:50 AM
maybe he was just getting some refresher training on frisking? You can never be too prepared in this line of work.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 10:58 AM
GOod one, Punkin.
I really loved:
"But the pictures were not of terrorist suspects planning a bombing, they were of knickers."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 26, 2006 at 11:02 AM
I'm still trying to decide if "Terrorist Knickers" WBAGNFAB.
Posted by: Ann | July 26, 2006 at 11:05 AM
I like "Peeking at Knickers" better
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 11:08 AM
what about Knicker Peekers?
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 11:10 AM
as in, "Give it up for Tommy and the Knicker Peekers!"
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 11:11 AM
"Peeking at Knickers" sounds like a two-act play.
*okay, okay, I'll stop now*
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 11:13 AM
I'm gonna try a totally different direction...
"Undercover Panty Raiders"
Posted by: Ann | July 26, 2006 at 11:14 AM
I personally find it hard to believe that anyone would, while at work, do anything other than attend to doing the duties of their...oh. Nevermind.
Posted by: ASK, the CD | July 26, 2006 at 11:14 AM
What I find the most interesting is that the reporter thought it was significant enought to point out in the first or second senctence that the guy was - married!
Excellent reporting! :)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 26, 2006 at 11:33 AM
I suppose if he weren't married it would have been OK.
Dang! And I had the camera all ready.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 11:35 AM
Inappropriate Undergarments appeared somewhere else, but possibly applies here.
snork @ badger!
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 26, 2006 at 11:43 AM
Boy, I'm a little slow on the uptake this morning. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out who the hell badger was.
I'm gonna go get more coffee.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 11:49 AM
blurker, that's the point I thought he was trying to make - as if!
Posted by: Eleanor | July 26, 2006 at 11:49 AM
I would like to request a fresh posting, oh blog gods....
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 11:54 AM
I second 24-aholic!
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 26, 2006 at 11:57 AM
What's the matter, 24aholic - this topic got your panties in a bunch? Oh - look there, why yes, yes they are!
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 26, 2006 at 11:57 AM
an we got the photos to prove it.
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 26, 2006 at 12:03 PM
Who says I'm wearing any?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:04 PM
Judi, don't you dare change the post!!!
This is gettin' good.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 12:06 PM
keep your pants on, cowboy! It was a momentary lapse into smutville...
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:09 PM
Men/boys have been doing this for years...when I was young they'd somehow attach a mirror to their shoe -the technology's better now - pervs will be pervs!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2006 at 12:11 PM
Ah shoot!
*kicks the ground*
Wyo was gonna put up pics and everything.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 12:12 PM
***re-arranges halo***
Okay, I'm all better now
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Ooooooh! So that's where Bin Laden is! No wonder we never found him. Now I wonder where the weapons of mass destruction are...
Posted by: Matt Morrison | July 26, 2006 at 12:26 PM
I guess looking up like that all women look like Bin Laden and all men have weapons of mass destruction....
Posted by: Chaz | July 27, 2006 at 09:40 AM