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July 26, 2006


Now they're taking away our right to.... Hey! What's going on down there?!

(Thanks to Drew Harchick)


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Good Morning, everyone. This is quite possibly the worst excuse ever....or maybe it's genius!

What are the New York basketball players doing in Trafalgar Square?

the mental picture
"terrorist knickers" requires
bleach, mental brillo

that cop is wack yo
caught shootin' film up yo crack
say "diggity d'oh!"

how can i aquire...
a copy of said film for...
research... yeah that's it

I am assuming he is now the butt of many jokes...

Perhaps terrorists prefer certain tattoos??

"Now, Ma'am, don't get your knickers in a twist. I'm a police officer. Oh, you're not wearing any? You're under arrest."

How dirty... He gets off from women riding the tube. Then he goes home and strokes his tube.

On a side note, I think it be a wonderful punishment to subject him to hours of hairy legged upkilt shots of men.

You know, when we read that a woman blew out her knickers, they are so going to owe this obviously dedicated law enforcement official an apology.

*wonders why "upkilt" sounds like a good MP skit*

He was a "Scotland Yard surveillance expert with more than 20 years' experience ..." and got caught?

Guess he wasn't THAT good.

Is that a telephoto lens or are you just happy to see me?

Upkilt does sound like a good MP Skit, maybe Sheridan could star in it.

"He has been suspended."

Wonder what he'll do with all his free time....

Oh and "riding the tube".....*snork*

*has image of sub captain saying "upkilt" rather than "up scope" and having the crew turn around with bewildered looks - or smiles*

Watson: I say, what have you captured on your camera, Holmes?
Holmes: Alimentary, my dear Watson.

woogienthecat: Sheridan! How thoughtful of you to call my dear!

"But the pictures were not of terrorist suspects planning a bombing, they were of knickers."

Oh how I wish that we had a vid of this quote.

"He has been suspended" vs. "He is hung" This is a good example of why translations are so difficult, and often misleading.

He works for the Department of Homeland Immaturity.

He must have Victoria Secret Service experience

A detective on a terrorist mission
Used his CrapCam in a sneaky position.
His surveillance excuse,
Not the most clever ruse,
Twas for knickers and bottoms he’s fishin’

Trafalgar Square ==> Req: lust afar a rag

When I have a wedgie, that feels like an act of terrorism. But I don't need a live feed to alert me...

Nice to know after all these years that the hunt for Yonotta Bin Laiden is still active.

Agent: "Excuse me, lady, but I need to alert you that there seems to be a large badger attacking your undies"

Lady: "Oh, I'm not WEARING undies"

Agent: *bbaaarrfff*

MeThinks he was searching for hidden explosives.

"Excuse me mam, I couldn't help noticing you didn't install the blasting cap correctly. Would you like a little help with that?"

*snork* @ Kibby!

Morning all!

You don't need to squeeze them together Punkin, you already have enough cleavage....

oh, nevermind, carry on.

and *snork* @ MOTW for the limerick, and of course @ mud for the haiku's, and artchick, and... oh this list is getting too long...


(@ everyone)

Jeez, I didn't even know this was a law enforcement career option.
I gotta do some research.

He misunderstood his prime directive...to ask "have you seen Bin Ladden recently?"...not "have you Bin Laiden recently?"...

wait, I got another one....

he thought they said look for camel toes...not camel jockeys

maybe he was just getting some refresher training on frisking? You can never be too prepared in this line of work.

GOod one, Punkin.

I really loved:

"But the pictures were not of terrorist suspects planning a bombing, they were of knickers."

I'm still trying to decide if "Terrorist Knickers" WBAGNFAB.

I like "Peeking at Knickers" better

what about Knicker Peekers?

as in, "Give it up for Tommy and the Knicker Peekers!"

"Peeking at Knickers" sounds like a two-act play.

*okay, okay, I'll stop now*

I'm gonna try a totally different direction...

"Undercover Panty Raiders"

I personally find it hard to believe that anyone would, while at work, do anything other than attend to doing the duties of their...oh. Nevermind.

What I find the most interesting is that the reporter thought it was significant enought to point out in the first or second senctence that the guy was - married!

Excellent reporting! :)

I suppose if he weren't married it would have been OK.
Dang! And I had the camera all ready.

Inappropriate Undergarments appeared somewhere else, but possibly applies here.

snork @ badger!

Boy, I'm a little slow on the uptake this morning. I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out who the hell badger was.
I'm gonna go get more coffee.

blurker, that's the point I thought he was trying to make - as if!

I would like to request a fresh posting, oh blog gods....

I second 24-aholic!

What's the matter, 24aholic - this topic got your panties in a bunch? Oh - look there, why yes, yes they are!

an we got the photos to prove it.

Who says I'm wearing any?

Judi, don't you dare change the post!!!
This is gettin' good.

keep your pants on, cowboy! It was a momentary lapse into smutville...

Men/boys have been doing this for years...when I was young they'd somehow attach a mirror to their shoe -the technology's better now - pervs will be pervs!

Ah shoot!

*kicks the ground*

Wyo was gonna put up pics and everything.

***re-arranges halo***

Okay, I'm all better now

Ooooooh! So that's where Bin Laden is! No wonder we never found him. Now I wonder where the weapons of mass destruction are...

I guess looking up like that all women look like Bin Laden and all men have weapons of mass destruction....

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