CANADIAN PRODUCT OF THE DAY SO FAR
What will they think of next?
(Thanks to Karin Dixon)
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July 26, 2006
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Posted by: MrBill | July 26, 2006 at 12:20 PM
"secured" ice cubes for children?
Posted by: Betsi | July 26, 2006 at 12:20 PM
Are they having problems keeping things frozen IN FREAKIN' CANADA????
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 26, 2006 at 12:22 PM
I saw this on the news and thought WTF??? Who is going to buy this pretentious, silly product? And then it hit me - Paris! I'm not too good for tap water.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:22 PM
This cracks me up ! I love a product aimed and marketed directly at suckers ..
Posted by: Sean | July 26, 2006 at 12:24 PM
"New from Robco - PRE-digested foods! Great weight-loss product! Just order three meals a day, and they arrive PRE-digested! No more time consuming chewing and swallowing! Just open one meal at breakfast, another at lunch and another at dinner - and just DUMP THEM DOWN THE TOILET!!! How easy is THAT!? Your actual colon need not do ANY actual work!
BUT WAIT! If you order one month's worth of our special pre-digested cuisine, we'll include a tiny little man to do the actual toilet-dumping step FOR YOU!
(DISCLAIMER: Use of this product has not been evaluated by the FDA. Prolonged use may cause a slow, painful death. Little man not guaranteed to be alive upon delivery. Void where prohibited. Not available in Arizona.)
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 26, 2006 at 12:28 PM
The funny thing is there are plenty of morons out there that would by this useless product.
Posted by: Siouxie | July 26, 2006 at 12:29 PM
24-Do you think they'll make them with Kaballa water?
Posted by: MrBill | July 26, 2006 at 12:32 PM
Mr. Bill, maybe we can get a deal if we buy this with a Madonna infested toilet seat
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:37 PM
I honestly can't think of one funny line.
All I can say is "You gotta be sh!ttin' me."
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 12:41 PM
blurk, we might be able to include that ingredient in the Madonna Kabbalah water
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:45 PM
P.T. Barnum would have been so proud.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 12:46 PM
Punkin - AWWwww!
Posted by: Disgruntled Arizonian | July 26, 2006 at 12:47 PM
Aww, Canada lost the recipe for ice.....how tragic.
Posted by: Baltimore Kat | July 26, 2006 at 12:48 PM
And 100 blog bucks for the first person that gets the P.T. Barnum reference. (and I know there are plenty of you out there)
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 12:49 PM
Are you calling us suckers, blurk. Cuz there is one born every minute
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:50 PM
I think I'll start selling dehydrated water.
Posted by: Brian | July 26, 2006 at 12:50 PM
"There's a sucker born every minute", Blurkie
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 26, 2006 at 12:51 PM
24 - wanna split that $100?????
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 26, 2006 at 12:52 PM
"Each blessed hour brings 60 of 'em; each time the wooden cuckoo shows his face, another sucker takes his place in line to buy my brand of genuine malarkey, God bless and love 'em."
They made an EXCELLENT Broadway musical called Barnum; the opening song is "There's a Sucker Born Every Minute."
Posted by: Guin | July 26, 2006 at 12:53 PM
Something tells me blurk would rather see us wrestle for it. Although I am humbled (and intimidated) by your bazoomage, so I may just forfeit!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:53 PM
"Aww, Canada lost the recipe for ice.....how tragic"
Maybe a snake ate it?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:55 PM
24, nope the match is all set. Who wants ringside seats?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 12:56 PM
***sigh*** fine - I'll go put on my spandex. Can I request Kiefer as the ring dude?
Punkin - be gentle
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 12:59 PM
Blurkie - NO oil this time! Last time my bra kept sliding off.
Posted by: Punkin (thinks imagery might actually kill Blurker) Poo | July 26, 2006 at 01:00 PM
What's that smell? *sniff* *sniff* Is that a hoax I smell?
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 26, 2006 at 01:02 PM
Huh? Whut? Sorry, I passed out there for a minute.
Punkin don't do that!!!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 01:03 PM
Bras? oh, crap, better go put mine back on.
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 01:03 PM
*feels faint*
Here we go again.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 01:06 PM
Hey, blurk, if you can't hang with the big girls, well, then, what use are ya?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 01:07 PM
*high fives 24 - goes off with her to blow $100 blog bucks on blogaritas - leaves Blurker sweating*
Posted by: Punkin "Big Girl" Poo | July 26, 2006 at 01:11 PM
Hey! Gimme back my wallet!!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 26, 2006 at 01:17 PM
???
No one has heard of this type of product before? I was at a party last year and iced drinks were served with frozen ice-like cubes in them. The cubes were plastic and I assume water was inside them. WHen they "melted" the drinks didn't get watered down.
I see them for sale at World Market all the time.
Posted by: slyeyes | July 26, 2006 at 01:18 PM
just add "cold".....
Posted by: Chaz | July 26, 2006 at 01:20 PM
Punkin, i think i love you
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 01:27 PM
There's always Canned Mountain Air
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Reference Wench | July 26, 2006 at 01:29 PM
Can you also get ready-to-boil water, packaged with a one-use metal pan? How about ready-to-drink water, packaged in one-serving plastic bottles...oh, wait
Posted by: kj | July 26, 2006 at 01:30 PM
sly - I know what you're talking about. This product is pre-filled ice cube trays, hermetically sealed. For the rich ultra-lazy-butt.
*snork* @ Chaz!
Posted by: MOTW | July 26, 2006 at 01:31 PM
That's rediculous. They're probably charging 5 bucks a box, too.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, I got the P.T. Barnum reference. I feel so proud.
Posted by: Bobbi | July 26, 2006 at 01:33 PM
Hands off our blogaritas, Bobbi!
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 26, 2006 at 01:35 PM
i think prefrozen kids would be more marketable. the thawed ones are way too active.
Posted by: crossgirl | July 26, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Actually we just make these ice cube thingies up here and then expeort them all to the US. Just another reaason why we are each other's largest trading partner.
Posted by: ArcticAl | July 26, 2006 at 02:30 PM
Carnac the Magnificent
"Pre-packed, Unfrozen Ice Cubes"
Miamians on a flight to Canada.
*rim shot*
Posted by: Ann | July 26, 2006 at 03:53 PM
Maybe they'll sell them to eskimos?
Posted by: Ba Dum Bum | July 26, 2006 at 08:21 PM