ATTENTION, STRUMPETS OF A DIFFERENT KIND
They are waiting for you in Hungary.
(Note: The video linked in the article would get the DNOAWOIYDWYMTTYNYG warning.)
(Thanks to Eleanor)
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July 21, 2006
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OMG - my 2 favorite activities! I'll be FIRST on the tour boat
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 21, 2006 at 10:39 AM
Good one, El.
But I read this literally: Fancy sex on a fishing boat?
I was wondering what was "fancy" about it.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 21, 2006 at 10:42 AM
I will wait till lunch when the office clears out then I am totally gonna watch that video.
Posted by: mudstuffin | July 21, 2006 at 10:43 AM
Wooooo Hooooo! Who wants to go fishin'? I'll bring the pole! I mean the rod. I mean...um...who wants to go fishin'?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 10:45 AM
*snork*
did anyone else notice the little hungarian bees gettin it on?
Posted by: TCK | July 21, 2006 at 10:47 AM
It's not just Sex on a Fishing Boat... It's FANCY Sex on a Fishing Boat!
Perhaps "Sex on a Fishing Boat" is the sequel to "Snakes on a Plane."
Posted by: Matt Morrison | July 21, 2006 at 10:48 AM
OK, it was definately sex on a fishin boat - but fancy sex? for that, i think we'll need a fancier boat
Posted by: TCK | July 21, 2006 at 10:49 AM
Wow.
And here I thought all you could do on a fishing boat was fish!...what an uneducated American I am!
Posted by: Dau | July 21, 2006 at 10:51 AM
And I thought only my ramparts pulsated like that!
Posted by: scat/sfo | July 21, 2006 at 10:51 AM
I, for one, don't care if it's an inflatable raft.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 10:51 AM
...its popularity fell in the past few years as Hungarians choose to spend the summer abroad.
... so what's changed? Sounds about the same to me.
*wonders how far this lake is from Prague*
*wonders if he could get this arranged for his boat, on his lake, here*
Why's it aimed at the younger crowd? Trying to get the Piss Up crowd from England?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 21, 2006 at 10:52 AM
Okay, now THOSE were gallantly streaming ramparts! Totally bizarre.
Posted by: marfie | July 21, 2006 at 10:52 AM
*wonders why Eleanor found this*
Partner????? Something you oughta be explaining?
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 21, 2006 at 10:54 AM
...its popularity fell in the past few years as Hungarians choose to spend the summer abroad.
Given the choice, I would spend MY summers ON a broad.
Ooh, I'm gonna get it for that one.
*slinks to the doghouse*
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 10:57 AM
The only others I know of that use the term "fancy" is McDonalds on their ketchup.
Still, gonna need a bigger boat.
Posted by: Mickle Spiffy | July 21, 2006 at 10:57 AM
LOVE the horny bees...
Posted by: Siouxie | July 21, 2006 at 10:59 AM
Without being able to view the video, I feel I have little to contribute.
But that's never stopped me before.
Do you suppose he used a rubber
...bait?
Posted by: 24-aholic | July 21, 2006 at 11:06 AM
*zips in and takes a bow*
I'm glad everyone is enjoying this!
Hey partner, I was just looking around for a way for you to earn some money with your boat!!!!
What do you think? :)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 21, 2006 at 11:10 AM
sorry, can't comment today. Gone "fishin'."
Posted by: Wyo Cowboy | July 21, 2006 at 11:11 AM
OK, I dare not open the video now, but I need to know what popoular '80's song is played. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun? Like a Virgin? (My Girl Wants to) Party All the Time? (Does Eddie Murphy count?) I Want Your Sex? Which one?
Posted by: Wendi with an "i" | July 21, 2006 at 11:11 AM
How can this tread have gone this far without someone bringing up the the old saw about the commonality of lite beer and sex in a boat - "F**ing close to water!"
Posted by: pogo | July 21, 2006 at 11:14 AM
So we're saying adultry is a good thing, now?
Posted by: Schadeboy | July 21, 2006 at 11:20 AM
Anyone wanna rent my pontoons?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 21, 2006 at 11:24 AM
No video for me.
*pouts and goes out for a float on Punkin's pontoons*
Posted by: KDF | July 21, 2006 at 11:39 AM
Wendi, it's apparently some song that was popular in Hungary in the 80's. Can't understand a word of it.
Little help here?
Posted by: scat/sfo | July 21, 2006 at 11:41 AM
Punkin, need you really ask? What are the rates? By the hour? By the day? I'll dip into the kid's college fund.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 11:42 AM
thats one "thre hour tour" I wouldnt mind taking....
I wonder what popular 80's song....OPP? (for those who dont know that is "Other People's Person"...like a taken person)
Posted by: Chaz | July 21, 2006 at 11:50 AM
Hum, income with my boat? interesting idea
*wonders if he'll be able to turn a profit*
Reminds me of that news article last year (think it was blogged) where a "party" cruise went out of (Turkey??? Italy??) to international waters and everyone had an orgy. Someone narc'd and lots got into trouble - my question was, if it was in international waters who has jurisdiction? The U.N.?
*goes to find article*
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 21, 2006 at 11:52 AM
Where's the damn video?
ALl I get is a BS Chase Rewards Card video and some other crapola.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 21, 2006 at 11:52 AM
the u.n would just send in 'piece'keepers...
Posted by: insomniac | July 21, 2006 at 11:54 AM
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 21, 2006 at 11:56 AM
said article
... hum, didn't work last time...
Posted by: Kibby F5™ | July 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM
Hey Laynie, so does this make it a potential vacation spot? Or does it rule it out as one?
You know, enquiring minds and all that... :)
Posted by: DDi | July 21, 2006 at 12:00 PM
*muttering "Durn firewalls, anyway"*
I'm guessing the tune isn't Huey Lewis' "Bad is Bad"? If they hadn't specified the '80s, I'd suggest "The Banana Boat Song"... (does anyone have that link to the woman eating a banana in such a way that she looks like she's giving a Lewinsky?)
Posted by: obi wan | July 21, 2006 at 12:10 PM
Oh, and BTW, congrats to Mickle for being the first one to get the "bigger boat" reference in!!! *tips cap in Mickle's direction*
Posted by: obi wan | July 21, 2006 at 12:12 PM
The bees were the best.
And Hooray for El!
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2006 at 12:13 PM
Kibby,
Now I know why everyone's using Cyprus as a staging area out of Lebanon! BTW, has Dante Culpepper heard of this yet?
Posted by: obi wan | July 21, 2006 at 12:17 PM
Whatever rocks your boat, Di!! ;)
Posted by: Eleanor | July 21, 2006 at 12:19 PM
row row row your boat
through Lake Balaton
warily warily warily warily
until you 'get it on'!
Posted by: insomniac | July 21, 2006 at 12:28 PM
Obviously, horny middle-aged men, duh.
Posted by: Nancy | July 21, 2006 at 12:32 PM
Hey, I resmeble that remark....
Posted by: Chaz | July 21, 2006 at 12:37 PM
Hey! At least we're not gettin' drunk at a strip club!
That was yesterday.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 12:42 PM
Ya' know, I was going to completely rewrite this, but I didn't see the point. It's already a parody of itself, so I just changed a few words...
Adultery, exciting and new
Come to Hungary. We're expecting you.
Adultery, cheating's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on illicit romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's a secret tryst on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! (hey-ah!)
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on illicit romance.
Love won't hurt anymore
It's a secret tryst on a friendly shore.
It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! It's
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
It's the Love Boat-ah! It's the Love Boat-ah!
Posted by: marfie | July 21, 2006 at 01:21 PM
Okay, I've been trying to follow the rules of good blog manners - I blurked silently for a few months before trying to join conversations and I tried to work out answers to everything on my own before giving up and asking the veteran bloglits... and I've been trying so hard to work out all the various warning initialisms, but I could use a little help on this one.
DNOAWOIYDWYMTTYNYG = ???
Do Not Open At Work Or If You Don't Want Your Mother To Tell Your Not You're Grandma? That's my best guess so far. Can anyone tell me if I'm even close? Sorry!
Posted by: Tanpopo | July 21, 2006 at 02:08 PM
Ya got the DNOAW part. Or If you Don't Want Your Mother To Think You're (Not Your) Gay.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 02:10 PM
Also if you click on the "Acronyms" link on the left there are more.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 02:15 PM
Ohhh! That's very helpful! So really I was good up through DNOAWOIYDWYMT... I just had the TYNYG wrong. I'm actually almost kind of proud of myself a little!
But what if you ARE gay? NTTAWWT!
Posted by: Tanpopo | July 21, 2006 at 02:24 PM
It disturbs me that my friend El was reading an article like this. It disturbs me that Judi would post it, too, but I expect that from her by now.
*wink*
Posted by: «LabSpecimen» | July 21, 2006 at 02:26 PM
*grins*
*refrains from pointing out to El that Lab finally commented*
Dang. You guys always know how to to ruin a perfectly good bad mood.
Posted by: neophyte | July 21, 2006 at 02:36 PM
This comment is for the sole purpose of commenting on Lab's comment, and acknowledging the fact that he commented.
Posted by: Leetie | July 21, 2006 at 02:49 PM
No comment.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 21, 2006 at 02:51 PM
Comment allez-vous ?
Posted by: marfie | July 21, 2006 at 03:00 PM
Tres bien! Et vous?
(good one marfie!)
*decides to ignore Lab's comment - too little, too late*
*grins*
Tanpopo, you could be gay but still not want your mother to know, right? :) NTTAWWT!
And welcome!
Posted by: Eleanor | July 21, 2006 at 03:08 PM
Did NEbuddy else get those Magyar popup/under ads after they clicked on the link?
Bueller? Anyone?
(Watchu mean, nobuddy else clicked on it ... ???)
Posted by: O. the U(manity) | July 21, 2006 at 10:21 PM