AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(Thanks a big freaking heap to Artchick)
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"Itsounds like a bad joke".....There is NOTHING funny about this!
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 22, 2006 at 12:05 PM
Dear God...I was hoping they WERE making it up!
Posted by: Siouxie | July 22, 2006 at 12:13 PM
first, dave strumpets where ever I am NOT, then judi posts THIS????? what have I ever done to deserve this? <>
Posted by: azred | July 22, 2006 at 12:13 PM
darn html tags - that was supposed to say <>
Posted by: azred | July 22, 2006 at 12:15 PM
AARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! change that invisible line from "crawls off whimpering softly" to "runs in front of a crazed pack of wolves screaming loudly". sheesh. is this my punishment for goofing around with the blog when I should be packing and cleaning house?
Posted by: azred | July 22, 2006 at 12:18 PM
Qualifies as "sign of the apocalypse."
Posted by: Danyah | July 22, 2006 at 12:26 PM
WTD? Did several comments just go "poof"? LisaBFF -- back me up here? I hate to see my getting approval from women other than my wife just disappear like that... ;-)
Posted by: WriterDude | July 22, 2006 at 12:36 PM
HAssleHoff and his life. Who will play the Baywatch stars? Who will play the car? Who will play the 65 year old Stripper?
Posted by: Alfred | July 22, 2006 at 12:38 PM
What did the Aussies ever do to deserve THAT?
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 22, 2006 at 12:42 PM
I saw one of those VH1 shows yesterday, don't know which one, and they briefly talked about this. They showed a picture of him wearing a T-shirt that said "Don't Hassel the Hoff." ISIANMTU.
Posted by: Ann | July 22, 2006 at 12:45 PM
he makes me long for the understated good taste of William Shatner...
Posted by: insomniac | July 22, 2006 at 12:51 PM
WriterDude-Never fear, I think they're still on the "kitty" thread.
Posted by: Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa | July 22, 2006 at 12:56 PM
"The production - which features dancers from both Chicago and Jeckyl & Hyde - will open in Melbourne (date to be determined) before hopefully coming to America."
HOPEFULLY????
Posted by: Siouxie | July 22, 2006 at 12:57 PM
Excuse me, I hate to pick nits, but isn't that spelled: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH ?
Posted by: George Foxworth | July 22, 2006 at 01:02 PM
Things are different in Florida George.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | July 22, 2006 at 01:09 PM
*slaps forehead, sans protection*
Thanks, Lisa -- my daughter went to this thread while I was getting more coffee, which I guess was more needed than I thought...
Posted by: WriterDude | July 22, 2006 at 01:10 PM
Who will play Spongebob? And Patrick? And Hasselhoff's ego?
Posted by: WoosterGirl | July 22, 2006 at 01:46 PM
"I am also doing a heart-rendering set on my life and the mistakes I have made..."
Ooops! I did it again!
Posted by: Betsy | July 22, 2006 at 02:03 PM
*evil chuckle* Sorry, Judi. Would it help if I sent you pictures of naked men? Maybe the Hoff did a Playgirl spread.
Posted by: artchick | July 22, 2006 at 03:03 PM
Dear Mr. Hasselhoff: you meant "heart-rending," not "heart-rendering."
Thank you.
Posted by: Betsi | July 22, 2006 at 03:31 PM
I'm not sure Betsi, he may have meant "rendering"!!
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 22, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Run Away! Run Awaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!
Posted by: marfie | July 22, 2006 at 04:18 PM
Somebody please tell me that this is some sort of cruel acid flashback. Which I admit would be impressive since I never actually dropped acid, but I'm willing to start now if it will make this go away.
Posted by: marfie | July 22, 2006 at 04:19 PM
i would compare Hasselhof to the output of a rendering plant myself...
Posted by: insomniac | July 22, 2006 at 04:26 PM
Marfie, I'm not sure dropping acid would be enough. Now maybe if boiled ourselves in acid, it would be less painful.
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 22, 2006 at 04:39 PM
Jazzz, can we boil Hoff in acid instead and save us all a lot of pain?
Posted by: marfie | July 22, 2006 at 04:58 PM
Deal
Posted by: Jazzzz | July 22, 2006 at 05:06 PM
I want to entertain people. Sammy Davis (Jr.) was my hero.
Yeah, but Sammy Davis (Jr.) was black. And Sammy Davis (Jr.) was Jewish. And (this is the key point, Hoff), Sammy Davis (Jr.) had talent.
(Note: I'm not saying that whites and non-Jews can't be talented, just that white non-Jews named Hoff probably can't.)
Posted by: Brad | July 22, 2006 at 05:14 PM
If ya'all want a good laugh at the expense of The Hoff, head on over to snarkywood.com. Puts his entire career in perspective. Guaranteed good time.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 22, 2006 at 05:32 PM
um brad, what's that got to do with anything... and well, hasselhoff is just one more over the hill talentless bozo who thinks people would be interested in his pathetic life. let's get the important stuff on here.. twitney, manilow, cher...
[sorry, i dont know what overtook me. better get my meds]
Posted by: queensbee | July 22, 2006 at 05:33 PM
And ummm... are they expecting people to watch this?
Posted by: Bumble | July 22, 2006 at 05:49 PM
Bumble - I'm thinking it's a ploy by Homeland Security to drive terrorists away. And citizens. And a large amount of roaches.
Posted by: Punkin Poo | July 22, 2006 at 06:35 PM
*crossing fingers it works*
Posted by: Bumble | July 22, 2006 at 06:40 PM
He is World Famous in Germany.
Maybe because it's down under no one will see it.
Or is that a geographically insensitive thing to say?
Ok I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I should not now hit post.
Hmmm what should I do now?
(eyes closed random mouse clicking)
Posted by: Unrealious | July 22, 2006 at 10:06 PM
Are you kidding me?!?
A pint of any sort of inibriant at all and I'll be right up front!
Unlike network TV sitcoms I really can't see how this can fail to be funny....
Posted by: Laura Vona | July 23, 2006 at 12:11 AM
Actually Laura, you have a point. Sometimes something is so bad, that it's hilarious to watch. There was a movie sometime in the 80's starring Vanna White as Aphrodite (I think it was called "Goddess of Love") that was just deliciously bad - hideous acting, hackneyed plot, bad electronic music, the whole 9 yards... I laughed through the entire thing.
Posted by: marfie | July 23, 2006 at 01:02 AM
"heart-rendering"???? Did he mean "heart-rending" or not? You decide.
Posted by: BK | July 24, 2006 at 10:30 AM