A DREAM COME TRUE
Except nobody wants 'em THAT big.
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Wanna bet?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 02:24 PM
Says who?
Posted by: WriterDude | July 10, 2006 at 02:25 PM
only if they could use the belly fat i've been trying to get rid of for ... um....way to long!!
Posted by: lollyk | July 10, 2006 at 02:26 PM
me thinks the men here will disagree...no?
Posted by: Susy | July 10, 2006 at 02:27 PM
wait! i forgot! i don't need this but i'd be willing to be a donor ;)
Posted by: lollyk | July 10, 2006 at 02:28 PM
And while I'm thinkin' about it (surprise, surprise), when speaking in the context of ramparts could someone please tell me what the term "too big" means? I've never understood that.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 02:29 PM
Intro to Male Math:
Double-D = Triple-X.
Posted by: CJrun | July 10, 2006 at 02:29 PM
Well we have finally come full cicle..Today we've had dong, Sak and now boobs... Time to drink.
Posted by: Sean | July 10, 2006 at 02:31 PM
Just what I need, cellulite on my boobs.
Posted by: Suzy Q | July 10, 2006 at 02:34 PM
Me and Annie are already havin sake.
And I'm tryin to look her in the eyes.
I just know I'm headed to the doghouse today.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 02:35 PM
sean: cycle
blukernomore: my sister was a 42 ggg. it was scary. we were always afriad she'd tip over or start honking the horn on accident
Posted by: lollyk | July 10, 2006 at 02:35 PM
lollyk, 42 triple gig ramparts equals 120 gig hard drive.
Or so the IT people tell me.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 02:37 PM
lollyk: circle.
Unless we are talking washing machines or periods I think it is circle. But either way it works..
Posted by: Sean | July 10, 2006 at 02:41 PM
Sean -in the Sun, the correct spelling is BOOBS
Your fat's in need of distribution,
well you know
You can go under the doc's knife
You don't want a silcone solution
well, you know
The answer's been there all your life!
Just fork over money to get that fat sucked out
Your ramparts will stun 'em without a doubt!
Don't you know they're gonna be, alright...
Those parts of you that need subtraction
well, you know
We won't let them go to waste
They'll get a very good reaction
well,you know
When you're more to your guy's taste!
But if think fat'll build up a small guy's d*ck
We're sorry we haven't learned how to do that kind of trick!
don't you know it's gonna be, all right...
Posted by: insomniac | July 10, 2006 at 02:49 PM
"They are not like breast implants that become hard." They're more likely to become saggy
Posted by: Jenny-O | July 10, 2006 at 02:52 PM
Thanks.I forgot.. My mammary isn'twhat it used to be.
Posted by: Sean | July 10, 2006 at 02:53 PM
I just noticed in the right column of that page is an ad for "TOP TEN VIRAL VIDEOS"
Huh?
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 02:57 PM
Please correct me if I am wrong, Won't the fat cells expand more as the female of the species begins to gain more weight? I believe just relocating the fat will not remove it from weight gain. A recipient of this kind of augmentation may end up with more than they anticipated.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | July 10, 2006 at 03:07 PM
JoG,
I would pray to God that you're not wrong.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 03:14 PM
that is as stupid an idea as i have ever heard.
Posted by: queensbee | July 10, 2006 at 03:15 PM
I guess it's kinda like sucking fat cells from the stomach and injecting them into the lips a la Angelina
Posted by: Sarah J | July 10, 2006 at 03:25 PM
*( wonders if there is some way they can transfer my thinking from my little head to my big head )*
Posted by: Sean | July 10, 2006 at 03:27 PM
No, Sean. Cause then you'd just end up with a stiff neck.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 03:31 PM
Won't this confuse Jack Bauer?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 10, 2006 at 03:32 PM
they're going to take fat cells and inject them into Angelina Jolie? (she'll soon be "Lara Croft, Refrigerator")
Posted by: insomniac | July 10, 2006 at 03:32 PM
How do you think her lips got so big?
Posted by: Sarah J | July 10, 2006 at 03:54 PM
I thought they tried this ten years or more ago. And then discovered that the fat calcified or something and looked like pre-cancerous areas on mammograms. I wonder how they solved that problem.
Posted by: Sallyacious | July 10, 2006 at 03:54 PM
To the men: "too big" is when a) while breastfeeding the milk backs up into your arms (I know someone this happened to and she said it hurt like he!!), or b) when the weight of them causes chronic back pain, or c) when no one, but no one, could identify your face.
Posted by: Ann | July 10, 2006 at 03:57 PM
Ann,
a) Two words: breast pump
b) One word: Tylenol
c) Not a problem. Won't be lookin there anyway.
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 04:01 PM
wow blurker, I don't think you want to open this can of worms. Of course I like to watch sparks fly.
Posted by: Juggler of Geese | July 10, 2006 at 04:05 PM
um... have you not heard about the procedure used to transplant fat from... er ... the backside into the lips? perfect for anyone who wants to kiss their own a**.
Posted by: puppytoes | July 10, 2006 at 04:06 PM
Nope, blurker. The glands actually go up to the arms, and pumping would simply make them keep producing more milk. It's pretty horrible.
Posted by: Ann | July 10, 2006 at 04:08 PM
yeahbut, yeahbut...*sigh*...OK
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 10, 2006 at 04:11 PM
will that lead to cottage cheese breasts?
Posted by: Chaz | July 10, 2006 at 05:00 PM
My wife, the other Doc, says, "Sign me up!"
Posted by: Dr. Doug | July 10, 2006 at 07:54 PM
Sarah J ~
I just spent way too long at the site you linked to. Those celeb animals are freaky, but dead-on!
Posted by: Cat R. | July 10, 2006 at 10:35 PM
blurker: In my opinion, much more than a handfull is too big. Larger can be acceptable (barely), but artificially larger ramparts are a major major major turn off. I'd rather focus on the A than the T. There should be plenty of A.
Posted by: notme | July 11, 2006 at 02:31 PM
notme, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!
Posted by: blurkernomore | July 11, 2006 at 04:24 PM