« Previous | Main | Next »

June 23, 2006

WE HARDLY KNEW YE, WHAT WITH THE SHELL

 Harriet is gone.

(Thanks to guin)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Just how the heck do they know she was 175 years old? Was anyone there (besides Bob Dole) when she was born?

What a turtlicious day!

Talk about yer serious old maid! They didn't know he was a she until she was over 100.

My question is how the heck did they figure HE was a SHE??? after a hundred years????

What a magnificent creature. Her amazing life spanned sailing ships to the space shuttle. She will truly be missed.

Okay, who's got the soup kettle?

I hear the zoo is going to shell out big bucks for a proper wake...

She doesn't look a day over 170.

what would it have sounded like if she didn't pass away quietly?

Betsi - she would have made a shell of lot of noise.

I'm proud to say I actually made Harriet's acquaintance. Well, I visited Australia Zoo, and stood with a throng of people to gape at her. Nevertheless, she touched my heart.

I'll have to talk to my boss about bereavement leave...

"Harriet, who was originally mistaken for a male tortoise and called Harry for more than a century..."

...while she laughed to herself because all those scientists who prided themselves on their genius were morons...

I would be impressed but I have been to Tampa and you are not even eligible for social security till 200 in Tampa.

She used to be a snapping turtle until--at 150--she lost her teeth.

Awwww ... Chow Yi, I didn't meet her in person (or in "shell") but I did see her on Animal Planet with her mate (as in buddy, not "mate" mate) Steve Irwin.

*sniff* I just figured she'd live forever.

Chow see if your boss will foot the bill for you to attend the services.

RIP

Cheryl~ Being on TV w/ him is probably what did her in.

Cheryl, just try to look at it like a television series that has ended.Like When ROSANNE ended.well, I guess that was a gbood day, shoot , you know what I mean.~

gbgbgb... hmmm close together on the keyboard....

El - that would be "RIT" (rest in tortoise)

Guin, if that, shouldn't it be RITS (shell)? :)

Or maybe just on the half shell?
(Turtle power!)

What's so sad is that even after 175 years, she never really came out of her shell.

After a horribly long day, it is slightly convenient that I can cite Cagle, 1939, as the reason they had the sex wrong for a hundred-years.

Meanwhile, Japanese couples are apparently having the sex wrong and it's 2006.

Baboons stealing British flags, and Turtles traveling throughout the British Empire. " Oh! Rudyard Kipling, Where art though?"

I believe Rudyard's with Harriet now.

Keepers at the zoo who cared for Harriet attributed her longevity to a stress-free life.

well, that's amazing, since she spent more than half her life called Harry, and couldnt shout out I"M A GIRL, you dipsticks..'.. that's a lotta stress. she probably could have made it to 200 if not for that. the article didnt say when the services are, and i hope they dont have to compete with the kidman wedding.

Oh, Harriet, oh, Harriet!
Symbol of the G.B.E.
You struted your stuff,
Over the years enough,
From Sea to shinning Sea!

When you expired,
We tried and tried,
But couldn't come to grips.
The Aussies lost a faithful soul-
And the British, too, I'm told!

One day in Heaven,I hope we meet.
Then I can ask you why: "The Queens and Kings of England didn't hear your cry? They left you to your own diversion and didn't seem to care. But it was the Aussies down below the line that really gave you fare!"

It seems to me she lived her life like an unlit candle on a windless day...never doing much, just--there.

The question is: did Steve Irwin shed crocodile tears?

No one is still reading this I hope.

Not a soul! Not a soul.

Nobody at all.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise