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June 07, 2006

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Now they're blocking major highways with toilet paper.

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First!

The first thing that comes to mind is that I don't think they have enough TP to clean up the mess in NY...

That really burns my a$$.

The mental picture of flaming toilet paper rolls careening down the highway just wipes me out!

what mess in NY???

I can just see it now, the poor defenseless toilet paper rolling as fast as they could away from the devastating flames, only to be struck by oncoming traffic. It's positively tear-jerking!

Run Charmin! Ruuuuunn!


It must have been one of those new "low flow highways".

was the paper absorbent enough to clean up after the firehoses?

Okay, so England has cheese rolling down a hill with people chasing after it and New York has flaming toilet paper rolling down a busy road with people chasing after it.
Why do these sound like events for a redneck Olympics?

*snork* at Lucy!

I would LOVE to read the insurance claims.

Before long this would be a standard t.p. prank.

"Clean up on Aisle...um, WHAT?"

Redneck Olympics WBAGNFACountryRB

What a sh!tty mess.

LOL @ you all.

traffic was backed up for miles

they used too much tp!!!

nah, I think someone just had a major sleepover with 500 thirteen year-olds. What a TP party. (They were just at my neighbor's house last week. I know.)

Doens't it make you want to beat the cr@p outta the terrorists?

Swarmin' Charmin: Film at 11.

Could someone dump a load (tee hee) of Charmin - or better yet - Bounty - on OUR roads? We in the Northeast have had 5 fr!kkin weeks of rain!!! I'm growing algae in places my washcloth can't reach!

(TMI?)

OK, anytime "toilet paper" and "traffic backup" is involved in the same story... (going to other threads...)

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