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June 07, 2006

THIS JUST IN FROM CANADA

It's getting crazy up there! First a terrorist plot, and now this.

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PETA First

I'm thinking the fisherman was (at least) half-crocked.

Hey, I'm sunbathing over here and forgot to turn over. What't the deal with the net?

Marine interpretation center? They need interpreters for fish?

Only half cooked? I've got butter. Lets finish the job and call it breakfast.

"It was almost just the same as (boiled) on one side." SNORK - Did anyone else have trouble reading that sentence? I think Mr. Tulk should be taken to the interpretation center.

I, for one, think prebaked lobsters are a marvelous idea. I always feel slightly like a serial killer when I have to toss them live into the boiling water...

But then again, I'm Canadian which means I also understood perfectly what Mr. Tulk was saying.

it's hard to get those spray on tans nice and even.

this may be a glick in the evolution of camouflage. lobsters who look like they're already cooked may have longer life spans than those who appear all fresh and yummy.

Oh. And those terrorists are cooked too.

Some would-be coastal chef got a call on his cell phone, and LobBoy leapt from the pot and scuttled back to the seaside. He's been boring the heck out of his friends for years with the story: "See this scar??? It was late one evening in Kennebunkport..."

Here's a link with a picture.

How cool is that? As a crab-type biologist, I think this is legit; an inability of some shell-forming tissues to fix the blue mix in the pigments.

it makes me think of Frank Gorshin from Star Trek (geeky geezer reference)

It's a crustacean sensation.

Probably just another creature going Punk

Ayuh. Down heyah, we like ouwah lobstahs crunchy on the outside and chewy on tha inside. Like lobstah nougut. Why I caught a lobstah one time that had clawahs so humongus, it grabbed my cockinballs and wouldn't let go. Why I hadta go see ol' Doc Cahtah to get that lobstah pried off my cockinballs. My sack swelled up like poodle in tha microwave. My muthah had a poodle once, it liked to bite. One time it grabbed holda my cockinballs.........

A already boiled lobster? This is a sign of the apocolypse. Perhaps the world really will end yesterday.

OK, now that i can breathe again (just barely), i gotta say that i laughed so hard just now after reading the comment by the Lobstahman that i think i pulled something

seriously, i may need medical attention

Thanks, TC...*pats him on the back to clear windpipe*

*guessing... in Canada, "orange" means "red"?

Not that any lobster I've ever boiled came out that color (sorry, Canadians and Brits are on the web... "colour"), but to ME, that looks like an orange lobster, NOT a half-boiled one...

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