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June 22, 2006

THEY CALL IT A "FROLIC"

We call it terrorist-training Squirrel Fu.

(Thanks to Schadeboy)

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"Foul! Foul! He hit me!"

"You will sleep now, Nutso, and when you awaken, you will climb the nearest power pole and eat the wires..."

hey if you ever want to see something funny try giving a squirrel a TicTac. I did and he kept putting it in his mouth then taking it back out, over and over and over. I think he might have been having trouble determining if its food.

then again I guess I'm not realy sure either.

Did y'all check out the first miage in that series? That woman looks freakishly pregnant!

Orcel, I just don't have a comment on that.

I think one of those squirrels should put on a prom dress.

miage?

What the hell is a miage?

**consulting dictionary**

Ah! Here it is. "Word that Schadeboy just invented for the sole purpose of posting a comment on Dave Barry's blog."

Cool!

orcel - you...sigh...no comment from me, either.

Schadeboy - you're seeing things. Your post clearly said 'mirage.'

Orcel - is that anything like giving a chicken Baking Soda to eat?

Just wondering...

blurk - they ARE dressed up - they're rats in fur coats.

check out picture #8

now that's a party

Schadeboy - is giving a chicken baking soda anything like giving a seagull an alka-seltzer?

just wondering...

I don't know about chickens and baking soda but ducks do not explode when you give them alka-seltzer.

I know what you all are thinking, and I'm not weird I just went to a rather boring high school. okay!

orcel, I gotta go with the other bloglits...just...no comment.

I don't think you're weird. You're funny...at a distance, of course.

ahw shucks thanks Annie

Squirrel Fu WBAGNFARB

TCK - They are now armed with "Mighty Joint!"

Brainy & Tiny - aren't those Mexican pixie sticks?

Blurk: I'm with you, this looks like the prelims for some hasty prom night squirting. Which, by the way, Dave or some editor has changed to 'groping.'

Whoa - CJ - you're right. The editors are at it again.

but squirting was so much more accurate

hmph....I wouldn't know.

Isn't this the way that they did it in "From Here to Eternity, my dearest?"

It's funny - I remember seeing that picture published in a local paper here in Virginia a couple of weeks ago and thinking to myself, "I wonder how long before this is posted on Dave's blog as some kind of terrorist training camp for squirrels". Squirrel Fu. Brilliant!

That was in Alexandria? Then I can tell you with frightening accuracy that in the moment after that picture was taken, those squirrels were run over by a car on its way to one of the many ultra important events going on in the DC Metro area. Like, for instance, the 24/Homeland Security pow wow hosted by Rush Limbaugh.

Is that a jet engine or a keg of beer on top of this car?

Save me, Popeye! Save me!

"EAT SPINICH, ME DEAR, EAT SPINACH1 TIS GOOD FOR WHAT AILS YE!"

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