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June 23, 2006

THE NEWS FROM ORONO

It is deeply disturbing.

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*Pithy FIRST comment*

...but did it get to the other side? Twice?

Aaaaahhh! The terror-pin!!!

And, of course... does it taste like chicken afterward?

Apparently, the paint they were observing in Bangmore has dried, and they haved moved on.

Slow news day.

"On Thursday morning shortly after 7, Miller was walking to her cruiser when a motorist drove up to the police station to report that a turtle was in the parking lot of Pat's Pizza"..
Oh to be a cop in Bangor..
Ah, offisah, theas a tuhtall meanderin in the pahkin lot overthea at Pat's pizzah..Yah gonna cahl fah back up?

i couldn't figure out why this was news. then i notice where this was news.

"As soon as I got close to her, she pretty much freaked out," he said Thursday.

And do you have this effect on all the ladies?

Stephen King lives near there. I'm sure he'll be writing a book about it any day now.

also, *snork* at sharon.


The officer warned that although turtles look scute, they tend to get plastroned and drive their car a pace that is very dangerous..

I wonder if Stephen King's next novel will involve turtles taking over Bangor? oh the HORROR!!!

great names think alike Suzy Q

Pat's Pizza? Do they also have a Guido's Boxty?

One can only imagine the excitement when they got cable television if this sets them off. Of course, this assumes that they already have cable television...

*snork* at Jazzzz

They were probaly trying to pay their last respects to Harriett.

Dave you should have a gator released up there. We will have blogworthy news for months!!!

Wait a minute. Wasn't this mentioned in Isaiah or Jeremiah or another prophetic book? It wasn't? Oh.

The Voice of the Turtle could be heard throughtout Maine: "Are there any Medicaid Hospital Delivery Rooms here?"

"One of Hunter's graduate students is studying ways to curb road-related turtle deaths, he said."

Just one of the reasons the blue-collar worker scoffs at higher education.

Did Hunter College ever hear about the invention of cars?

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