TERRORISM UPDATE

Now the bastards are using cows to chase people into bogs.

(Thanks to DavCat14)

Comments

[Jeannie]

The "frisky" cows began to jump up and down? Now that I'd like to see!

[WoosterGirl]

I read "chase people into bLogs." Which is why I blog on The Blog.

Down, cow, down!!

[Annie Where-but-here]

"Cows pursue dog walker into bog" - I thought they were chasing one of those metal walker-thingys for elderly dogs.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Don't laugh - this happened to my mom. One morning she went to give a bucket of grain to our cows, and they charged her. I still remember her waving from the crabapple tree, saying "Have a nice day at school!" I spent the whole day wondering if she made it out of there ok.

Ok, now you can laugh.

[marfie]

Annie, thanks for the moooving story from your childhood. How did the cows get credit cards and what did you mom cost?

[WoosterGirl]

Annie WBH - maybe the grain was laced with domoic acid? Perhaps the cows thought your mom was a big blade of grass.

[marfie]

*sigh* (Throws an "r" up to her previous post)

[Cindy]

I'm not so sure this is a terrorist thing. More of another "Mad Cow" incident I think. Would love to know what the dog walker had in his tea to see cows jumping up and down.

[Guin]

He lost 250 pounds in the bog (Sorry, don't know how to make the squiggly)? Who in the world carries $500 in cash when they're walking their dog?

[Annie Where-but-here]

What they don't mention is that the guy was wearing a Miami Heat jersey. These were Maverick cows.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Guin - 250 pounds - maybe he meant his wife was still in there.

[Jan]

This is what happens when you don't Mind The Gap

[MoFaux]

I am constantly amazed at how devious and potentially violent the average cow really is.Catchthe new FOX network show called "COWS"
Bad Cows!
Bad Cows!
Whatch'ya gonna do when they come for you?
Bad cows!

[Annie Where-but-here]

They seem to be ok if you buy them jewelry. Everybody knows diamonds are for heifers.

[MoFaux]

I've never used this expression before, but Snorks to ABWH :) I almost had a cow wheni read that.

[KDF]

*SNORK!*

"Oh heavens, hurry! Ferry the firefighters through to the mire! The cows are frisky!"

[Lisa Bisa Fo Fisa]

*snork* @ Annie!

[Brad]

Meanwhile, the cows seem to have chased all of us into this blog.

[AmbrMerlinus]

I feel sorry for the guy. I know I'd be right pissed if I lost that much money (not including how much the glasses and ring were worth) in a field of mud (that probably includes a lot of cow pie, considering its location) after being chased by violent cattle. And the poor dog, too.

But it's still funny.

[Annie Where-but-here]

Mofaux, Lisa BFF - thanks, although I'm not sure if the heifer line is mine originally. I heard it a long time ago, but I'm not sure if I heard it from someone else or from me. Too much demonic acid I guess.

[southerngirl]

Annie - doesn't matter, it was still *snork* worthy!

and you almost made MoFaux have a cow.

*SNORK!*

[Annie Where-but-here]

Who knows - maybe he 'lost' that much $ because insurance would cover it.

Cows are territorial. If the guy cut through their field they would defend it, especially if they had calves, which they probably did at this time of year. They'd charge just like a bull, waving their horns first as a warning (hence the 'jumping up and down").

Come on, now - they don't take all that cow-tipping lying down.

Sunday night blogging, featuring Annie's Cow Monologue in C#(cheddar).

[insomniac]

Cow leader: The experiment worked as planned. Now we attack our real target: Gary Larson!

[Kow-Kow Boogie]

Singing a Cow-Cow Boogie,
Singing it all day long.
Singing a Cow-Cow Boogie,
This isn't my song.

Get a-long little Doggie,
Get a-long, get a-long.
We've a Cow after us,
And we'd better get gone!

[marfie]

oh, Annie, the "heifer" line was priceless, I've never herd that one before!

[Kowlee]

How Now Brown Cow?
(or) Hay, Diddle, Diddle, the Cat and the Fiddle, the Cow Jumped Over the MOON, The Little Dog Laughed to See Such a Sight, and the Dish Ran Away With the Spoon. Cows have been jumping for generations, according to the British. It must be the nourishing green grass that grows over there. (It evidently makes them high as a kite!)

[AlanBoss]

*Throws something at AnnieWBH and runs, screaming, from the room*

(The highest compliment one punster can give another.)

[Vermin Jerky]

*jumps up and down and points*

DavCat14! Squeeeee!

Shannon, a bona fide FAMOUS GUY knows who you are! Okay, only sort of, but it's still cool!

[Straw]

The cow was jumping up and down? Lord have mercy I wish someone had a video of that.

[crossgirl]

yeah right, he was just innocently passing by when the cows attacked. uh huh. i'll bet he mooooooooooned them.

and yes, i read that as blog too, and was so relieved that i wasn't the only one. sigh.

[crossgirl]

i meant, relieved that i wasn't the only one chased here by cows....

[fudtheman]

We went through this gap and there were all these cows

1. At this point, shouldn't the guy have realized he was in the wrong store? (you know, the Gap for Cows).

2. He stumbled upon Verizon's secret storage facility. (C.O.W. = Cell-tower On Wheels, that they bring out after a hurricane)

3. He couldn't differentiate the vector on which to accelerate. (C.O.W. = Calculus On [the] Web)

[eat_black_licorice]

Really, when you wander into a gap, you can't complain when the results are less than desirable. That holds for gaps in fences, gaps in the earth's crust, gaps in the fabric of time, or even The Gap. Which, by the way, can cost you more than 250 euros if you are feeling too tipsy. Now, if there are frisky cows at work there jumping up and down, you may need a helicopter rescue.

[ScottMGS]

1: Re: 250 pounds - either the cows scared a lot of crap outta him or the police helicopter will be pulling a few gold-diggers outta the mud in the next couple weeks.

2: Maybe Heifer Sutherland thought Mr. Maye was a Christmas tree. At least he didn't get shot in the thigh.